DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
He cannot just say that he invites the public to generate interest and hype
@Chaotic Pizzaparty is 100% correct that DSP got a taste of the 'big leagues' (or middle leagues or whatever) and desperately wants more of this wellspring of pay-piggery. It's actually kinda funny how his carefully crafted self-pignotisation and cope ("I'm totally satisfied being on level 1, a curated audience, meaningful asshole") has been busted by a single stream with KC.
 
Phil's ship has been slowly sinking for years and is willing to leave everyone behind because the cruise ship came by to offer him a helping hand. This nigga showin he's willing to sell his soul to the devil.

It's crazy seeing all the bullshit he's cultivated over the years and he's willing to abandoned his captain's post to get the fuck off that ship of a community he's made that are full of intelligent and mature people(his words) for a big ass community where half the population are shit flinging monkeys in a zoo.

But hey, they have a casino!
 
He did really drink from a poisoned chalice with this one. Not only does he realize that his whales give him a pittance and Phil is sniffing for money constantly but he now realizes how small his place on the internet actually is he can get 350 viewers on a good day but 3000. Unbeknownst to Phil is that KC is relatively small and Jim on average a stream gets about 15k live watchers but his chat is relentless but also die hard Jim fans. Phil thinks he can trick Jim into appearing on his stream to net his super chats because his superchats dwarf KC. This disgusting fuck is willing to trick Jim into appearing on his stream whilst Jim has been brutally honest and said the reason why he is doing a lot of this is so Jade can be comfortable when he dies.

I was disgusted at Phil yesterday for outright treating his mentally impaired wife live like shit, yet he is willing to try and hoodwink Jim. Jim is pretty beloved in these spaces and PPP and Warski know this but this guy is at least attempting this. Phil is a pretty gross person but goddamn this year we are running fast.
Jim has a history of going on small streams just to pass time, so regardless of what the Pigroach intentions are, it's not out of the question.

He could do what he did to Ethan Ralph and refuse to make him money, of course, but I doubt Metokur has that level of distaste for Phil.

All I really care about if whether it will be a real stream of if he's just going to continue the glazing bit.

DSP already repeated everything he says every single day in every single stream on both KC streams about 4 times on each. If Metokur wants to continue the bit all he needs to do is post a link to today's pre-stream pahdcast and his audience will get the exact same content they would on their stream, it would be a total waste of time.
 
Phoneposting but no metokur stream :/
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He cannot just say that he invites in public to generate interest and hype. He has to make this bullshit claim that he cannot ask PPP or Andy for Jim's contact information.

Metokur should reply that DSP needs to mail him on his business email address to make an appointment for a phone call, and then give an autistically small window of when he can be reached on working days because he has "a business to run", while being unreachable on one specific day because it's his "ONLY day off".

 
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Phil knows his window of opportunity is short because the fake and gay is going to end as his doc comes out, and has to go back to reality where he's not a WWE Superstar cuttin' promos with The Boys At The Casino, that he's really tryin to rush and milk as much as he can out of the situation that he and others didn't consider this.

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Phil's ship has been slowly sinking for years and is willing to leave everyone behind because the cruise ship came by to offer him a helping hand. This nigga showin he's willing to sell his soul to the devil.

It's crazy seeing all the bullshit he's cultivated over the years and he's willing to abandoned his captain's post to get the fuck off that ship of a community he's made that are full of intelligent and mature people(his words) for a big ass community where half the population are shit flinging monkeys in a zoo.

But hey, they have a casino!
Phil's the kind of guy who will dance like a monkey for an extra dollar, then deny you just watched him dancing and ban you for mentioning it. He has no self-awareness or shame. That's why people act weird in this forum---watching him deny reality and having no way to ever call him out (because he stays in his safe space) is frustrating if you're a normie.
 
DSP already repeated everything he says every single day in every single stream on both KC streams about 4 times on each. If Metokur wants to continue the bit all he needs to do is post a link to today's pre-stream pahdcast and his audience will get the exact same content they would on their stream, it would be a total waste of time.
I wanted to say this yesterday in the KC thread but that would've only netted me top hats, but I think that stream we just had was terrible.

If you have watched any recent podcast where he adresses Rich and his reack to the Rekieta video, you would've seen literally everything this react with KC had to offer. The cucks have paid the king 4000 dollaridoos to cut a promo on a fat retard who is down in the dumps, only to take it back the literal next minute by saying teehee we're just razzing you guys, get well soon Rich <3

The real attraction is the sideshow it all creates. Just yesterday we had him saying "I always know exactly what's going on, I just play dumb sometimes", this guy is really feeling himself in such a short while, it's pretty fascinating to see honestly.
 
