Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Well Intentioned]

Would he have got paid to attend or did he have to buy entrance tickets? Does he carry the books that he wants to sell over in the plane's luggage? Books are fucking heavy in large numbers. How do these events make money?

Ideally, he'd either ship them via freight or have some already on hand given that he's an internationally published author (lollllllllllll)

The thing is with Patty, appearances matter more than actual results. Appearing to be a successful author and hosting panels/hobnobbing is more important than actually selling books. Taking selfies at the gym is more important than going to the gym and doing the actual work. Marrying a woman to appear heterosexual and having secret rendezvouses with dinnermashers is more important than being homosexual. Etc.

 

[bile demon]

destruction of property (and as far as I know, Piggy hasn't gone that far)

Wrong in every detail as always, stalker.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Dunno about the events, but The Hog in the Hovel simply doesn't.

Fats has an Airbnb. Null is staying at an undisclosed and undiscovered Airbnb. With a bad chair.

We have to wonder.

Amusingly enough, fats could likely be moderately successful as a self published author but he’d hate to face the actual sales numbers. There really isn’t much reason NOT to be self-published anymore, if you’re a recognized name. It’s certainly made publishers give much better deals to well-known authors.

 

[JustStopDude]

Would he have got paid to attend or did he have to buy entrance tickets?

Typically for these events, there are three tiers.

1) People paid to be there. Either the organization pays them a fee, or they get get a cut of the income from overall ticket sales. They also get to direct target a captive audience for direct sales.

2) people invited, so access is free, but they have to pay their whole way to get there, hotel and food, and getting back. This is what i suspect Pat, and most people at these events get. They get to hock shit to an audience.

3) people that pay to present.

How do these events make money?

Nickel and dime the audience. Plus these events typically don't make that much money unless they allow all kinds of vendors or if they get really big crowds, they can sell "table access".

I have to go to engineering conferences and trade shows all the time. It's the same shtick where it's just tables of sales people (who paid to be there) trying to sell you shit.

 

[Maude Snew]

Amusingly enough, fats could likely be moderately successful as a self published author but he’d hate to face the actual sales numbers. There really isn’t much reason NOT to be self-published anymore, if you’re a recognized name. It’s certainly made publishers give much better deals to well-known authors.

But that would take literal minutes of effort and thought, that would take away from his lounging, drinking, and childing time not to mention more thought than he's capable of. He'd end up publishing it backwards somehow or just publish a salted pile of pressure treated wood.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

To be fair, most people these days will just ignore it and go "well what about (insert anyone else), why don't you care about him huh?"
Plus look at Lucas, he was the media darling and it didn't matter how many people knew what he was when he had half the internet sweeping it up for him

This is a bizarre thing to say but Lucas is more likeable than Rick. Not likeable in a 'sit down and have beer with' sense but that he knew how to get people on his side. Lucas knew how to manipulate. Rick burned every single bridge he set foot on. Rick has one mode and that's caustic dickweed and he even stays in that mode when playing the victim. Lucas is a good manipulator. Rick is a good manipulatee. That's why he still believes Bob Gayporn is a real person and gets his strings pulled by someone as dumb as Snackie Jackie.

research

You mean getting shitfaced on Bud Ice and watching the Muppets Christmas Carol?

 

[Meriasek]

Rick burned every single bridge he set foot on.

And those he didn't burn he crushed with his girth.

You mean getting shitfaced on Bud Ice and watching the Muppets Christmas Carol?

It's what he did for the most part, yeah.

 

[OffTopic]

Fat.




Faggot



Bitch Tits

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Let's be real, there are (perhaps) some people slightly fatter than this faggot.

But he stuffs himself in this insane sausage casing and makes everything spill out!

Shit, I've seen boogie1488 look more presentable.

(link for fat fucks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ND5_ZFdzwuo )

but he can't admit it, so he can't solve it, like all of his problems.

 

[LobsterBoy669]

"Not [fat] by any medical standard, stalker."
-Patrick S. Tomlinson

 

[NaggotFigger]

Fat.


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Faggot

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Bitch Tits

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Fat faggot with bitch tits

 

[Slobs]

Fat.


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Damn, Nick looks awful here. She seemed to be slimming down at one point when things seemed turbulent between the couple, but now she's ballooned up so much she's catching up with Patrick. Her butch-dyke habits are getting worse too... Hunched back, no make-up, and she's dressed like a fat teenaged boy. Pooner wife arc coming soon? She already looks like a man in drag.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The bloke in the high-viz vest still hasn’t recovered.

 

[Pim Fortuyn]

I hate fat guys with weak arms and legs. Worst physique to have. But I guess it stands to reason that's the build he would go for.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

needs some cleanup but hey apple does something useful for once.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

"no child tshirt I am not a XXL. that is your delusion."
squeezes into clothes like a sausage casing

 

[Irene and 22 others]

How do the economics of these things work? . . . How does this thing pay for itself?

If you're famous or can draw a big enough crowd, you might have your own registration waived or some of your fees paid for, but that's not most people. Even if you aren't, assuming that you're intelligent and have things set up properly, you can probably write it off as a business expense.

Since Fatrick is neither famous (although his corpulent self might constitute a big crowd) nor intelligent, I can only imagine that he's handing out cards to advertise openings at the hovel for daring pepperoni aficionados for whom Milwaukee is an alluring tourist destination.

 

[FinnSven]

Fat.


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Right, remember when the combined autism of Kiwifarms doxed Keffals thanks to thread count on hotel bedding?

There must be an autist here with a deep obsession into tables and their typical height.
Surely someone can make a pretty accurate judgement of his height from this.

The average height of a white non Hispanic US woman today is 5.39 feet, or 164 cm according to this site.

I have not seen or heard anyone remark that Niki is an especially tall woman, so I think it is safe to guess that she is of average height for a US woman, and as she is clearly wearing flip flops there, there can be no argument as to what a reasonable estimation of her height is.

If Fatrick really was 6.2 feet or 183 cm tall, he certalinly would be substantially and visibly taller than her. even if he was slouching, but I am guessing around 3 inches between them from that.
Plus despite his bulk and bitchtits weighing him down, he seems to have reasonably good posture.

So is Piggy a manle....-piglet actually 5.7 feet? I think so.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

There must be an autist here with a deep obsession into tables and their typical height.

No, but that badge is almost certainly a standard sized badge, and it's laying against his chest.



if that is a six inch badge, he is about 11 and 2/3s badges high, so he's 5' 10".


edit better for memeing in case some redditor does reddit tier shit

 

[Elbe]

Bitch Tits

Very very disrespectful.