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Elysian said:
Can’t believe they’ll poll every autistic detail about drops and buffs but then just slide this shit past like an Olympic level curler. Would be interesting to see the results if they polled this.
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They never will. Didn't they poll the first pride event thing in osrs and then did it anyways when people said no?
 
Elysian said:
Can’t believe they’ll poll every autistic detail about drops and buffs but then just slide this shit past like an Olympic level curler. Would be interesting to see the results if they polled this.
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The closest you get to a poll is a Reddit ratio sadly.

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Sniperwoof said:
This is the most pointless thing I think I've ever seen in a videogame.

The average OSRS player must be pushing 45.
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The average OSRS player was a kid in the early 2000s, so most of them are in their 30s now. I suppose they’re trying to appeal to Silicon Valley tech troons doing farm runs while they’re at work, or something.
 
eggbread said:
It happened to OSRS now. First the pride shit and after WoW did this now Jagex thinks it's a good idea to. Nobody asked for this and there was no poll.

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lol, lmao even
every single gaming memory you cherish will be ruined, censored or removed until your spirit breaks. if your game doesn't have a physical release, you can't do anything about it either
 
They know that their player base is against this stuff, otherwise they'd just poll tranny garbage.

EDIT: One good thing is I can go to Falador right now to meet people who play that aren't fags
 
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Featured on Aug 14, 2024 by Null: JaGeX is doing more gay retarded shit in OSRS and it has angered me.
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23 years of purity undone by one fat retarded faggot. Contempt isn't even the word. Retroactively taking the game I remember and love the most from my childhood and making it another vicarious womanhood simulator for mentally ill people.

Hate, hate, hate.

In case you don't know, Runescape died a while ago. This is Runescape's second chance. When they pushed the game into the new RS3 engine, added MTX, then the Combat Evolved update, the game just flatlined. They got desperate and decided to do an event where they rebooted the game, exactly as it was in 2007. Fresh start, clean slate, everyone gets to play like they're a kid again.

Then it stuck. People were having fun and OSRS overtook RS3 in popularity. Well, you can't just close the fucking thing when it's making you six figures a month all of a sudden.

So what they did is promise to not fuck it up again? They put everybody's minds at ease that they wouldn't surprise players with bad updates again. Every update would be passed by democracy. Polls and poll items for every single change, and those changes MUST have a super majority (either 66% or 75%, it's really high).

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This is the level of specificity that exists in these polls. Every single change, pre-announced, discussed, polled, then implemented only with a huge majority.

Guess what change wasn't polled? All the fag shit. Because the OSRS players don't want fag shit. They don't want fag capes, they don't want fag pronouns, they don't want Body Type A/B, they don't want 15 year old quests changed so you don't have to marry a prince or princess opposite your gender.

Jagex doesn't care. "Fuck you, losers! Eat our fat retarded British cocks! You invested tens of thousands of hours into our product and have paid us thousands over decades since you were old enough to beg your mom for her credit card, but eat shit!!! fuck you!!!!"

Everything must be changed, all things be they in the future, present, or 20+ years ago, must be ruined to satisfy gross retard ogre trannies.
 
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Ash worked on the old game (before osrs/3) and I'm hoping it's not him because to see the devs of my childhood fall to brainrot is even more depressing. Of course he's fucking bending the knee to it. I don't think any one person is going to take credit for it to avoid being lambasted but the entire fucking head development team is guilty.
 
Null said:
Jagex doesn't care. "Fuck you, losers! Eat our fat retarded British cocks! You invested tens of thousands of hours into our product and have paid us thousands of decades, but eat shit!!! fuck you!!!!"
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I just saw this on /v/, I am also disgusted.
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The Runescape protests are just like the real british ones, noisy & entertaining, but ultimately you just have to eat the policy change or leave game/country.

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Null said:
Everything must be changed, all things be they in the future, present, or 20+ years ago, must be ruined to satisfy gross retard ogre trannies.
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Condolences. Sometimes I think I'm lucky the games I liked died to corporate greed a long time ago so I don't have to suffer their slide into annoying fag shit in real time.
 
This is why I only play 2009scape nowadays. Still missing tons of quests, but I can at least play the game I remember and in single player if I so choose.
 
Runescape was everyone's childhood, but as soon as FaGeX starts to take all matters with the game, this is where it goes downhill quick, much like consulting companies ruining beloved video game franchises into bits of DEI and cater to ogre trannies who never plays the game and only knows DEI/ESG is their main priority instead of passion. They as corporations double down further as time come by as a last bastion to make cash out of their dying franchise.
I prefer the far older RuneScapes pre-wokeslop plague, and that would never change my opinion at all, or even pay money to greedy corporations under pressure trying to cater to as much trannies and fags as possible. They want passion, not DEI, LGTV+ trash shoving down their throat everyday. RuneScape is never the same again.
 
Null said:
Guess what change wasn't polled? All the fag shit. Because the OSRS players don't want fag shit. They don't want fag capes, they don't want fag pronouns, they don't want Body Type A/B, they don't want 15 year old quests changed so you don't have to marry a prince or princess opposite your gender.
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Why does every single fucking indie dev and or niche game dev do this? They jack off every single bad idea in the book and put it into the game regardless of what the player base thinks and ignore genuinely good ideas. It's a fucking pattern I see over and over again.
 
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