Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Ativan and coke, awesome cocktail. What’s Nick gonna tell his kids when they get up the next morning and find out Mommy fell asleep watching Star Trek and never woke back up?

He’ll probably be happy not to be subjected to her busted body anymore.

He'll tell the keedz that April's their new mommy now, and he gets to own the Kiwifarm prudes by reminding them that he and April are monogamous!

 

[JustStopDude]

Why was it that the only child testing positive for enormous amount of coke use was the youngest girl child?

My crackhead theory is that the kid has ADD prescribed and Nick, Kayla, the fleshlight, and/or the Toe ended up using the kid's medicine after Nick couldn't get a hold of the dealer.

One stimulant is as good as another in a pinch.

It was only after the kid started bouncing off the walls that they realized this was a problem. And the coke pickups started up again so....

I could see a scenario where Nick's regular hookup got pinched or simply the supply line dried up a bit.

It shouldn't keep happening as Nick's well on the way to sucking the glass dick and it's easy as shit to score crack.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

To my mind, it really doesn't matter if the exposure was intentional or an accident. Your kid shouldn't test positive for fucking coke.

What do you even know about raising kids? You sound like you can’t even get an order at Denny’s with a cop. Look kids get stressed out all the time. Girls especially with all this online stuff. Have you ever seen an Instagram post? They’re just throwing their vagina liquors all over that place. So the kids stressed, can’t sleep. She’s worried she can’t live up to the hype and notices her mother’s body is just ruined. Just awful. So what do we do? We lower the stress. The kid’s stress is high up here but now thanks to this fine powder that stress is there but her tolerance for that stress is up here. It’s just science

 

[Strix454]

Now, personally, I don't know if she was actually dosed, but there are people (including people I respect very much, and not just shit posters here) that believe that.

Alternative theory is she got into it by accident, or was exposed to it by accident.

The evidence against it being an accident is:

1) The testing seems to indicate it wasn't a one-time accident. That she was using cocaine for a while on a regular basis.

2) The children seeming to have been coached on what to say to CPS if they tested positive for drugs.

3) Nick knew she would test positive before the test was done by CPS. He was literally explaining away the result in court before any testing had even been done.

I thought the whole idea that the kid was intentionally dosed was absurd right up until the court transcript where Nick pre-emptively explains away any drug use by any of the children as having nothing to do with him or their home life. Its still hard to believe he would give one of his children cocaine, but its equally difficult to explain how he knew one of the children would test positive before the fact.

 

[Fapcop]

Ativan and coke, awesome cocktail. What’s Nick gonna tell his kids when they get up the next morning and find out Mommy fell asleep watching Star Trek and never woke back up?

I tried Ativan one time, without coke, and it’s a hard DO NOT recommend.

Some super chill doc prescribed me 30 or 40 for jet lag.

I think I went to bed around 8-9? Woke up at noon the next day, in my clothes, on the couch, with an empty pill bottle in one hand, and a set of keys for a rental car in the other hand.

You know you fucked up when you’re in a parking lot, looking for a car you don’t remember renting by pressing the little ALARM button.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

It was not the youngest girl. It was the second youngest girl.

There is a theory that she was dosed. The evidence cited in support of that is that she has some behavioral issues, and Nick believes coke has medicinal value.

Now, personally, I don't know if she was actually dosed, but there are people (including people I respect very much, and not just shit posters here) that believe that.

Alternative theory is she got into it by accident, or was exposed to it by accident.

Ignorant theory (by idiots who don't know what test is testing for) is that some residue just got into her hair (no).

Insane theory is the test results are fake, and the evil gubament planted the drugs (see Robert Barnes)

To my mind, it really doesn't matter if the exposure was intentional or an accident. Your kid shouldn't test positive for fucking coke.

My schizo theory is a lot simpler and a little far-fetched but we know Rackets was cooking up some crispy crackarooski. What are the chance that retard Aaron grabbed the same pan and used it to make Nick's daughter a helping of Spaghetti O's without washing it first?

 

[Fapcop]

Aaron is probably right on the money when he says that Kayla’s anxiety (and pill consumption) is Nick-induced.

It’s a typical way that Narcs control their victims. “Oh honey, you’re not yourself! You need to calm down, it’s not normal to react this way! Have a pill, I need you to get help!”

And then if the doctor doesn’t want to play along, they find a doctor who will.

