Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Bowl of Ramen]

@Fapcop do you have your own lore page? Or did i miss this in the FAQ

We need a Fapapedia! I am simultaneously grossed out but fascinated by this man’s posts!

Steel Toe Aaron dropped another thing about Kayla in the last couple days. She is apparently a regular user of Lorazepam among her various pills. I don't know if this had previously come out. Not a good thing to mix with cocaine.

Ativan and coke, awesome cocktail. What’s Nick gonna tell his kids when they get up the next morning and find out Mommy fell asleep watching Star Trek and never woke back up?

He’ll probably be happy not to be subjected to her busted body anymore.

 

[A Little Bird]

Imagine not just being the weak creature that is a cuckold, a so-called "man" who not only allows but gets off on his wife, the mother of his children, getting ploughed by a weird nerd like Aaron Imholte, but actually shows his face in public. His cucked face. This pathetic cuckface.
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He thinks he can be a degraded cuck and smug at the same time. You are a worm, Nick. There is nothing a cuck has to be smug about.

That picture of Nick triggers a disgust response in some deep, primal part of my brain every single time I see it.

Imagine being Nick for a moment. It's 1pm. You crawl out of the fetid bed in which another man fucked your wife. You wade through piles of laundry so filthy even children refuse to keep it on for another day because of the smell. After taking your first line of cocaine that day, you enter a bathroom, step around the piss and shit of the puppy you keep locked in there, and see that fucking repugnant face in the mirror looking back at you. I despair just imagining the life he has to live. And he fucking chose that life.

"I could not speak, and my eyes failed,
I was neither living nor dead, and I knew nothing,
Looking into the heart of light, the silence.
Oed’ und leer das Meer."

 

[repentance]

When will we get details about the pleas deal, if at all?

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

The Fapcop Romance Arc would be the best Nick timeline. Guaranteed.

Act I of the trilogy ends with @Fapcop unconscious on a hotel shower floor as a frantic Kayla tries to sign up for a Kiwi Farms account. Back in Minnesota, Nick refuses the FapBI entry to his home while brandishing a hammer. April's wearing a raccoon mask smoking cocaine. Null's asleep in Serbia.

If you can't beat 'em, try to affect the narrative.

I dunno how @Sharpeteer 's gonna write your character, but an Act III catgirl tyranid swarm cleansing the town after Fapcop wins might be kino.

 

[Captain Manning]

When will we get details about the pleas deal, if at all?

Probably at the omnibus hearing on the 21st. If they exist, and they took them.

Right now it would appear Kayla was offered one, but no word on whether Nick was.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Back in Minnesota, Nick refuses the FapBI entry to his home while brandishing a hammer. April's wearing a raccoon mask smoking cocaine. Null's asleep in Serbia.

This sounds like a Tuesday in the Rackets household.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Steel Toe Aaron dropped another thing about Kayla in the last couple days. She is apparently a regular user of Lorazepam among her various pills.

So she’s a benzo addict? Good fucking luck with that. I know people who are former hardcore heroin addicts and they say benzos were way harder to withdraw from.

I always kind of rolled my eyes at the claims that Kayla was pilled out all day, but just like the cuck and cokehead allegations against Nick, it’s looking like Aaron was right about how often KF hits the nail on the head.

 

[AltisticRight]

Imagine not just being the weak creature that is a cuckold, a so-called "man" who not only allows but gets off on his wife, the mother of his children, getting ploughed by a weird nerd like Aaron Imholte, but actually shows his face in public. His cucked face. This pathetic cuckface.
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He thinks he can be a degraded cuck and smug at the same time. You are a worm, Nick. There is nothing a cuck has to be smug about.

You've posted this image 4 times and I broke 4 monitors by punching it.
Who do I send the new monitor invoice to?

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Steel Toe Aaron dropped another thing about Kayla in the last couple days. She is apparently a regular user of Lorazepam among her various pills. I don't know if this had previously come out. Not a good thing to mix with cocaine.

As with all benzos it has withdraw and overdose symptoms.
The more interesting fact is that it may induce sleepiness and weakness (ataxia) as side effect. I wonder if that's how we got the weird ass facial expressions and Kayla being pilled out?
Not a practicing doctor or pharmacist.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

You've posted this image 4 times and I broke 4 monitors by punching it.
Who do I send the new monitor invoice to?

Null, obviously!

 

[Captain Manning]

Since she's come up a lot, it might be worth pointing out that Dawn Weber has practiced law for nearly 24 years. Listening to Nick, some people might have gotten the impression she's some wet- behind-the-ears public defender.



I'm sure that Nick is totally smarter than her though.

You've posted this image 4 times and I broke 4 monitors by punching it.
Who do I send the new monitor invoice to?

NICHOLAS ROBERT REKIETA
C/O REKIETA LAW
PO BOX 97
SPICER, MN. 56288
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

Please note your invoice is important to him. Due to unexpectedly high billing volume, you may experience a delay in receiving payment. You are currently queued behind Monty, the State of Minnesota, his multiple lawyers, and the idiots still expecting their 5k Locals gift. Your currently expected wait time is... infinity.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Please note your invoice is important to him. Due to unexpectedly high billing volume, you may experience a delay in receiving payment. You are currently queued behind Monty, the State of Minnesota, his multiple lawyers, and the idiots still expecting their 5k Locals gift. Your currently expected wait time is... infinity... minutes.

