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It's probably a sari or a sarong.
Pins or tucked into the bra just for the shoot.
Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud
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The back has lodged itself into a back fat roll.
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Speaking of back fat rolls, hers sticks out almost as far as her ass.
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Ugh, does she actually think this is sexy or does she just believe she should be seen as sexy?
Oscar Winner
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What a weird back neck hump. Like she's growing an Orca fin.
Not to mention the comparative size of her forearms to her hamhock upper arms. Then also the ThisAss that she now has on her back. You could crop that pic and think it was cleavage.
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It’s Ryann’s interpretation of fatphobia, which means it could be a range of things like not being able to waddle to every place she’d like to go to attractive Italian men not wanting to have sex with her to restaurants not having portion sizes she’d like to have.
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The second one. We live in a time when "Affirm me!" is a moral command.
Very few trans people legitimately look in the mirror and see themselves as the opposite sex, but they want to, and they implore people to tell them that other people believe such a thing.
Similar for morbidly obese people. They say they're happy and insist they're sexy in the hopes that a lie repeated often enough will be the truth.
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I feel bad dunking on people's shoe choices when I couldn't even manage this 1 inch heel, but I feel like it looks frumpier than if she'd just paired with converse or something. Even my arthritic older relatives can manage something more glamorous if they're going to bother going for a smart look at all.
I get that she's probably limited because trying to imagine the force diagram on her tiny toe bones in anything higher is painful. Maybe its unfair, I'd think nothing of most people wearing these if they couldn't be arsed buying a new pair of shoes to perform a similar function. I'd expect someone who considers themselves a model/influencer to hold themselves to a higher standard, or at least get them in a matching oxblood or whatever colour that is.
It doesn't help that you can tell from the side she's doing a smug, self-satisfied grin, and those pink earrings with dangly fruit things (?), i just don't know what to say. I'm actually somewhat surprised that if Stellavision comped her the tour, they didn't provide some styling to make sure she represented it well. Probably for the best given she'd have lied about her size anyway.
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Those shoes are hideous, as is the sentient sack of shit wearing them, but they look frumpy because Tess shouldn't wear mules. Not only does she have shitty taste and always wear fugly shoes, but they all look like house slippers on her.
She's the white trash Momma sitting on the porch in her house shoes and no pants smoking and embarrassing her children. It's as she always has been and was destined to be.
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I'll try to be fair by saying that Tess's dress shoe choices are limited. She can't wear heels, and she has fat, splayed feet that probably swell like crazy if she has to stand for very long, or if it's hot, or in response to what she's eaten (which must have added an extra dimension of hellishness to Italy). Those particular shoes were probably the best (and most affordable) compromise she could find.
But they're still ugly. Those low block heels have been frumpy, mother-of-the-bride-tier unfashionable and undesirable for as long as I can remember; they've always been "old lady shoes" even to me, and I'm an oldfag. There's a wide shoe company that has decided to market to deathfats; they sent Corissa/Fatgirlflow a few pairs of shoes, and all of them were either old-lady frump, or just ugly and dated. One pair were hideous block-heel sandals just like these, only in a different color.
tl;dr: not being able to get cute shoes, and having to settle for ugly stuff even grandmas don't want to wear anymore is fat consequence.
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Did she delete this? Don't even see it on tik tok. It's probably not a good idea to accept a free trip from a sponsor and then badmouth the trip publicly when you get back.
RandomUserSperglet
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That's her whole schtick. ANd the reason she doesn't get work anymore (beside being a model and her physical appearance and dimensions).
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RE: Shoes.
Look at just about any fat POS in the midwest. It's August, so take your pick. You'll notice they ALL seem to have the same thoughts:
"Welp, I've got foot and heel fungus. My toenails haven't been cut since the Regan administration and they're yellow and nasty. Better wear SANDALS today!"
Ryan's hooves have splayed toes that are probably (not possibly) riddled with fungus--or at least--the nails are disgustingly long. Her heels are also likely cracked like old plaster walls.
The smell alone when she takes off any closed toe shoes would likely floor a pachyderm. Of course this barely sentient elephant's foot would wear sandals.
