OSRS / Old School Runescape - Medieval Cookie Clicker

[Focken Kiwi]

Unless I blacked out and forgot they haven't had the Summer Summit yet so hopefully they'll give a hint of whats to come in part 3 and after.

Well, here's some spoilers though I don't know what to make of it all yet.

Pyramids in jungles west of The Teomat:



Island civilization north of those pyramids and north west of The Teomat:


Auburnvale:




Strange location north of The Teomat. Likely some kind of shrine:


Location north of Civitas illa Fortis:


The barely visible docks southwest of Civitas illa Fortis. Note the House Portal:

 

[Green Man]

I thought with how autistic we are at KF that this thread would be extremely active lol

Honestly I think most of the people who check this thread regularly are probably like myself, former players hoping to keep up with what's going on or to hear the death knells of Jagex, though the latter looks unlikely since OSRS kinda saved them.

As for me I play on a private server when I do feel like playing because I just don't have time for the grind anymore. Would be cool if this thread was more active because the only other RS discourse group is Reddit and they are literally all retarded or some gay Discord server probably run by tranny pedophiles.

 

[SlaanyChaser]

I'm surprised they aren't removing the action-interruption at Todt. Allowing one fletch before it happens again is a shitty bandaid fix.

 

[Haramburger]

Formally writing an endorsement for Melvor Idle. As someone who dipped their toes into Runescape with a total level in the 1700's, Melvor is a spreadsheet pretending to be Runescape. There's no sound, nominal item and monster images, combat is just watching bars fill up/deplete and eating to offset damage but... it works. It's a game meant to idle, where you say "I want iron ore" and you get to mine it for 24 hours or less, non-stop, with no item stack cap. Then you predict how long it'll take to smelt, and plan your next login around that or another, bigger activity that you can neglect for longer. It's Runescape with no interactivity with other players, and botting is a feature and not a bug. The syncing of progress between different devices is pretty good as well, I haven
t had any problems with local or cloud saves.

It's not for everybody. It might be for you if you're reading this thread though.

 

[SlaanyChaser]

Melvor stuff

I agree, it's pretty fun for what it is. My only gripe is I bought it on mobile first and then had to buy a steam key to have it up on desktop. The creator wouldn't send me one despite proof of purchase and you only needing one purchase if going steam -> mobile.

I haven't purchased the exploration/archeology dlc and the latest one since they didn't seem to add worthwhile stuff.

 

[Haramburger]

I agree, it's pretty fun for what it is. My only gripe is I bought it on mobile first and then had to buy a steam key to have it up on desktop. The creator wouldn't send me one despite proof of purchase and you only needing one purchase if going steam -> mobile.

I haven't purchased the exploration/archeology dlc and the latest one since they didn't seem to add worthwhile stuff.

Cartography is a pretty fun hex-map that also ties into the archeology, digging for shit. How it ties into the existing skills is it adds things like new farming plots in produce/herbs, but you need to buy them with both a small amount of gold and 20/100 large clay pots from the second digsite discovery. I'd say it's worth it.

The Abyss expansion is endgame content if you already beat the main game, which I'm nowhere near. It clutters up your Township and other skills with abyssal things you can't even begin to look into so don't buy that until you're the appropriate level.

 

[RollingRock2]

Seen at edgeville bank on a saturday night, I think someone forgot to check their lost items in the wildy

 

[Big Green]

How does one find a clan/people in this game that doesnt suck tranny cock?

 

[DootSkeleton]

How does one find a clan/people in this game that doesnt suck tranny cock?

Excellent question. I'd like to start a KF clan but I'd be worried we'd all get banned and lose our collective tens of thousands of hours of playtime

 

[Breadbassket]

Excellent question. I'd like to start a KF clan but I'd be worried we'd all get banned and lose our collective tens of thousands of hours of playtime

What if there was a KF clan but everyone just used alt accounts?

 

[RollingRock2]

I'd post more openly about my account here but I would worry about some reddit/twitch tranny janny who has a line with Jagex

 

[Focken Kiwi]

What if there was a KF clan but everyone just used alt accounts?

It would need to have a designated clan leader...

I'd post more openly about my account here but I would worry about some reddit/twitch tranny janny who has a line with Jagex

... and soliciting an invite to the clan would likely need to go through Kiwi Farms private messages through said leader rather than openly posting the name of the clan and which in-game username to contact. It'd be easier that way to filter instigators from genuinely interested players by their join dates and activity.

While playing Run Escape with Kiwis sounds fun, it's generally poor opsec and might lead to more problems than it's worth.

 

[DootSkeleton]

It would need to have a designated clan leader...


... and soliciting an invite to the clan would likely need to go through Kiwi Farms private messages through said leader rather than openly posting the name of the clan and which in-game username to contact. It'd be easier that way to filter instigators from genuinely interested players by their join dates and activity.

While playing Run Escape with Kiwis sounds fun, it's generally poor opsec and might lead to more problems than it's worth.

The safest option is a private server run by one of us. Invite only, free to access to avoid legal and copyright shenanigans. Though how many people do you think we'd get? Like a few dozen maybe? At that point its probably more trouble than its worth.

To Jagex's credit, they're more hands-off on chat than many other gaming companies. Though I wouldn't trust them to not do anything if they got complaints from trannies or "content creators". They're British, after all. The only time I can recall someone triumphing over the trannies is Odablock, on account of him being Muslim.