You forgot about the part where he calls you 100 times in an hour if it's your turn before bitching you out if you don't pick up.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

As with all benzos it has withdraw and overdose symptoms.
The more interesting fact is that it may induce sleepiness and weakness (ataxia) as side effect. I wonder if that's how we got the weird ass facial expressions and Kayla being pilled out?
Not a practicing doctor or pharmacist.

Short answer, yes. Long answer, Lorazepam is weird on the benzo spectrum. It's not as goofy as Xanax, but when abused (you know she is) it causes fugue and twilight states easier than Xanax.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I DARE you to prove that he actually said that Nick was going to send anything across state lines.

I've already DM'd Null several times, telling him I just want him to know that what the loli avatar prudes in Nick's thread are suggesting I'm suggesting is not true. Regrettably I had to take my laptop into the shower to do this so I might be absent from the thread for a while.

 

[Captain Manning]

I always kind of rolled my eyes at the claims that Kayla was pilled out all day, but just like the cuck and cokehead allegations against Nick, it’s looking like Aaron was right about how often KF hits the nail on the head.

Well, Kayla being pilled out was admittedly a lot of conjecture. She was a bit of an enigma because she's the member of the polycule with the least visibility.

I'm genuinely confused how there were people who didn't see the cuckery and drug use by Nick though, TBH. Hardcore Balldoguards excepted, of course. I expect them to never see anything that reflects badly on their e-God.

For me, both facts were obvious, long before Aaron started talking, and May onwards was glorious vindication.

The only thing I was unsure on was the specific drugs being abused. Not being a drug user myself. In retrospect, Warski was 100% right and I should have just listened to him. People write him off as a hopeless idiot, but what he was saying makes sense. A former cokehead would be in the best position to recognize a current cokehead.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Instead of hiring slaves, maybe he can turn his balldobunker into the Darkest Dungeon by hiring a PERFORMANCE♂ARTIST.
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The farmer has seen a most degenerate lowcow...

He should remind himself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.

 

[Cuckoman]

He had five kids and was such a piece of shit he couldn't provide them with a home free of drugs and guns.

He had five kids and was such a piece of shit he couldn't provide them with a home free of drugs, hedonism, constant sex&drug orgies and guns.

I still have an open question why the child that tested positive for long term and high volume coke usage was the young girl and none of the other children. Why was it that the only child testing positive for enormous amount of coke use was the youngest girl child?
It can always get worse and Nick needs the rope for putting his children into this situation.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Why was it that the only child testing positive for enormous amount of coke use was the youngest girl child?

Well you know how little kids are. Nick had just thrown another crack log on the fire when she started messing with the chimney flue and all the thick, billowing crack smoke started backing up into the room.

Who do I send the new monitor invoice to?

Bob Rekieta. He's probably so used to cutting checks to mop up after his failson that he doesn't even read the invoices anymore.

 

[Captain Manning]

I still have an open question why the child that tested positive for long term and high volume coke usage was the young girl and none of the other children. Why was it that the only child testing positive for enormous amount of code use was the youngest girl child?

It was not the youngest girl. It was the second youngest girl.

There is a theory that she was dosed. The evidence cited in support of that is that she has some behavioral issues, and Nick believes coke has medicinal value.

Now, personally, I don't know if she was actually dosed, but there are people (including people I respect very much, and not just shit posters here) that believe that.

Alternative theory is she got into it by accident, or was exposed to it by accident.

Ignorant theory (by idiots who don't know what test is testing for) is that some residue just got into her hair (no).

Insane theory is the test results are fake, and the evil gubament planted the drugs (see Robert Barnes)

To my mind, it really doesn't matter if the exposure was intentional or an accident. Your kid shouldn't test positive for fucking coke.

 

[BrodyDaMan]

I don't know if they're spineless -- you'd have to stand up to an enormous amount of social programming to watch your wife getting railed by a couple of niggers, so spineless doesn't seem like the right word. But you'd have to be cum-sodden. You'd have to have watched so much fucking porn that it's rotted your brain.

I don't think Rekieta, and most cucks in general are standing up to social programming, they just replace the normie social programming by being surrounded by other degenerates, and getting a new, libertarian, pervert social programming. Often they may end up being more connected to their pervert hugbox than with the normies who demand (sensible) restrictions and self control.

Powerleveling here: I had a friend from the UK who I met online because he was interested in race science and Asian geopolitics. He was young and very radical, he would go on twitter with a laser eye statue pfp and talk about TND, TTD, etc. I lost contact with him for a few weeks, and when he contacted me a while later, he said he had a side-hustle now. Somehow, this man had found himself surrounded by troons through a right wing discord and was now making unironic sissy hypno videos and advertising his services on tiktok.

I imagine as Rekieta became friends with Juju the cow and his LA pervert network, the same kind of transition happened, and Rekieta being somewhat intelligent and already prone to hedonist instincts, convinced himself the rest of the way and just ignored everything else.