DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Hell yeah. We are getting that past "Jealous hater" persona again.
I would kill for this:

I missed this one. This was after the depression guilt-trip, where he seemingly builds upon said guilt-trip by asking for money so he doesn't have to worry about tips.

"50 bucks by the end of the stream would be appreciated. Sooner rather than later, so I don't have think about it..."

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And yes, just for the record: this is less than 24 hours after receiving over $1,200 in tips.

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He's amping up the begging hardcore.

"...if you could TIP to support the stream, that would be much appreciated TODAY"

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His unrelenting, shameless greed is absolutely mind-boggling.

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And another beg for good measure:

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He simply can't. Stop. Begging.

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"I'm not going to sit here like the Kino Casino guys and keep bringing it up."

It's exactly what he has been doing... No shame whatsoever.

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Jesus Christ, he just keeps going and going. He gets a $10 Superchat and says:

"Keep in mind guys, the $50 goals is for TIPS, not Superchats"

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This man's soul left his body a long time ago.

Hard begging today. It's better the new guys from Kino Casino to learn how to use Paypal.

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Interesting the new fans that Phils is getting. This looks like the $10 superchatter. Warning, haram content:

https://archive.is/CYPdU

 

[Lazycunt]

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Hell yeah. We are getting that past "Jealous hater" persona again.
I would kill for this:

Kill to be 40 something year old with a fat wife , no friends, no family, debt, crumbling house and balding

If that's winning I would rather be a loser, phil thinks because he makes decent money people are jealous mother fucker has no security of he lost 2 whales he would be fucked

 

[A Piece of Coal]

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Hell yeah. We are getting that past "Jealous hater" persona again.
I would kill for this:

Yup. I want to live in a crumbling and decaying middle unit condo, with no central air. Along with a really, really, really fatfuck worthless wife And a cat-son who pisses and shits everywhere.

A garage full of moldy food containers with ants having an orgy on pounds of dried cat shit and pissy cat litter.

Having a job where my entire paycheck relies on actual pedophiles and deranged trannies giving me money after I disgrace myself.

Being a disgusting alien in a gouty skinsuit with snortsacs and massive C-cup man-tits.

Living an existence where a pathetic faggot named Doody lives rent free in my oddly shaped skull.

Sucking up to a fat retard and his stuttering single IQ pet.

I don’t know about you guys, but I’m really jealous.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

A viewer brought up that he could play tekken 8 with Andy and proceeds to be incredibly cringe and gay for the next 3 minutes. He goes on about how he is a better fighting game player than Andy and operates on a higher level than him, trouncing him and not being able to hold back and let him win.

He doesn't see the fun in shooting the shit with somebody over the Internet and playing some games in the background. If you're so fucking good at fighting games, then show him some cool shit so he can learn. There are so many ways you can make this entertaining. Strike while the fucking iron is hot, show them that "personable" side you were going on about yesterday. But no, he can't see the fun in that, because he is better at Tekken 8 than Andy, even though he hasn't touched the game in several months.

Bow down to the , bitch.

It's ONLY about winning. If you're not winning, you're not having fun. How would this innocent casual player be able to have any fun against the 2005 EVO north american champion, since he has absolutely no chance of winning whatsoever? If anything, Phil is doing Andy a favor.

 

[Brother Milor]

DSP does have depression- it's the depression of an addict that woke up and realized they fucked up again, even after they promised themselves they wouldn't. It's always the worst on a morning after a bender and $1200 would make for one hell of a bender.

 

[johnkimble123]

It's ONLY about winning. If you're not winning, you're not having fun. How would this innocent casual player be able to have any fun against the 2005 EVO north american champion, since he has absolutely no chance of winning whatsoever? If anything, Phil is doing Andy a favor.

You know what's funny about this... I'm almost positive he was going on & on for a while at the beginning of the year excited about playing Tekken 8 casually, since SF6 was so frustrating or something. We all know how that then changed to... "well I'm good at SF6 now so I should be able to get good at Tekken 8 too" then "I'm really good at this let me keep going" and ultimately "I'm locked at purple and will never get better and there's too many characters so it's impossible to play anymore".

Phil is incapable of playing something casually. He got salty in chat lobbies in SF6, he plays the most meaningless games like COD like he's on an esports team. And imagine trying to have a conversation with him and play a game? Impossible dood!

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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Hell yeah. We are getting that past "Jealous hater" persona again.

Oh look, it gets even worse:




I think we need to bring back eugenics.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

"I'm locked at purple and will never get better and there's too many characters so it's impossible to play anymore"

The funny thing about him bragging about hitting purple in Tekken 8 is:
a) Tekken 8 rearranged all the ranks so red is the new green (aka the ranks everyone who sucks at the game is stuck at) and purple is the new yellow (aka just above green ranks)
b) he was purple rank for a grand total of 10 minutes of gameplay time before his gouty ass got immediately demoted twice into the second red rank, that was the stream where he RQ the game

 

[Corpun]

Hell yeah. We are getting that past "Jealous hater" persona again.
I would kill for this:

Damn Phil hit it right on the money. Detractors permanently felted and exposed. I am completely jealous of the fact I am not a gacha addict living PayPal tip to PayPal tip due to my own desire to spend all my money of shitty JPGs while I am trapped in a loveless marriage to a morbidly obese autistic woman in a house that reeks of cat piss and trash.

 

[San Dimas High School]

Oh look, it gets even worse:
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I think we need to bring back eugenics.

 

[CT-65/91-6210]

Does this fucking dude really have a "FLOW CHART PATTERN PLAY" emote?