Look at just about any fat POS in the midwest. It's August, so take your pick. You'll notice they ALL seem to have the same thoughts:
"Welp, I've got foot and heel fungus. My toenails haven't been cut since the Regan administration and they're yellow and nasty. Better wear SANDALS today!"
Ryan's hooves have splayed toes that are probably (not possibly) riddled with fungus--or at least--the nails are disgustingly long. Her heels are also likely cracked like old plaster walls.
The smell alone when she takes off any closed toe shoes would likely floor a pachyderm. Of course this barely sentient elephant's foot would wear sandals.
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Egg-zactly. Simple as. Or, you could pay Fabletics a hunnerd-dolla for the eggz-quisite privilege of styling like Tess: 500 elbeez of sunburnt sausage stuffed into a hunnerd-elbeez shapewear casing.
Shapewear? "Shape" where?
Hooves was too bizzy hiding from the heat in her hotel to edit the vidya flogging Fabletics until she got home and hole'd-up in the holler down South in Ole' Miss-Sip.
"Work ethic? Who she? Don't know any Ms. Work Ethic, but I do know alotta Woke Ethnics!" -- Tess, probably
Yitty Convertible Sculpting Shapewear Dress
(Click on the center image to enlarge for "conversion instructions"...pretty self-evident, tho.)
...and, btw, here's Yitty/Fabletics' weird MLM-ish membership-thing pricing:
Seems like Tessie somehow snarfed-up a sponsorship with Fabletics again (which she sized out of once.)
By partnering with Lizzo, Fabletics now has the dedicated-to-deathfats-sized "Yitty" line (runs up to 6XL.)
I'll bet Tess has been burning up the Do Not Disturb on her agent's phone for months, begging for a re-do with the brand.
She's off to a sparkling-great start, as she delayed posting her sponsorship vidya until after Italy. Bellissima, BossBabe!
As usual, Ryann will probably self-sabotage this Fabletics sponsorship (again) in no time.
She already looks damn'd close to popping out of that "sample-size" shapewear tube.
Will she size out of Yitty's 6XL? As @Boolean Bitch sez: Stay tuned...Same Fat Time - Same Fat Channel...
ETA: Okay, apologies for the autismo A-logging. But, truly perplexed as to how, after her last fab-failure with Fabletics, Ol' Hooves-the-Halfassed-Heifer somehow stampeded herself back into the fold of their moddlin' herd?
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Eh, they were hoping for some attention, because D-lister in Italy!!
Even if she half-assed it, there's beautiful scenery.....right??
But Tess managed to, um, exceed expectations, yet still fail the assignment. That takes some kind of talent, you must admit. She might as well filmed herself in a strip mall parking lot.
Even if she half-assed it, there's beautiful scenery.....right??
But Tess managed to, um, exceed expectations, yet still fail the assignment. That takes some kind of talent, you must admit. She might as well filmed herself in a strip mall parking lot.
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Wonder if Yitty means fat, bulbous sex pest...
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Tess just dumped a LOT.
I love how the audio on this one cuts out halfway through the video:
She's Italian now.
Poor Rylee.
Malding over her Yitty size.
I love how the audio on this one cuts out halfway through the video:
She's Italian now.
Poor Rylee.
Malding over her Yitty size.
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Tess is more like a size 42....and I don't mean a European size 42, either.
Lie all you want, you ain't fooling anyone. (Love how she got all pissy about the call outs, too.)
Lie all you want, you ain't fooling anyone. (Love how she got all pissy about the call outs, too.)
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Damn, that model for the dress is everything Tess is not but would love to be.
Tess is a 24 because in her mind all clothes have to be skin tight and too small to show off her "curves". The majority of fat women buy clothing that is too small to show of "curves". It's the only thing to make them feel feminine instead of like gender-less, fat blobs. Kind of like women buy bras that don't fit so the boobs get squished up like in a Wonder Bra.
Tess is a 24 because in her mind all clothes have to be skin tight and too small to show off her "curves". The majority of fat women buy clothing that is too small to show of "curves". It's the only thing to make them feel feminine instead of like gender-less, fat blobs. Kind of like women buy bras that don't fit so the boobs get squished up like in a Wonder Bra.