DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Lady Adjani]

I don't think DSP is depressed, I think he just had a big cash injection and a glimpse of the popularity and positive attention he thought he's wanted for so long and he realized that he's still miserable and is now feeling empty. He got what he wanted and it didn't make him happy but that's not depression.

He probably came to that realisation a long time ago. His entire life revolves around instant gratification

-begging for tips
-fast food
-alcohol
-pornography
-gambling
-frivolous spending

Problem is you can’t going like this forever, these types of people always end up feeling like shit, despite living a life of near constant pleasure & leisure.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

He must also be miserable that he hasn't had the success he thinks he is entitled to, instead of being a Max or Justin Wong father figure of the fgc, he's become their Billy Mitchell (except with slightly less black hair dye)

 

[donkeygong]

I think everyone here has an internal time limit on how long this KC stuff has to go on before it becomes officially dented ™, and that time limit has shrunk after the metokur stream got called off (let's be real, Jim probably needs months of recovery, maybe even longer, and there's no telling where this arc will be by then. I think it's fair to say it's not happening). I'm not saying this hasn't been funny so far, I'm not a "seething dentractor" or anything, but Triple P needs to come up with a new end goal, because the Jim one isn't working out.

I think it all depends on DSP's performance as a boogie2988 to their lolcow podcast-lite. So far I think it has been lackluster. They wanted him to go way harder on RTU on the doc reack. They want to drag him to do more drama with other people to farm more views, just like keemstar does. When they see this is not going to happen I think they will dump him. But, even then, I'm not sure they will go really hard on him or anything. Maybe they will just stop asking him to appear on the show, and occasionally call his wife a fat bitch.

 

[Johnny Doxville]

I think everyone here has an internal time limit on how long this KC stuff has to go on before it becomes officially dented ™, and that time limit has shrunk after the metokur stream got called off (let's be real, Jim probably needs months of recovery, maybe even longer, and there's no telling where this arc will be by then. I think it's fair to say it's not happening). I'm not saying this hasn't been funny so far, I'm not a "seething dentractor" or anything, but Triple P needs to come up with a new end goal, because the Jim one isn't working out.

Yeah I've had an eye on KC since their first youtube stream as I used to enjoy the gunt board a fair bit. PPP and Warski tried the third chair thing with godwinson and it went horribly so Phil so no chance.

Also the KC boys are veterans of Da Sektur and snaking on someone for content is a given, it's not if they turn on Phil it's a when and how

 

[strandedcastaway]

He gets "depressed" because he only has $10 in tips, or he was cheated by flowchart players in SF6, or he drank too much gin the night before. He doesn't have clinical depression because if you've been through that, you'd know. It's like when he was an alcoholic, but now he's not and just does shots on stream for money. To use one of Phil's favorite words, it's LITERALLY the opposite of how that works.

I don't deny he has some sort of mental illness, but I'd opt for narcissism, paranoia, and total lack of self-awareness or shame over depression.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I don't think the Kino boiz are gonna snake him I think it's gonna be the other way around, they enjoy having DSP as their pet retard way too much.

 

[LuchaZombie]

He must also be miserable that he hasn't had the success he thinks he is entitled to, instead of being a Max or Justin Wong father figure of the fgc, he's become their Billy Mitchell (except with slightly less black hair dye)

1000%. He wishes he got the respect they do without doing any of the work.

You can see it when he cries about “special snowflake streamers getting opportunities” like early access or merch. There’s always some salty comment about how they get “massive views, support and popularity.”

Shame on Capcom and/or Namco for giving them stuff because they’re personable, entertaining and actively contributing to the FGC.

No, they should be giving everything to a 42 year old whining, shut in that constantly talks shit about them and, by his own admission, “doesn’t want anything to do with the FGC”

 

[Iron Father]

The only benefit to snaking DSP would be to milk detractor donos and somehow I think that's a) not as lucrative and b) a burnt bridge at this point.

Truly the ball is in DSP's court not to fuck this collaborative relationship up by being thin-skinned. They're easy going but he really isn't at all.

 

[Telemeter]

He gets "depressed" because he only has $10 in tips, or he was cheated by flowchart players in SF6, or he drank too much gin the night before. He doesn't have clinical depression because if you've been through that, you'd know. It's like when he was an alcoholic, but now he's not and just does shots on stream for money. To use one of Phil's favorite words, it's LITERALLY the opposite of how that works.

I don't deny he has some sort of mental illness, but I'd opt for narcissism, paranoia, and total lack of self-awareness or shame over depression.

Correct, he uses the word "depression", no actual fucking clue that that even is.

I've said before, what he actually feel is frustration, frustrated that he is not getting what he is begging for like a petulant child.

He is owed $4,000 a stream now, btw. If the KC boy are not going to be supplying that amount then the detractors are winning, don't you get that???