 

[Free Jasper]

God, I hope he doesn’t genuinely believe that because if so I find that incredibly sad rather than funny.

He thinks trudging alone, past your fat autistic wife who ignores you, to sit in your spare room day after day to beg for money, while reminiscing about your ‘glory days’ is the pinnacle of life? And something we all aspire to?
And that’s before we consider he’s a joke online to everyone outside a niche show, and is known only for jacking off on stream.

To think that’s something we all aspire to is really sad to me.

 

[Guenther Steiner]

Sorry to be a faggot and quote myself but damn it's funny when we can read Phil like a book. $17 on the day stream and whining about lack of tips despite getting numerous superchats, currently sitting at $11 on the SF6 night stream and rage pigging at people beating his ass and blocking them after 1 match left and right. For all the drive-by tourists, *This* is why we laugh at Phil. The $4k he raked in "isn't enough to fix my busted bathroom" despite claiming it would be around $1500 when it first got fucked. Roll in shit goutpig.

Phil raked in thousands in superchats tonight. It's all good though, it'll be memoryholed by the day stream tomorrow. "It went to pay for... BILLS, stupid!" He'll be back to begging when he's at $27 in tips, the shower and dishwasher will remain broken, doordash trash will continue to accumulate in the garage, and Jasper still won't get that bloodwork.

 

[johnkimble123]

And we've completely memory holed Sunday... but earlier slow stream AND a slow stream tonight, well what's going on guys?

Next time tourists drop by, or any KC dents, make sure they realize 1) super chats are not the liquidity of DSP's business and 2) better add a zero to the tips. Although who am I kidding, if it was $10k, we'd still get the whining about not making $50 on a stream.

Sorry to be a faggot and quote myself but damn it's funny when we can read Phil like a book. $17 on the day stream and whining about lack of tips despite getting numerous superchats, currently sitting at $11 on the SF6 night stream and rage pigging at people beating his ass and blocking them after 1 match left and right. For all the drive-by tourists, *This* is why we laugh at Phil. The $4k he raked in "isn't enough to fix my busted bathroom" despite claiming it would be around $1500 when it first got fucked. Roll in shit goutpig.

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Sorry had to piggy back on this... just to say whenever Phil whines, he's lying. Sometimes in multiple ways. Is there a chance his house is falling apart, probably. Is there a chance that there's literally nothing wrong with it at all too? Also probably true.

That's the thing that a drive-by dick rider doesn't get... every fucking word out of his mouth is a flat out lie, or a half truth, or his favorite, a lie by omission. There's a certain entertainment factor in knowing how everything somebody says is a contradiction, or a hypocritical statement, or a retcon of a retcon of a retcon.

Imagine being so dumb that you'd think DSP being whaled out in ways that haven't happened in years would change anything.

 

[LuchaZombie]

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Hell yeah. We are getting that past "Jealous hater" persona again.
I would kill for this:

I just heard this man say he’s got busted pipes in his walls and mold growing in his bathroom TODAY…..but because it will cost so much to fix…..he can’t put any of the money he made towards it…..?

Yeah man, super jealous that I can’t put my whole family in danger because I gotta get them Hogans.

The funny thing about him bragging about hitting purple in Tekken 8 is:
a) Tekken 8 rearranged all the ranks so red is the new green (aka the ranks everyone who sucks at the game is stuck at) and purple is the new yellow (aka just above green ranks)
b) he was purple rank for a grand total of 10 minutes of gameplay time before his gouty ass got immediately demoted twice into the second red rank, that was the stream where he RQ the game

Watching him rage quit Tekken was glorious. I remember he went from “Oh I’m going for blue ranks next!!!” to getting demoted, smashing his arcade stick, quitting like a bitch and pity coping the very next time he played the game.

Seeing him get his smug false confidence beaten out of him is why I keep coming back for more….because it KEEPS HAPPENING

 

[strandedcastaway]

I’m still laughing at the fact he bought a house in a gated community that doesn’t have central air, but now he’s bitching about it. That should be one of the first things you should look at. Ffs

He lives in a gated community, makes $100,000 in a slow year, yet chooses to live like he's in the ghetto, unable to fix a toilet, shower, dishwasher, etc., or take a day off or go on a vacation with his wife. And he wants you to feel sorry for him about it.

 

[PieceofShet]

DSP RAGEQUIT LILLY AFTER PLACEMENT MATCHES!!!

He got diamond1.

 

[johnkimble123]

Now we've evolved past whining about not hitting the tips goal, but now it's "thanks for a non $1 tip since I only get pennies on that assholes".

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Jaxx continues to be a cuck. Times are tough at the call centre.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

That's the thing that a drive-by dick rider doesn't get... every fucking word out of his mouth is a flat out lie, or a half truth, or his favorite, a lie by omission. There's a certain entertainment factor in knowing how everything somebody says is a contradiction, or a hypocritical statement, or a retcon of a retcon of a retcon.

The Guy has literally said that when he says he's gonna be honest he doesn't really mean it and it's just a verbal tic he has, also he's admitted to have lied intentionally ("I had to lie to protect my family") so no idea how can anyone not be skeptical of anything he says. He has lied for shit he had zero reason to lie about, like being a former bodybuilder or building computers (or one of my favorites, his 6 inch girth, "no lie!").

The amount of things Phil has been found lying about vastly outnumber the times he's told the truth. Anyone thinking Phil's words are anything you can trust is simply retarded and deserves to be shamed for not lurking.