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[Dancefloor Muthafucka!]

This is so retarded <\3

 

[toilet_rainbow]

The troon war on pronouns continues. Some have decided that asking for pronouns to be polite is now transphobic. Doing so will *out* them and invite *violence* against them, y’see. They now want asking for pronouns in professional settings to be optional or outright banned. While they think this gives them an advantage to pass (lol), what they’re really doing is giving regular people who hate being asked their pronouns a minor W. TWNBAW anyway.

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First Post:

Picture of a tweet saying [sees you and flinches] Let’s all do a pronoun circle

Second Post:

A comic of a person saying “Hiiii!!! What are your pronouns?” while thinking “holy shit is that a fucking tranny?”

Third Post:

Lmao reminds me at my old job when the girl who was training me was like "oh btw what are ur pronouns? I ask everyone " and the guy next to her totally put her on blast was like "what no you do not"

Fourth Post:

a cishet friend of mine had to be the Only Sensible Ally at his workplace after HR told everyone that in solidarity with the LGBTQ community (note: solidarity, not assuming anyone was actually in it) that their company wide email signature format now required pronouns

he contacted his friendly neighbourhood queers and we peer reviewed an email he was sending to HR to politely explain how that would force some employees to choose between outing themselves or misgendering themselves so with no actual support or training it was performative at best

it worked, btw. they changed it to a suggested format and started looking into diversity and inclusion training. side effect was that they then started treating this poor dude like he was an expert when he actually just had a squad of genderqueer sapphics in a group chat

 

[SnergenFlergen]

How do I exist as a woman

Like I said in greater detail a couple of pages back, if you have to ask that question it means you're not a woman. Why do you even think you are one in the first place if you don't have the first idea of how to be one?

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

The troon war on pronouns continues. Some have decided that asking for pronouns to be polite is now transphobic. Doing so will *out* them and invite *violence* against them, y’see. They now want asking for pronouns in professional settings to be optional or outright banned. While they think this gives them an advantage to pass (lol), what they’re really doing is giving regular people who hate being asked their pronouns a minor W. TWNBAW anyway.

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First Post:

Picture of a tweet saying [sees you and flinches] Let’s all do a pronoun circle

Second Post:

A comic of a person saying “Hiiii!!! What are your pronouns?” while thinking “holy shit is that a fucking tranny?”

Third Post:

Lmao reminds me at my old job when the girl who was training me was like "oh btw what are ur pronouns? I ask everyone " and the guy next to her totally put her on blast was like "what no you do not"

Fourth Post:

a cishet friend of mine had to be the Only Sensible Ally at his workplace after HR told everyone that in solidarity with the LGBTQ community (note: solidarity, not assuming anyone was actually in it) that their company wide email signature format now required pronouns

he contacted his friendly neighbourhood queers and we peer reviewed an email he was sending to HR to politely explain how that would force some employees to choose between outing themselves or misgendering themselves so with no actual support or training it was performative at best

it worked, btw. they changed it to a suggested format and started looking into diversity and inclusion training. side effect was that they then started treating this poor dude like he was an expert when he actually just had a squad of genderqueer sapphics in a group chat

But... they demanded this.

They're the ones who created the stupid pronoun pins.

They're the ones who put pink, white, and blue spangle on everything!

They are so tiring!

 

[monstrous bubo]

Three lovely losers line up for judgement.

First, a wife plays her hand with exquisite cruelty


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Everyone is telling him to leave her and make her homeless, and he’s coming round to the idea.



He won’t do it. He might not be a woman, but he’s definitely a bitch.

Next up is someone with big big dreams and delusions (full text in spoiler). The sole comment is actually even more of a L.


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I could use some help from the ladies on here. For me, I will feel I have successfully transitioned to living as a woman when two things are true:

1. I consistently see myself as a woman

2. I feel that others, especially women, consistently see me as a woman.

In this post I'm asking for help on #2. As a younger person living as male at the time, I saw activities/spaces that to me were the pinnacle of being a woman, such as being a bridesmaid. I am old enough now that activities like that are few and far between, and women tend to invite their longtime friends/family for those sorts of roles. So while I suspect that if I were to be a bridesmaid it would be the ultimate feeling of female inclusion, my partner has pointed out that if I'm waiting for a big thing like that, I could be waiting a long time.

At the same time, I find that people using my new name and pronouns, while appreciated, to my brain just feels like they are being polite, and doesn't actually trigger feelings of affirmation. I think I need more active acts of acceptance to convince myself it's real.

