Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Got Milk!]

I have extreme doubts that a single layer of normally wrapped aluminum foil was enough to cause a fire in a microwave. People across the nation put aluminum containers in the microwave on the daily and houses aren't burning down left and right. Even the USDA says it's safe in microwaves in many circumstances. Yes, on YouTube you'll find videos of people starting fires with aluminum foil, but it's always a big scrunched up ball, which sparks more easily because the sharp corners collect the electrons.

Mayyybe the bag helped cause the fire because it was next to the aluminum and flammable, but... how long was he microwaving it for? He didn't notice it sparking before it caused a literal fire?

I see two options here:

1. He is making up the story as part of an "uwu I am an adorable hot mess who needs help to function in society" persona

2. His retardation is influencing the physical world around him to the point where it is causing random fires.

I lean towards the second option myself.

Thread tax: Troons got so see men pretending to be women beating up real women at the Olympics, and they STILL manage to turn it into an L. Because you see, "allies" dared to use the words "biological woman':

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These losers won't be happy until all useful language is outlawed and their enemies are punished for anything that verbally distinguishes men from women. And even then they'll still complain that people are thinking about them wrong.

I have actually done this before at a friend's house. I went after working and they had ordered me a steak sandwich and put it in the fridge. It was wrapped in foil and then in butcher paper and taped shut. I was unaware of the foil and put it in the microwave and went back to play Vidya and bullshit. The sandwich paper caught on fire because of the foil and the microwave was black on the inside until they got rid of it.

Although, as others have stated, reheating Taco Bell is some seriously nasty shit and minimally should be removed from the bag.

 

[Geraldine]

I wonder why women would be nervous around him?

I'm a man his size, and I'd be nervous around him,
just on general principles about being around insane people.

 

[Surfin Terf]

Lastly, some positivity!

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Let’s have a look

This guy doesn't just claim to have a magic woman soul, he claims to have been born with ovaries and a vagina that was sewn shut and which he would menstruate through.

I can't fucking remember but it's on the tip of my tongue where there was some phrase/viewpoint that was very Trans Ally until they decided it wasn't and all of a sudden it was a TERF dogwhistle all along.

"Born in the wrong body" a few years ago.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

Earlier this year, there was a discussion on reddit about trans woman versus transwoman.

Transwoman, all one word, means a whole other category itself. They don't like that because they insist that they are a category of woman, not a category all by themselves.

Trans woman, space between the two words, is just like saying/writing disabled woman or cis woman or American woman.

Wikipedia blurb re this issue:



I think there are a couple more newspeak things that they are currently taking issue with, too. So they're displeased with the "ask for pronouns" thing, plus this transwoman/trans woman thing. Spoiler is pic of a reddit thread re transwoman thing.

Spoiler: reddit screenshot

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I wonder if these 'put a space in, transphobe' people also think fool's gold is a kind of gold.

 

[Chudmaxxing]

Joining the 42% may be a good option for this “person”


Troon wants to end it if trump wins

 

[that can't be right]

Joining the 42% may be a good option for this “person”

If not for the tranny stuff I'd wonder if I wrote this in my sleep

Maybe you're just ugly bro, happens to cis people too

 

[Geraldine]

Troon wants to end it if trump wins

I was going to say this was already posted and discussed to death.

But no. It's another one.
Could it be a trend?

 

[Chudmaxxing]

I was going to say this was already posted and discussed to death.

But no. It's another one.
Could it be a trend?

Just another reason to vote trump! (Shame that he likes Jews though)

 

[batteredpancakes]

21yo TiF who has two Olympian parents and was training extensively from a young age to become an Olympian herself ruined it by pooning out as a teenager and quitting due to dysphoria. Ok_Word4005
Her mental health is completely destroyed and she can barely leave the house. Thinks not being born a male has ruined her life. Took her 3 times to graduate high school. Is having difficultly adapting to a life that isn't sport-centered. Is currently post-op and on Testosterone and think she passes at this point.

She is posting this because she is triggered by the current Olympics; presumably because she gets to watch her friends participate and get medals while she sits at home depressed.

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Olympics trigger me so fucking much (TW suicide)
right now i'm a 21yo failure, but it wasn't always like that - most of my life was dedicated to sports. my parents were olympians, although in a different sport, my country was always one of the best in my sport, since a very young age i was training in a facility that raised all of the olympians and medalists of my country, and i was fucking good at it. i was the best in the female team and second-best mixed. it was fucking obvious that i'm going to the olympics, and i was trained specifically for that from the very beginning. but when i hit the required age and actual qualifications began, and the possibility of the olympics became very real, i already was out as trans and socially transitioned mostly.