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

I think it all depends on DSP's performance as a boogie2988 to their lolcow podcast-lite. So far I think it has been lackluster. They wanted him to go way harder on RTU on the doc reack. They want to drag him to do more drama with other people to farm more views, just like keemstar does. When they see this is not going to happen I think they will dump him. But, even then, I'm not sure they will go really hard on him or anything. Maybe they will just stop asking him to appear on the show, and occasionally call his wife a fat bitch.

Have to admit, I was watching LCL at work yesterday and it was hard to hold in the laugher as Boogie was being forced to pick up roadside litter whilst screaming at Keemstar to go fuck himself. They aren't going to get that sort of content from Phil.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

Just some equal opportunity razzing from the boys

Also, there is any Joon the Khang "documentary" that have interviews? I don't think that a single soul of FGC would have a pahsitive thing to say about him.

 

[donkeygong]

Just some equal opportunity razzing from the boys
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Also, there is any Joon the Khang "documentary" that have interviews? I don't think that a single soul of FGC would have a pahsitive thing to say about him.

Not gonna lie, that was pretty funny. I guess Phil really will take anything as long as you call him KING (plus 4K in super-chats and tips).

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Phil was Khang and sheeee it

 

[Telemeter]

Just some equal opportunity razzing from the boys
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Also, there is any Joon the Khang "documentary" that have interviews? I don't think that a single soul of FGC would have a pahsitive thing to say about him.

LOL.

Did they think this was some kind of one off? A King rules for life!

 

[johnkimble123]

I do have to push back on one thing… pre-bankruptcy (2017-2020), he could have taken a HELOC or home equity loan out, even with middling credit. Per the bankruptcy he had equity in the home, so there’s really zero excuse for not doing that when major repairs were needed.

If his walls are a moldy mess now, that’s on him. It’s called being an adult and prioritizing one thing over another (like committing to no eating out, no drinking, no frivolous spending for a period of time).

He will never get an ounce of sympathy from me, the bulk of his major issues are self inflicted. Turns out being the “heel” both in front of the camera and behind the scenes has its price.

 

[PieceofShet]

I said this like 2 months ago and I have to say it again... THIS IS THE SALTIEST DSP STREAM (so far)! This is probably the angriest he has been playing this game.

That troll JP came back from 3% hp and kicked his ass soo hard.

 

[Telemeter]

I said this like 2 months ago and I have to say it again... THIS IS THE SALTIEST DSP STREAM (so far)! This is probably the angriest he has been playing this game.

That troll JP came back from 3% hp and kicked his ass soo hard.
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After tasting what is like to get $4,000 for just repeating the exact same things he says on his pre-stream to the KC dents his disdain for vidya is going to be put in contrast so hard going forward.

He's already begging and not understanding why the money doesn't keep coming.

KC sisters, you are letting the detractors win! This is not how it works! The liquidity needs to flow, twice a day, six days a week!

 

[Squatty Potty]

One of the town-homes in Phil's gated community is for sale. It's going for a delusional $629,000. All the units in the neighborhood have the exact same floor plan. $515 per month of HOA fees.


Realtor.com Listing

Spoiler: Full page screencap (Because normal archive sites didn't work)

Spoiler: Description

$10K Price Reduced! Motivated Seller! Instant Equity, Fully Renovated in GATED COMMUNITY. Spacious with 3BR and 2.5 Bath & FULLY AIR CONDITIONED. Granite FP in Living Room with vaulted ceilings, creating a warm atmosphere. Hardwood floors throughout kitchen & dining area. Beautiful kitchen with quartz counters & ample cabinet space. Backyard, perfect for al fresco dining or simply enjoying the outdoors. The master bedroom is a sanctuary with a walk-in closet. Additional features include a large utility room, fully fenced backyard, and a 2-car garage. Yard maintenance, sprinkler system & security system provided by HOA. Easy commute to highways, airport & hospital. Close to shopping and entertainment.

I attached a zip archive of the gallery pictures from the Zillow listing. Unfortunately, they're all in the webp format. Nothing I could do, dude.
If someone can get a good archive of the page, let me know and I'll swap the annoying page screenshot.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

After tasting what is like to get $4,000 for just repeating the exact same things he says on his pre-stream to the KC dents his disdain for vidya is going to be put in contrast so hard going forward.

He's already begging and not understanding why the money doesn't keep coming.

KC sisters, you are letting the detractors win! This is not how it works! The liquidity needs to flow, twice a day, six days a week!

You KC Dents have been running your mouths for a couple of weeks now. Now is time to back it up. Phil needs that money. He really, really does.

 

[PieceofShet]

I LOVE that 2 platforms, 2 new joysticks, a brand new good pc, vrr enabled, another 100 hours of gameplay later he still has the same excuses.
Well worth the investment!

Also, he ragequit Gief too cause he got diamond3. womp womp