Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Worldcon is now over so Fat is presumably flying back over the Atlantic shortly. Was there a single positive post, any sign of any interactions with fans, or any sign of enjoyment from him at all?

So Pat is saying that Jeb!, who was Florida's Governor at the time, is to blame for 9/11?
Please welp.

I miss the Jeb! Bush flawless victory memes.
 
You sure it isn't for trade, and the straight sections are for landing planes? Having them contributes massively to GDP, and "green line go up" is about the most complex economic measure most politicians can handle
People kind of glorify the “pre freeway US” but cross-country trips were a shitshow of slow traffic and dead motorists before the freeway system was enacted. And though someone one said you could use parts of it as landing strips it wasn’t ever an official part of the design - at least in the USA.

It also coincidentally broke the back of the rail barons for the last and final time.
 
I will never understand how they think that could've been stopped once the plane had been hijacked. Did they want them to shoot down the fucking plane? The crash would be a fucking disaster if they didn't shoot them down over the ocean, and then the state would have to deal with "US Government shot down two US civilian aircraft, killing 300~600", and there is no fucking way they could ever spin that.
Weren't most, if not all, plane hijackings before then not for the purpose of plunging the plane into something as well? So it would be "we killed hundreds of Americans instead of freeing five members of the People's Popular Front of Man/Goat Love for few days before we killed or captured them again.
 
You sure it isn't for trade, and the straight sections are for landing planes? Having them contributes massively to GDP, and "green line go up" is about the most complex economic measure most politicians can handle
Eisenhower was the one who comissioned the interstate highway system after seeing it in use in WW2 in germany. It's why bridges are certain heights- gotta be able to fit a missile under it. Its why they're also long and flat. They are runways in times of war.
 
Eisenhower was the one who comissioned the interstate highway system after seeing it in use in WW2 in germany. It's why bridges are certain heights- gotta be able to fit a missile under it. Its why they're also long and flat. They are runways in times of war.
Well shit, the runway bit was the only thing I knew. Oops.
Is it more efficient for them to transfer missiles by road? I always assumed they had a cargo plane carry it, since surely the cost of the extra fuel spent is considered worth ethe lower chance of a crash and the speed, no?
 
The parts about being able to move troops quickly is true. The USA was embarrassed as fuck during WWII when planners looked at how long it took to move troops inside the country. We never got attacked so it wasn’t an issue but planners hate that kind of shit.

Side effect - we can truck shit around like no other.
 
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In the meantime, it turns out Fats has xeeted about cocaine 62 times, and in most of them (over 40) his was the first mention of the substance. Is this what fuels his ragepigging?
The Hog of the Half-Hovel is too poor* for cocaine. He posts about it because he probably heard about Scarface once (not enough superheroes to get him to actually watch it) and thinks it's a manly man's drug. Everything he does is to fatly pretend he's something he's not, cocaine posting included.

*in theory Nikki's mom's allowance could fund a cocaine habit, but Piglinson burns every bridge he possibly can with a vengeance, I can't imagine him having a steady dealer.
 
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St. Andrew's Cross you say? Maybe that is why Rackets never gave much thought to covering Fatrick's legal woes on stream. He and Fats are not so different after all.
I never knew I wanted a Rekieta and Fatrick cross over before. Imagine it. One eats all the Doritos while the other survives off whiskey. They do live streams from a bar. Every time Fatrick feels like he’s slowing down calling people stalker child Nick picks him back up with a bump of coke. Ones a failed author, the other a failed livestreamer comedian. Both narcissistic. One wishes for prison and the other wishes you a million dollars. Get Sam Hyde on the phone we can make this work for a new fishtank season.
 
Well shit, the runway bit was the only thing I knew. Oops.
Is it more efficient for them to transfer missiles by road? I always assumed they had a cargo plane carry it, since surely the cost of the extra fuel spent is considered worth ethe lower chance of a crash and the speed, no?
You want all options. If the enemy knows you only transport missiles by plane, blow up the cargo planes. The way we move nukes around is very much on purpose- nobody suspects a semi truck.
 
destruction of property (and as far as I know, Piggy hasn't gone that far).
His toilet begs to differ...
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The last humanoids on this doomed planet will be two fat, hairy retards screeching Heeeestory! and Faaaaacts! at each other, the meaning of those sounds long forgotten.
Social media in a nutshell.

Someone with the handle theheathenhistorian encountering the perfect and unassailable position of Fatrick.

Is Patty right? Not likely, but because there’s a perfectly level playing field for both idiots and the educated he can sling his dumb opinions around with impunity.

No matter your personal level of expertise, ol Technicality Tomlinson can swoop in and “no child” you without a moment’s reflection or hint that he could be wrong or speaking about a topic he knows nothing about.

Better to troll and laugh than to try and engage in any kind of discussion when faced with the man of pig.
 
What kind of fuck headed idiocy is he promoting here?

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Or is he actually saying something incredibly based?
The implication is that bush is responsible for 9/11 and that bush somehow won because florida couldn't count their votes fast enough. The issue, aside from being retarded in its whole, is that florida DID count in a timely manner, but because it was close, democrats ordered a recount. And then another one. And another one. And another one. Until they got in front of a judge and were asked "how long do you plan on doing this?" and they basically answered "as long as it takes for one of them to say we won by a single vote". Can't imagine why the judge ordered an end to the recounts.
 
I like to think that the moment Pat decided to swipe the $ and not do the survey, the universe punished him for his curmudgeonly act by having him inadvertently doxx himself like the buffon he is. Balance restored.
 
The implication is that bush is responsible for 9/11 and that bush somehow won because florida couldn't count their votes fast enough. The issue, aside from being retarded in its whole, is that florida DID count in a timely manner, but because it was close, democrats ordered a recount. And then another one. And another one. And another one. Until they got in front of a judge and were asked "how long do you plan on doing this?" and they basically answered "as long as it takes for one of them to say we won by a single vote". Can't imagine why the judge ordered an end to the recounts.

And in none of the recounts at the time, nor in any since, did enough votes change to give Gore the victory. Isn't 'just find the votes' treason talk, or is that just for Trump?
 
Today I learned that if you read a memo saying "bad guy wants to do bad guy stuff" you automatically stop bad guy stuff.
I love how he conveniently forgot the WTC 1993 attacks, the attacks on the African embassies, the millennium plots, the attacks on uss warships, all of which happened with prior warning and during Clinton's era.

All Clinton could do was blow up some empty farmhouses in Afghanistan and blow up the only pharmaceuticals plant in Sudan on bad intelligence, dooming thousands to die of dysentery and malaria and pissing off even more people to join Osama as revenge.
 
And in none of the recounts at the time, nor in any since, did enough votes change to give Gore the victory. Isn't 'just find the votes' treason talk, or is that just for Trump?
He's technically tomlinson, so he's right, the whole kerfuffle pissed Gore off so much that he did NOT tell the successor about the planned attack. QED.
 
I don't know how much Gore would've fucked up the response to 9/11, but I bet he would've found ways to fuck up that no one could've foreseen. Gore was not much of a leader, after all. The Patriot Act would've been much more fucked up and used for abusive ends against his opponents, without any doubt.
 
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