My schizo theory is a lot simpler and a little far-fetched but we know Rackets was cooking up some crispy crackarooski. What are the chance that retard Aaron grabbed the same pan and used it to make Nick's daughter a helping of Spaghetti O's without washing it first?

Meh… I’m 50/50 on whether Nick would make crack himself, or run out and buy some. Mind you, he’s just the type of “expert” who will read up on erowid how you make your own crack.

Simultaneously however, he’s also used to buying his way out of anything and throwing money at things as a solution.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

You've posted this image 4 times and I broke 4 monitors by punching it.
Who do I send the new monitor invoice to?

We are dealing with a cognitohazard SCP. The Foundation couldn't contain it.

EDIT: typo and Safe class.

 

[owed to joy]

You guys are chasing zebras. Simple answer, Nick & whores rubbed coke on their gums when stuck driving the kids around; to get high while remaining discreet. Kids mimic their parents.

 

[Gorbus]

I didn't realize exactly how much money Rekieta is from. I'm starting to doubt we'll ever see the bodycam footage, because I'm sure whoever operates the trust would rather give a large donation to the local police union than have the family name forever associated with Rickety Rackets' Crack Shack.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

The evidence against it being an accident is:

1) The testing seems to indicate it wasn't a one-time accident. That she was using cocaine for a while on a regular basis.

2) The children seeming to have been coached on what to say to CPS if they tested positive for drugs.

3) Nick knew she would test positive before the test was done by CPS. He was literally explaining away the result in court before any testing had even been done.

I thought the whole idea that the kid was intentionally dosed was absurd right up until the court transcript where Nick pre-emptively explains away any drug use by any of the children as having nothing to do with him or their home life. Its still hard to believe he would give one of his children cocaine, but its equally difficult to explain how he knew one of the children would test positive before the fact.

I still have an open question why the child that tested positive for long term and high volume coke usage was the young girl and none of the other children. Why was it that the only child testing positive for enormous amount of coke use was the youngest girl child?

If I remember right when people were discussing the test results it was explained that there were TWO ways to get that kind of result. Continual use or one very large dose of coke. The timeline of the test and how long ago Nick had the "family medical emergency" for which Nick didn't take his daughter to the ER, but had to "be a dad" and watch her closely are feasible.

@Dyn Please correct me if my brain is trying to protect me from the facts here and hallucinating the Large Dose theory.

I dunno how @Sharpeteer 's gonna write your character, but an Act III catgirl tyranid swarm cleansing the town after Fapcop wins might be kino.

We will scour the land, cleanse the filth, and sacrifice the biomass to the Star Children to earn our ascension!

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

Hello new journos visiting this thread. Before you draft your conclusions on this matter, please be sure to educate yourself on :
- Balldos
- Cuckoldry
- Bottle licking
- Hedonism I and II
- Terrible tattoos
- Practicing vs non-practicing
- Popular vs cringe
- Ceiling cats
- Corner demons
- Sticky carpet
- Out of control 9 year old kingpin druglords
- Mustangs and their associated traffic fines
- Racoon massacres
- Sneeding
- Coping

Any questions, the fine people at this non-stalker forum will assist you in a friendly, non-confrontational way I assure you.

 

[Gorbus]

Hello new journos visiting this thread. Before you draft your conclusions on this matter, please be sure to educate yourself on :

- Mustangs and their associated traffic fines

What is the deal with lolcows and the V6 Mustang?

 

[ReverendVerse]

I tried Ativan one time, without coke, and it’s a hard DO NOT recommend.

I was given Ativan once and it literally did nothing to me; no perceivable difference in my anxiety or side effects.

Lexapro on the other hand, that shit sucked hard. I know it's a different class of anti-anxiety medication than Ativan, but the side effects were God awful.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Hello new journos visiting this thread. Before you draft your conclusions on this matter, please be sure to educate yourself on :
- Balldos
- Cuckoldry
- Bottle licking
- Hedonism I and II
- Terrible tattoos
- Practicing vs non-practicing
- Popular vs cringe
- Ceiling cats
- Corner demons
- Sticky carpet
- Out of control 9 year old kingpin druglords
- Mustangs and their associated traffic fines
- Racoon massacres
- Sneeding
- Coping

Any questions, the fine people at this non-stalker forum will assist you in a friendly, non-confrontational way I assure you.

