Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

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Laskian Strigoi continues!
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I don't know much about spirituality but if your "shaman" looks like this sorry nigga but your ass is never gonna vibrate on the astral plane and you can consider your pineal gland 100% calcified. He gains a new faggy necklace for every hippie chick he date rapes

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He also appears to have updated laskian striggoli. The E is now the Element logo instead of an italicized ballsack
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Terfatron said:
What does his faggy strigg tattoo say? It's too early to play enigma with his gay bs
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You're talking about the numbers and Laskian Stiggoi symbols on his palm? If I remember my Bamlore right he's boasted that he's had his credit card number tattooed. Since the first string is 3 sets of 4 digits I assume that it's Bam's CC#.
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So it's 4469-1530-9890. Maybe I'll try to buy myself some Robux thanks to Bam :lit:. Anyway Amore Ad Lunam is some typical Bamcore music.
 
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Kulee Baba said:
You're talking about the numbers and Laskian Stiggoi symbols on his palm? If I remember my Bamlore right he's boasted that he's had his credit card number tattooed. Since the first string is 3 sets of 4 digits I assume that it's Bam's CC#.
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So it's 4469-1530-9890. Maybe I'll try to buy myself some Robux thanks to Bam :lit:. Anyway Amore Ad Lunam is some typical Bamcore music.
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Next thing we'll find out Bam has his bitcoin address tattooed on his lower leg. So when he crashes during skateboarding his mindless fans can donate virtual money to him to spend on Darknet drug marketplaces. Or felt tip pens for him to scribble nonsensical messages for his Instagram.
 
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The Hardest R said:
Johnny Knoxville is the only one that attempted to have a normal acting career. However he’s 53 and looking at his IMDb, he gets only bit parts here and there, likely making just enough for a middle class lifestyle.
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Isn't his dick permanently broken and he has to piss out a plastic tube that's stuck in the side?
 
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Smithfield Ham said:
I can't decide if Tony Hawk's Underground 2 is tragic or hilarious now, in light of how Bam's life turned out.

The story was him kidnapping you and forcing you to participate in a psychotic competition for his own amusement. And the game made him look like this:

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I for one, never would have guessed he was on drugs.
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I really should get the game off my shelf and play it again. From what I remember, it was basically a videogame version of an episode of Viva La Bam glued to the story-centric gameplay of Tony Hawk's Underground (where you play a n00b edgy skater with an asshole friend taking credit for all your achievements - just like the open source software community really). With Bam's ego central to the plot, and that infamous 3D model of Phil as a usable skater in it too.
 
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Rukario said:
I really should get the game off my shelf and play it again. From what I remember, it was basically a videogame version of an episode of Viva La Bam glued to the story-centric gameplay of Tony Hawk's Underground (where you play a n00b edgy skater with an asshole friend taking credit for all your achievements - just like the open source software community really). With Bam's ego central to the plot, and that infamous 3D model of Phil as a usable skater in it too.
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The plot was just an international King of the Road tour with jackass pranks and Bam at the forefront. The rivalry aspect wasn’t as apparent as it was in THUG1. The redeeming part of THUG2 was its classic mode which had a career for levels spanning from THPS1-4, otherwise it was just a more annoying THUG1 which took away from the skateboarding and was a portent of things to come for later titles
 
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Carlos Thin said:
The plot was just an international King of the Road tour with jackass pranks and Bam at the forefront. The rivalry aspect wasn’t as apparent as it was in THUG1. The redeeming part of THUG2 was its classic mode which had a career for levels spanning from THPS1-4, otherwise it was just a more annoying THUG1 which took away from the skateboarding and was a portent of things to come for later titles
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It really highlights how popular Bam was at the time.

He was able to upstage Tony Hawk in his own video game and become the star.

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In the recent Tony Hawk 1+2 remake they had a level with big banners of every Tony Hawk game's boxart in it.

They removed Bam from the Underground 2 cover.
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Vibralldo said:
It really highlights how popular Bam was at the time.

He was able to upstage Tony Hawk in his own video game and become the star.

Fun fact:
In the recent Tony Hawk 1+2 remake they had a level with big banners of every Tony Hawk game's boxart in it.

They removed Bam from the Underground 2 cover.
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Looks like they removed the guy next to him too. Most likely just to avoid having to pay them anything.
 
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Ihatejackscalfani said:
This thread randomly popped up for me. I haven't thought about Bam in years until now.

Because of that mother fucker, I wanted to become a skateboarder. He was an absolute legend in the skating community. Came from a great family too.

Sucks what happened to the guy.
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Hawk only made it big from media not associated with performing skateboarding feats. Kinda funny how all the "cool shit" in life was only made feasible through entertainment value.
 
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Hawk only made it big from media not associated with performing skateboarding feats. Kinda funny how all the "cool shit" in life was only made feasible through entertainment value.
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I mean, he sort of made it big for landing the 900 and then capitalised on that as any astute person might. But sure, okay.
 
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