I am actively working on making and nurturing friendships with other women. I don't want to be needy and say "please invite me on your girl's weekend" or to your clothing swap or whatever, although I hope eventually I make good enough friends for that to happen.

In the meantime, this is my ask: what sorts of smaller things do you gals do, or situations you put yourself in, that make you feel accepted as a woman?

SerenfechGras 1 point 10 hours ago*
Three years into medical transition (and post-FFS) I still don’t. Maybe the gatekeepers of old were on to something important - saving us from loneliness that will end in the same place. Other women routinely clock me within earshot, or laugh nervously when I talk (I’ve worked hard at voice training).

Lastly, some positivity!


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Let’s have a look

Spoiler: Muh pretties

 

[Phil's Oddly Shaped Head]

Spoiler: **Hairstylists only!**

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Fucking lmao
Sir you don’t need a hairstylist you need a marine biologist

 

[Procrastinhater]

Microwaved 3 day old Taco Bell, flame grilled in a burning paper bag and cooled off in the sink - the cornerstone of any nutritional breakfast.

 

[Miss M]

I am actively working on making and nurturing friendships with other women. I don't want to be needy and say "please invite me on your girl's weekend" or to your clothing swap or whatever, although I hope eventually I make good enough friends for that to happen.

Yet another man proving he has no idea about the womanhood he so desperately tries to emulate. What the fuck is a clothing swap ? Does he think we get together and swap our clothes between each other ? Is this some sick coomer fantasy ? Never mind that he wouldn’t fit in regular women’s clothing either way.

 

[Black Cat Owner]

The “I DID THAT” troon reminds me of that troon that justified his Doordash addiction by whining how elaborate nuking a Lean Cuisine TRULY is, really! Don’t you understand how hard it is to peel back a plastic film?

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Then he tried to backtrack and say that people took his tweets out of proportion after he got mocked to oblivion. Why are you laughing at him?! It was just a thought exercise! He doesn’t find microwaving food that hard!

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Although from the looks of it, retard really shouldn’t be near a microwave after all.

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Of course it’s Taco Bell’s fault for him nearly burning his apartment down, not him bothering to check how his Doordash order was packaged or him grabbing a flaming bag straight out of the microwave (vs keeping it inside until the flames died down like one is taught when you’re like, seven).

Even those with lupus and on that stupid "spoon theory" have enough "spoons" to open a god damn box and place the contents in the magic heat machine.

 

[Chickenpolar]

The troon war on pronouns continues. Some have decided that asking for pronouns to be polite is now transphobic. Doing so will *out* them and invite *violence* against them, y’see. They now want asking for pronouns in professional settings to be optional or outright banned. While they think this gives them an advantage to pass (lol), what they’re really doing is giving regular people who hate being asked their pronouns a minor W. TWNBAW anyway.

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Spoiler: text

First Post:

Picture of a tweet saying [sees you and flinches] Let’s all do a pronoun circle

Second Post:

A comic of a person saying “Hiiii!!! What are your pronouns?” while thinking “holy shit is that a fucking tranny?”

Third Post:

Lmao reminds me at my old job when the girl who was training me was like "oh btw what are ur pronouns? I ask everyone " and the guy next to her totally put her on blast was like "what no you do not"

Fourth Post:

a cishet friend of mine had to be the Only Sensible Ally at his workplace after HR told everyone that in solidarity with the LGBTQ community (note: solidarity, not assuming anyone was actually in it) that their company wide email signature format now required pronouns

he contacted his friendly neighbourhood queers and we peer reviewed an email he was sending to HR to politely explain how that would force some employees to choose between outing themselves or misgendering themselves so with no actual support or training it was performative at best

it worked, btw. they changed it to a suggested format and started looking into diversity and inclusion training. side effect was that they then started treating this poor dude like he was an expert when he actually just had a squad of genderqueer sapphics in a group chat

They're always shifting the goalposts. I don't know if it's to weed out unbelievers or normal people start maliciously complying and it annoys them.

I can't fucking remember but it's on the tip of my tongue where there was some phrase/viewpoint that was very Trans Ally until they decided it wasn't and all of a sudden it was a TERF dogwhistle all along.

 

[Vampirella]

They're always shifting the goalposts. I don't know if it's to weed out unbelievers or normal people start maliciously complying and it annoys them.

It's never good enough for them. I think they finally see how awkward and stupid it is to be asked your pronouns, so they don't want to be asked but they're fine doing the asking I'm sure.

