Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Third World Aristocrat]

Oh come on, that's not a Keter level SCP. It's likely Safe. The effects of its distribution are minor property damage and it doesn't even propagate itself. The foundation already has web crawlers looking for cognitohazards so it's not like this is expensive, jut another dedicated set of servers running the automatic checks. This would be something the AWCY faggots would put out on an off day.

Even as an SCP, Nick is inadequate for the task at hand.

Yes. I agree. I was debating myself if it was better to classify it as “Uncontained”, as this image keeps replicating itself at this thread, or as "Safe", as the Containment Procedure isn't that hard.

I eventually reached the conclusion that I was putting more thought into a stupid shitpost than what I should, so left it as it is. But I concede to your point.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Yes. I agree. I was debating myself if it was better to classify it as “Uncontained”, as this image keeps replicating itself at this thread, or as "Safe", as the Containment Procedure isn't that hard.

I wonder how the amnestics will affect the culture of this thread. Maybe that's why we keep repeating arguments about Nick's drug use, tripods, and butter dishes.

I eventually reached the conclusion that I was putting more thought into a stupid shitpost than what I should, so left it as it is. But I concede to your point.

There is no such thing as putting too much thought into a stupid shit post. Effort posts are kino.

Yea, see my edit.

Yea, see my edit responding to your edit, lmao.

 

[daffodils]

Basically anything a 14-year-old thinks is cool, Nick thinks is cool.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Its still hard to believe he would give one of his children cocaine, but its equally difficult to explain how he knew one of the children would test positive before the fact

I thought that too, but then it came out that Nick thinks cocaine is a stress-reliever. His daughter who mysteriously suffers from stress-related acting out feels stressed and is throwing her daily tantrum? Give her cocaine! If it makes Ricky Rackets the Rail King feel less stressed, surely it'll help his daughter!

Yea, see my edit. AFIAK the test results as documented are too unspecific to rule anything out. It's my understanding that there are tests which can determine frequency of use and make some determination of timing -- but without super expensive lab testing (and the documented results) anyone here is just going to be guessing.

The timing may be wrong. The "need to watch family member" incident was in February of this year IIRC. His daughter wasn't tested until late May/early June. So a single dose may have cleared from her system by then.

Personally I'm going to go with the theory that her parents and their swinger side pieces are a bunch of stupid junkies and think cocaine is perfectly fine to give to children because their coke addled brains said so.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Basically anything a 14-year-old thinks is cool, Nick thinks is cool.

Idk 14 year old me wouldn't have called a vagina a slobber pocket. And it's tuna taco, not chicken taco. Fucking retard

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

While we wait for Nick to inevitably step on a rake and @MNPublicRecords to make a post about a “New Matter of Public Interest”, I have the need to ask: what is everyone’s favorite Nickjak?

I am of course partial to this one


But there is such a variety because Nick is such an odd looking duck. He carries his weight in an odd manner that he looks skinny fat sitting down, but then you see his beer gut distended out like a starving African child. (Nick has gotten really fat again in recent videos, he’s ballooned).

Some more jaks for discussion.

Stimming Nick


Nick’s internal image of himself (take that Eric!)


Nick pretending to be Fatrick


Appeal stream coked out Nick


Nickjak collage


Boss man Jack and Nick face merge

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

His daughter wasn't tested until late May/early June. So a single dose may have cleared from her system by then.

Went back to the thread to make sure I wasn't crazy:

just fyi dyn is probably the most qualified person to speak on this particular topic on the entire site and if he says there's no Rx that'd show up in the test I believe him.

Agreed with that, my gut says the kid just got into their stash one time and geeked out so hard the test came back hot. People breathlessly speculating about child molestation are just being ridiculous.

Yeah I don't thing she was being molested.
Would an 8 year old be able to take so much in one go a test would come back at that level without her having a toxic reaction to the coke?
How long does that shit stay in your hair btw?

Yes, easily.

About three months.

Health Scare in late February, Arrest in early June. Not confirmed, but plausible. I think the crowd shouting as loud as possible about possible molestation overshadowed the One Big Snort theory which seems far more plausible to me. Timeline is stretching it, but children's hair grows slower than adult hair.

 

[Dimension Sniper]

While we wait for Nick to inevitably step on a rake and @MNPublicRecords to make a post about a “New Matter of Public Interest”, I have the need to ask: what is everyone’s favorite Nickjak?

I think my favorite will always be the mugshot. You can see in every line of his face that all he’s thinking about is his internet reputation. Scumbag status further solidified.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

While we wait for Nick to inevitably step on a rake and @MNPublicRecords to make a post about a “New Matter of Public Interest”, I have the need to ask: what is everyone’s favorite Nickjak?