I wanted to say this yesterday in the KC thread but that would've only netted me top hats, but I think that stream we just had was terrible.

If you have watched any recent podcast where he adresses Rich and his reack to the Rekieta video, you would've seen literally everything this react with KC had to offer. The cucks have paid the king 4000 dollaridoos to cut a promo on a fat retard who is down in the dumps, only to take it back the literal next minute by saying teehee we're just razzing you guys, get well soon Rich <3

The real attraction is the sideshow it all creates. Just yesterday we had him saying "I always know exactly what's going on, I just play dumb sometimes", this guy is really feeling himself in such a short while, it's pretty fascinating to see honestly.
That's the thing with Phil, the tourists drive by and only slow down enough to see that he doesn't have any major physical deformities and isn't going nuts in that moment. Then they drive off and he starts yelling about flowchart patterns and wolverine figures while snorting and throat clearing every 5 seconds.

You have to dedicate some amount of time to realize he does the same things over and over again (or in Phil speak "over and over and over and over and over and over again). Not only that, he never learns from any of it. Then as @strandedcastaway said earlier, theres the frustration of not being able to present your viewpoint to him and I'll add the extended frustration of the tourists either not willing to consider we have a point or just repeating memes like this is the Kino casino chat.
 
If you have watched any recent podcast where he adresses Rich and his reack to the Rekieta video, you would've seen literally everything this react with KC had to offer. The cucks have paid the king 4000 dollaridoos to cut a promo on a fat retard who is down in the dumps, only to take it back the literal next minute by saying teehee we're just razzing you guys, get well soon Rich <3
That's my big gripe with the whole KC glazing DSP arc. If the whole 4d chess move (and it very well might be, because they seem a tad retarded) is to get DSP to be a blatant hypocrite for money, then it's a complete nothingburger. DSP has been a hypocrite about each and every one of PPP's sneak dissing remarks a million times before. This is only exciting for people who don't know shit about Phil.
 
That's my big gripe with the whole KC glazing DSP arc. If the whole 4d chess move (and it very well might be, because they seem a tad retarded) is to get DSP to be a blatant hypocrite for money, then it's a complete nothingburger. DSP has been a hypocrite about each and every one of PPP's sneak dissing remarks a million times before. This is only exciting for people who don't know shit about Phil.
Hey now, not everything has to be specifically for people that already know all the lore. This is like some D list comic hero making their way to the MCU, exposing the normies to a niche lolcow with a dedicated fan base so that they aren't drowning in "do you remember on episode 1503 of the daily podcast where DSP snorted no less than 10 times and the painting behind him was Ninja Gaiden, a game that if you remember in 2010 he got absolutely destroyed in after only making $10 in tips for the stream?" autism.
 
Archive. Phil is trying to appease his new friends after a little incentive by PPP. As usual his "edge" jokes are just simple and unfunny.

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One day after getting thousand of bucks and he is already begging.


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Once again. He so desperately wants to be the King of Hate. A pro wrestling heel. Because that's who he is, a vile piece of shit.
But then he walks it back a little, because he's too cucked to do it without inhibition.
You can't tell me that bit he did on Rich with the chips and king's tax and etc wasn't a heel promo (honestly, unironically enjoyed it). If Phil got rid of the cage he has around his balls and just fully embraced being a drama streamer I think he might actually grow a new audience. It's never going to be huge, but it might honestly fully replace what he has now.
 
Every racial joke is food related

Asians are Chicky chang wang pork fried rice
Indians are curry
Blacks are chicken

Can you at least diversify and throw some watermelon jokes, bad at driving and 7-11 jokes in? How fucking lazy.
He cannot understand abstract concepts. Analogies, metaphors, etc, do not make sense to him. Because of this, he's not able to come up with "jokes".
 
New Phil depression lore. He apparently isn't over it (no shit), and it got bad enough earlier this year he didn't want to get out of bed. Kat needed to convince him to get up. He talks about how he can't be happy about the recent successful KC streams. They stress him out because he's worried he'll fall off again. He's also anxious about why Metokur wants to talk with him.
 
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New Phil depression lore. He apparently isn't over it (no shit), and it got bad enough earlier this year he didn't want to get out of bed. Kat needed to convince him to get up. He talks about how he can't be happy about the recent successful KC streams. They stress him out because he's worried he'll fall off again. He also is anxious about why Metokur wants to talk with him.

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