 

[ilovecornsyrup]

Found these bangers on egg_irl

All of these problems can be solved instantly: LOG OFF. GO OUTSIDE. Stop begging for sympathy for fake problems you have created by being on social media 24/7. "Why do I feel lonely and sad while bombarding my brain with grooming content daily?"

 

[LimeRikki]

2. I feel that others, especially women, consistently see me as a woman.

AGP demands female social validation above all other forms of social validation. More breaking news at 11.

I find that people using my new name and pronouns, while appreciated, to my brain just feels like they are being polite, and doesn't actually trigger feelings of affirmation. I think I need more active acts of acceptance to convince myself it's real.

"It's not enough for you to say the things I want you to say and do the things that I want you to do. I do you need to completely transform your total soul and being and everything about you to suit my needs, anything less is toxic and hateful."

It is literally never enough. The venn diagram of AGPs and narcissists is a circle.

I don't want to be needy and say "please invite me on your girl's weekend" or to your clothing swap or whatever, although I hope eventually I make good enough friends for that to happen.

"If you do not allow me into your female spaces voluntarily, eventually I will force my way in one way or another."

They tell on themselves and never have the self awareness to realize it.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

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Funnily enough, on the Kotobukiya site, Bridget is officially listed as a male character:

You can't even blame transphobia, because Poison is listed as a female character:

 

[ShmeedlesMcGee]

I can't fucking remember but it's on the tip of my tongue where there was some phrase/viewpoint that was very Trans Ally until they decided it wasn't and all of a sudden it was a TERF dogwhistle all along.

Earlier this year, there was a discussion on reddit about trans woman versus transwoman.

Transwoman, all one word, means a whole other category itself. They don't like that because they insist that they are a category of woman, not a category all by themselves.

Trans woman, space between the two words, is just like saying/writing disabled woman or cis woman or American woman.

Wikipedia blurb re this issue:

The spelling transwoman (written as a single word) is occasionally used interchangeably with trans woman (where trans is an adjective describing a kind of woman). However, this variant is often associated with views (notably gender-critical feminism) that exclude trans women from woman, and thus require a separate word to describe them. For this reason, many transgender people find the spelling offensive. Some prefer to omit trans, and be called simply women.

I think there are a couple more newspeak things that they are currently taking issue with, too. So they're displeased with the "ask for pronouns" thing, plus this transwoman/trans woman thing. Spoiler is pic of a reddit thread re transwoman thing.

Spoiler: reddit screenshot

 

[Vampirella]

Funnily enough, on the Kotobukiya site, Bridget is officially listed as a male character:

Troons try to crack Bridget's egg like the good groomers they are.

 

[unexpected onions]

Yet another man proving he has no idea about the womanhood he so desperately tries to emulate. What the fuck is a clothing swap ? Does he think we get together and swap our clothes between each other ? Is this some sick coomer fantasy ? Never mind that he wouldn’t fit in regular women’s clothing either way.

Isn't that how the King of the Hill drag queen episode started? Never seen anyone do it outside of that.

 

[Geraldine]

They're always shifting the goalposts. I don't know if it's to weed out unbelievers or normal people start maliciously complying and it annoys them.

I think there are a couple more newspeak things that they are currently taking issue with, too.

There's the political tactic of keeping the opponent off balance.
That's certainly how "the movement" is playing it, because it's all one movement.

But individual troons are trying different demands to be made to feel "valid" and nothing works.

 

[Squid Bitch]

SerenfechGras 1 point 10 hours ago*
Three years into medical transition (and post-FFS) I still don’t. Maybe the gatekeepers of old were on to something important - saving us from loneliness that will end in the same place. Other women routinely clock me within earshot, or laugh nervously when I talk (I’ve worked hard at voice training).

I wonder why women would be nervous around him?

Spoiler: lol

He should sue whoever did his FFS.

( x ; a )

( x ; a )

 

[Jizzrag]

The cope Yes, of course everyone’s attracted to you

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personally feel like the main reason why they have such cruelty and vitriol towards me is because my presence as a troon threatens their heterosexuality its a conservative business staffed by 97% men

i started work for the company as a shy boymoder two years ago at a low level warehouse job, and two years and some promotions later up the ladder im working a cushy office lady job as a “woman”

sooo its kinda unsurprising that despite all my positive merits here, ive managed to catch some heat like this

rlly unfortunate but who knows, maybe they’ll mellow out as time goes on i dont have an issue with most ppl here, just a handful of them that have some sort of TDS issue.

still a bit scary, but im not quitting over it

i’ll see how i can work smthing out with my boss or even HR.