You forgot live streamed sloppy toppy.

 

[mailfrawd]

If I remember right when people were discussing the test results it was explained that there were TWO ways to get that kind of result. Continual use or one very large dose of coke. The timeline of the test and how long ago Nick had the "family medical emergency" for which Nick didn't take his daughter to the ER, but had to "be a dad" and watch her closely are feasible.

If we go long enough without a post from MPR we start having the same discussions again. MPR please save us!

To answer your question, I have serious doubts that presenting a preteen child to the ER overdosing on a scheduled substance wouldn't immediately result in CPS and law enforcement showing up on the spot.

Edit: Ok, I read your post more closely and I don't know, if you suddenly realized that your child had taken an unknown amount of your illegal drugs would you risk them dying instead of taking them to the ER? This is Nick we're talking about, but I just don't necessarily believe these two events line up.

Spoiler: Powerleveling

My parents were alcoholics, smoked a lot of weed, probably did other shit as well when I was a teen. At one point I stole a 5th of vodka, chugged it, and woke up in the hospital. Most parents don't want to have to explain a dead child to the authorities.

 

[St. Alia of the Knife]

What is the deal with lolcows and the V6 Mustang?

Nick probably thinks it is a cool car, just as he probably thinks his studded Hot Topic belt and and shitty leather jacket at a formal event are cool (cause he's a REBEL! don'tcha know). And how his terrible, tasteless artworks are cool. And I guess he probably thinks spouse swapping and drug usage is cool, too. Basically anything a 14-year-old thinks is cool, Nick thinks is cool.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

I didn't realize exactly how much money Rekieta is from. I'm starting to doubt we'll ever see the bodycam footage, because I'm sure whoever operates the trust would rather give a large donation to the local police union than have the family name forever associated with Rickety Rackets' Crack Shack.

Yeah that would work under normal circumstances but it seems the PD and local judiciary all hate Nick Rekieta with a burning fucking passion. He's had too many run-ins with them and too many bad experiences for people to really put up with this garbage. Somebody WILL crack. Rackets burned too many bridges. It's going to happen.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

To answer your question, I have serious doubts that presenting a preteen child to the ER overdosing on a scheduled substance wouldn't immediately result in CPS and law enforcement showing up on the spot.

That's not the question I asked, and if you expose your daughter to a fuckton of coke you deserve that CPS visit. I asked if the "Single Big Coke Event" theory had merit with regards to the test results.

EDIT:

Edit: Ok, I read your post more closely and I don't know, if you suddenly realized that your child had taken an unknown amount of your illegal drugs would you risk them dying instead of taking them to the ER? This is Nick we're talking about, but I just don't necessarily believe these two events line up.

Nick is a terrible, terrible person whose only motivating factor is "how does this affect my ability to be degenerate, do drugs, and drink." He WOULD rather risk his daughter dying than take her to the ER because he'd do "research" and convince himself it would probably be fine.

View attachment 6306982 We are dealing with a cognitohazard SCP. The Foundation couldn't contain it.

Oh come on, that's not a Keter level SCP. It's likely Safe. The effects of its distribution are minor property damage and it doesn't even propagate itself. The foundation already has web crawlers looking for cognitohazards so it's not like this is expensive, jut another dedicated set of servers running the automatic checks. This would be something the AWCY faggots would put out on an off day.

Even as an SCP, Nick is inadequate for the task at hand.

 

[mailfrawd]

That's not the question I asked, and if you expose your daughter to a fuckton of coke you deserve that CPS visit. I asked if the "Single Big Coke Event" theory had merit with regards to the test results.

Yea, see my edit. AFIAK the test results as documented are too unspecific to rule anything out. It's my understanding that there are tests which can determine frequency of use and make some determination of timing -- but without super expensive lab testing (and the documented results) anyone here is just going to be guessing.

Nick is a terrible, terrible person whose only motivating factor is "how does this affect my ability to be degenerate, do drugs, and drink." He WOULD rather risk his daughter dying than take her to the ER because he'd do "research" and convince himself it would probably be fine.

Doing a quick internet search resulted in learning that fatal overdoses are almost immediate seizure/cardiac arrest. It's possible Nick may have done this search as well and determined that "well, she's not dead, so she'll probably be OK, but we need to keep an eye on her".