Another option is to make a clan that's secretly ours and use a group PM or one of the chats on here to coordinate so we had no record of talking in-game. Fortunately a few larger streamers had a team called "Farmers" so we could play off that aspect as paying homage to their HCGIM team.
First ideas for names that come to mind for me are Moon Farmers, Lunar Farmers, NZ Farmers, Exceptional Individuals, Puzzle Pieces, The Documentarians

 

[SlaanyChaser]

As long as we aren't calling each other retarded tranny faggots I don't see an issue with a kiwiclan (I know, it'll take immense willpower.)
We don't even need to attach username to KF username if we just agree on meeting somewhere where normies won't go for the initial meeting.
Ex: west ardy graveyard or one upper floor of a random house.

 

[Big Green]

As long as we aren't calling each other retarded tranny faggots I don't see an issue with a kiwiclan (I know, it'll take immense willpower.)
We don't even need to attach username to KF username if we just agree on meeting somewhere where normies won't go for the initial meeting.
Ex: west ardy graveyard or one upper floor of a random house.

I'm imagining a sting operation in west ardy to nail some chuds and it makes me laugh. If we could figure it out it'd be cool, but I have low expectations for ever playing with any kiwis.

 

[RoachDoggJR]

It'd be nice to have a clan of kiwis, my only OSRS buddy hasn't been online lately so it's harder to do raids and other group activities. Though I have little experience in raids from mostly training non-combat skills, it'd still be fun.
Jagex mods being dickheads does help me understand why in-game chat is less active and people are cautious giving out their RSN... except for troons, they will always be loud and proud in chat.

 

[Blue Resort]

I tried finding an osrs clan not too long ago so I could dip my toes into more difficult bosses and raids. It's strange to me how seemingly no one ever engages in clan recruitment anywhere I go. I even went to the clan recruitment world and the recruitment board in the grand exchange only ever displays 2-4 clans...

On another note, I really enjoyed the re-release of While Guthix Sleeps. The new Surok boss fight had some clever mechanics and they brought back some banger soundtracks.

 

[Elysian]

JAGEX NO

 

[Null]

JAGEX NO

I have the 20-year cape in RS3. When I first started playing, it was in what's called "Runescape Classic" now. Here's a list of things I remember off the top of my head:

• When I created my first character, I had to select a "class", which just gave you starter items and maybe also bonus XP.
• You had 30 inventory slots instead of 28. You could get 35 during a brief period where Jagex was thinking of selling upgrades.
• Your worn items took up inventory.
• Santa Hats were something like 200K by the time I was old enough and far enough along to care. I owned one.
• To make money, you had to go to fishing or mining spots and click mine/fish. A bubble would appear over your head with your tool being used. It would say, "you attempt to catch a fish". Then a second later would say "You catch nothing". You had to do this over and over again to get a full inventory because it wasn't automated or passive.
• Running didn't exist. You walked everywhere.
• When you talked to NPCs, chat messages appeared above their head. Only one play could interact with an NPC at a time. When new quests came out, these NPCs would bottleneck hundreds of people waiting in a mob for their turn to talk to the NPC.
• Dragon Slayer was the most impressive and difficult quest in the game, to the point where it was common to see players wearing full rune with an adam plate or rune chainbody.
• When Underground Pass came out, I thought the Iban Staffs were lanterns because people got them from the Underground Pass.
  
• Iban Blast was the only spell in the game that didn't shoot a big blue magic symbol. It shot a skull. (Later, the God Spells would have 3D animations.)
• In the Underground Pass, which at that time was the most insanely difficult quest in the game, there would be little red messages in your chat box that said creepy things. My favorite was "Join us, join us, embrace the mystery!".
• My underground pass solution is straight up the middle, 5 in a row. I remember guessing it my first try and then walking on a different tile just to make sure it wasn't broken.
  
• The King Black Dragon in the Wilderness was the highest level monster in the game and you would kill it with friends by running away from it.
• Combat was turn-based which is why the Rune2H was the best weapon in the game. You were locked into trading blows for at least 3 rounds before you could run.
• The Rune2H was also only achievable through smithing (nothing dropped it), so when the first person reached 99 smithing and could make them, they were worth millions each.
• Runescape's big update to OSRS introduced "X" and "All" as a way to move things. Before "Deposit X" or "Offer X", the limit was (iirc) 2500. If you wanted to buy a Rune2H, you would right click -> offer 2500 over, and over, and over again. It would take minutes.

There was nothing convenient about it. Every single thing was a chore. Despite all this it was the most fun ever as a kid. Runescape's big world is completely open as soon as you create a character and there's very few areas just gated off once you have membership. You can wander around and die to bears or go to super deep wilderness and leer at higher levels killing lesser demons. Hanging out in places like the Gnome Village larping like you live there dressing up in gnome robes and making gnome bowls and playing gnomeball for no fucking reason was the entire point of playing back then.

And 24 years later a bunch of trannies take this game which is only successful still thanks to this nostalgia and adds faggot shit to it specifically to spite people like me who don't fucking like them.

I honestly wish I could buy the game and just boot out all the retard trannies. Fire them and force them into council flats as homeless fucking retard trannies.

 

[Elysian]

Can’t believe they’ll poll every autistic detail about drops and buffs but then just slide this shit past like an Olympic level curler. Would be interesting to see the results if they polled this.