Never forget the animal abuse one:

 

[Associate Rick]

While we wait for Nick to inevitably step on a rake and @MNPublicRecords to make a post about a “New Matter of Public Interest”, I have the need to ask: what is everyone’s favorite Nickjak?

Every time I see this pic I laugh, I can't believe he paid someone for this haircut.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Every time I see this pic I laugh, I can't believe he paid someone for this haircut.
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Might’ve been to fuck over future hair tests.

 

[Sharpeteer]

While we wait for Nick to inevitably step on a rake and @MNPublicRecords to make a post about a “New Matter of Public Interest”, I have the need to ask: what is everyone’s favorite Nickjak?

Look at his face. Just look at it.

The rage.

He's about to go slaughter all the younglings.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

This isn't a chat room, retards, and there's a memes/images thread for Nick.

I wonder what the hell he was doing all day before the kids came back (assuming they're back). What Nick's life is like now, assuming the kids are there full time as he claims, possibly with grandma and grandpa dropping by a lot or maybe living there. It must be a real cramp on his style. Very notable that his first reaction to the kids coming back, was to stream late night, then delay a day and do it the next night.

 

[Gorton Colu]

I have the need to ask: what is everyone’s favorite Nickjak?

These ones always make me laugh.

His rage against the farms must be legendary when he's alone at night. What I wouldn't give to be a fly on the wall in his dungeon while he reads his thread.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

This isn't a chat room, retards, and there's a memes/images thread for Nick.

I wonder what the hell he was doing all day before the kids came back (assuming they're back). What Nick's life is like now, assuming the kids are there full time as he claims, possibly with grandma and grandpa dropping by a lot or maybe living there. It must be a real cramp on his style. Very notable that his first reaction to the kids coming back, was to stream late night, then delay a day and do it the next night.

I thought that was for making memes? I’ve posted Nickjaks in this thread before the arrest and the creation of the subforum.

Anyway Nick didn’t get them back. He had supervised sleep over with the grand parents being chaperones.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

As we know Nick reads this thread. I’m of the opinion that anything casting vicious mockery of his stupid face should be allowed at this thread.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

He should remind himself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.

Begone, coke fiend in no robe!

Health Scare in late February, Arrest in early June. Not confirmed, but plausible. I think the crowd shouting as loud as possible about possible molestation overshadowed the One Big Snort theory which seems far more plausible to me. Timeline is stretching it, but children's hair grows slower than adult hair.

I see some folks bringing up the" emergency" and if Nick took someone to the hospital.
If Nick had any interaction with Fire/EMS it would be documented as you're supposed to document all incident reports ("runs/calls"), how well is another story. Unfortunately incident reports have HIPPA protected info 99% of the time requiring redaction. Some states allow requesting of this public records like Montana. I do not know if a theoretical MN FOIA equivalent request may be levied against Fire Departments... Hardin question.
It may also be that Spicer FD does not cover Nick's area and it is another FD (or another agency mutual aid backfilled a possible call), these coverage zones are not always to political boundaries.

I have no idea about a hospital procedures in requesting such a theoretical record, if at all possible other than they take over officially post EMS-time out.

You can obtain the the FD response maps by contacting the local Emergency Management director to narrow down who is responsible for responding. Mutual aid departments you'll just have to ask and they may not reply.
Below is an example request for the city of Billings, MT for run reports.

 

[Dimension Sniper]

As we know Nick reads this thread. I’m of the opinion that anything casting vicious mockery of his stupid face should be allowed at this thread.
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I wonder if we’ll ever get another cokestream where he breaks down and just starts reading his thread live.

I see some folks bringing up the" emergency" and if Nick took someone to the hospital.
If Nick had any interaction with Fire/EMS it would be documented as you're supposed to document all incident reports ("runs/calls"), how well is another story.

It’s also possible that he could have driven someone to the ER in his own vehicle. It wouldn’t necessarily have been an ambulance run.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

I wonder if we’ll ever get another cokestream where he breaks down and just starts reading his thread live.


It’s also possible that he could have driven someone to the ER in his own vehicle. It wouldn’t necessarily have been an ambulance run.

Yes, I am aware. I am merely stating the possibility if he did use fire/EMS.

 

[Lian Xing]

Hello new journos visiting this thread. Before you draft your conclusions on this matter, please be sure to educate yourself on :
- Balldos
- Cuckoldry
- Bottle licking
- Hedonism I and II
- Terrible tattoos
- Practicing vs non-practicing
- Popular vs cringe
- Ceiling cats
- Corner demons
- Sticky carpet
- Out of control 9 year old kingpin druglords
- Mustangs and their associated traffic fines
- Racoon massacres
- Sneeding
- Coping

Any questions, the fine people at this non-stalker forum will assist you in a friendly, non-confrontational way I assure you.

You are missing tripods.