And i never made it, i quit because the thought that the whole world will see and know me in the wrong gender made me attempt suicide. i was so fucking sad and angry and bitter. if pre-t, pre fucking everything i was already better than the most cis male athletes, then why the fuck couldn't i compete as one? and when i left sports i had nothing else in my life. my sense of self and self-worth was shattered, i didn't know what i am and what i do anymore.

i've never even been to a regular school before, you go to a special school if you're a pro athlete, and it's nothing like normal schools. my academics were good, but i was constantly tired and confused, i had no friends and i was bullied a lot for being so awkward and, yes, trans. as transphobic in its essence as sports are, i've never encountered direct transphobia before. never been bullied, misgendered by peers and coaches, called slurs. but in the "real world" it was my whole life, every day.

because of that my mental health got worse, i graduated high school from the 3rd try because i've developed a really bad social anxiety and just couldn't leave the house for the exams. never got any higher education because i couldn't leave the house for classes. now i'm kinda ok, on t, post-op, pass all the time and can go outside and do some basic life stuff. i even have some things that i like doing, but i'm not nearly as good in them as i was in my sports and i don't love them nearly as much. i still have a long journey to go through before i can do something like get a job or make friends, and i just can't get over the fact that not being cis ruined my whole fucking life.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

21yo TiF who has two Olympian parents and was training extensively from a young age to become an Olympian herself ruined it by pooning out as a teenager and quitting due to dysphoria. Ok_Word4005
Her mental health is completely destroyed and cant barely leave the house. Thinks not being born a male has ruined her life. Took her 3 times to graduate high school. Is having difficultly adapting to a life that isn't sport-centered. Is currently post-op and on Testosterone and think she passes at this point.

She is posting this because she is triggered by the current Olympics; presumably because she gets to watch her friends participate and get medals while she sits at home depressed.

You know she’s serious because she’s using the word “fucking” a lot.

 

[Chickenpolar]

21yo TiF who has two Olympian parents and was training extensively from a young age to become an Olympian herself ruined it by pooning out as a teenager and quitting due to dysphoria.

Was getting the feels for this girl's post until the end. Transgenderism destroyed her and it seemed like she's starting to come to terms with it.

"and i just can't get over the fact that not being cis ruined my whole fucking life."

But she still doesn't fucking get it.

 

[Evil Whitey]

The cope Yes, of course everyone’s attracted to you
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personally feel like the main reason why they have such cruelty and vitriol towards me is because my presence as a troon threatens their heterosexuality its a conservative business staffed by 97% men

i started work for the company as a shy boymoder two years ago at a low level warehouse job, and two years and some promotions later up the ladder im working a cushy office lady job as a “woman”

sooo its kinda unsurprising that despite all my positive merits here, ive managed to catch some heat like this

rlly unfortunate but who knows, maybe they’ll mellow out as time goes on i dont have an issue with most ppl here, just a handful of them that have some sort of TDS issue.

still a bit scary, but im not quitting over it

i’ll see how i can work smthing out with my boss or even HR.

"Oh it's that irritable tranny, I'm going to the meeting room to avoid him"

 

[Stan]

He reminds me of when I randomise a sim in The Sims 3 with a bunch slider mods installed.

I was going to say “very inbred or unfortunate crusader kings 3 AI character”, which is much the same.

 

[River possum]

Just when I thought they couldn't be more fucked up. Sorry if this has been posted before, but it's so sickening

 

[Aunt Carol]

What the fuck is a clothing swap ? Does he think we get together and swap our clothes between each other ? Is this some sick coomer fantasy ? Never mind that he wouldn’t fit in regular women’s clothing either way.

I am aware of mass clothing swap events of the following kind:

• Baby and young child clothes (the phase where they grow out of things overnight)
• Halloween costumes (local community center, also kid-focused)
• Ski and board gear
• Anarchist-led "free yardsale" including clothing (only saw signs; don't know specifics)

The first three were organized by some group, and had systems where you brought things in and got credits or tokens, then could pick something out for the tokens, so nobody just freeloaded and ran off with everything.

In theory someone could gather troons and pooners and swap their pre-transition wardrobes 1:1, but in practice... actually, wait. Let's see this in practice. I want pictures.

Even those with lupus and on that stupid "spoon theory" have enough "spoons" to open a god damn box and place the contents in the magic heat machine.

It's still inconsistent, because these are the same people who say that being in public and interacting with strangers is exhausting, plus what if they microaggress you by looking at you and not thinking "WOMAN?"

Having an underpaid stranger bring food to your door, cooked by other strangers so possibly wrong, and then you have to figure out the social variables like tipping on the app and wondering if you should report your driver for hatecrimes--it still seems like a Lean Cuisine would take fewer spoons out of you.

 

[Dawdler]

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Paranoid ramblings always give me a good laugh, but, isn't this exactly what they wanted? "Respect my pronouns!"... It's like never ending circle of do what I want, then how dare you do what I want.

 

[Positron]

because of that my mental health got worse, i graduated high school from the 3rd try because i've developed a really bad social anxiety and just couldn't leave the house for the exams. never got any higher education

Prospective Olympians are surrounded by armies of shrinks. If they weren't hamstrung by the "affirmative" agenda they would have been able to save the girl from her anxiety issues.

 

[Syikeblade]

A mtf admits to seeing a pooner as a women and knows what men actually see when it comes to him.
Tldr: Reality is breaking through to a tranny

https://www.reddit.com/r/StraightTransGirls/s/4HsV0UKIbs

 

[Tilikum]

"Fingers crossed that they just think a kinky fucker brought a dildo to work and tried to get rid of the evidence"
But that is exactly what happened, minus trying to get rid of the evidence.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

Straight.. trans girls? Man, sometimes I forget transwomen are supposed to want men. To be spat on and beaten like every other woman. To be put in a collar and.. wait they already do that, but with other "transwomen". Fuck, I don't recall last I met a troon who actively acted like a woman, wanting to be wifed and cook at home.