Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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You're asking Bob to understand economics. Bob doesn't understand economics, he understands Mario and anything that enables him to get more Mario.

If Bob got awarded a basic income, he should have to collect it by jumping up and hitting his head on a rock, and then pennies come down and he has to catch them.
 
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I'm sorry, but how does that last tweet make any sense? She had the popular vote by a sliver in a, even for America, very low turnout election.
 
I'm sorry, but how does that last tweet make any sense? She lost the popular vote by a sliver in a, even for America, very low turnout election.
I've been to Victoria Brownworth's Twitter and it's an absolutely horrifying mess of SJW buzzwords, CURRENT YEAR, and white male bashing. She writes for various online leftwing rags and regularly gets retweeted by Twitter SJWs and white male "allies" which is where I've seen her before. Here's another one of her senseless tweets:

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I think he believes that Anita is some kind of prophet destined to usher in a new golden age of gaming.

Maybe he thinks Anita is the reincarnation of Princess Lana.

Also, has Bob ever shown interest in any game series besides Mario, Zelda, and Metroid?
 
By the way, folks, the episode of the Game Overthinker mentioned in the podcast:

Meet Bob Chipman's dream, without some of the points the guest guy stated [not from being made up, but because maybe it wasn't used then].
 
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Man, this nonsense about magic swords, portals and great evil is reminding me of the Samurai Jack intro.

Long ago in a distant land, I, Bill Gates, the money-grubbing master of first person shooters, unleashed an unspeakable hashtag. But a fat, diabetic autist, wielding a magic sword set forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future where Microsoft is law. Now the autist seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is GamerGate.
 
By the way, folks, the episode of the Game Overthinker mentioned in the podcast:

Meet Bob Chipman's dream, without some of the points the guest guy stated [not from being made up, but because maybe it wasn't used then].
You know, hearing the little bit about him dreaming of his childhood home with all his loved ones alive and living with him did make me feel for him. I mean growing up is pretty rough, and it's only made tougher when you start to lose people that you care about that have been with you your whole life. Really, who hasn't had a dream or fantasy about returning to the past and going back to a time where things were simple and happy when they were going through something tough? It's something I'm sure almost anyone can relate to.

Then he had to start going into the "champion of true gamers standing up to the FPS conservative illuminati" bullshit and it made me remember who we're talking about here.
 
It's important to note that, based on what I understand, his dog would be the only thing he lost at the time, if at all. His parents were still alive and his granma died in 2012. And he never really talks about losing anything in the sense of a family member outside that very loss.

Not that it means he never had a childhood dog, more that perhaps he simply was talking about it in general. He has this problem, exacerbated by some of the ways which he phrases his words around the time of his granma's death.
 
I'm guessing Mega Man since his "Why I Love Video Games" video includes tons of characters from that series.
I'm sure he considers the Playstation titles to be non-canon.

Pure unadulterated and delusory autism here guys
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"Grown up geeks like you and me."
"Mature and well-adjusted."
"Mature and well-adjusted."
"Mature and well-adjusted."

"Mature and well-adjusted."

Holy shit I had a suspicion there was some weird shit going on with him mentally but that's way beyond anything I'd imagined. He's an actual Sonic sperg except it's with Mario and Nintendo. it's like he's leaked in from an alternate universe where Mario has the garbage fanbase. The funniest part for me is that those Nintendo cartoons were terrible. his fantasy idealized world is a shit cartoon series which were adverts for a product.
Are you implying Mario doesn't have a garbage fanbase? Nintendo fanboys have a history of proving themselves a lolcow cult on their own, you know.
 
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I remember a really long time ago, I went through Bob's back-catalogue, before he went completely insane. Back when he still had a pretty sizable following and hadn't been fired from The Escapist because of Gamergate (which will never stop being funny to me). There's an interesting pattern in the background if you watch his early content; a lot of people argue that Chippy's switch to full-blown Mangina SJW was sudden and unexpected, but I disagree.

Analytically, Bob's always been someone who felt a certain moral superiority over others - kind of analogous to Raskolnikov's "Extraordinary Man" theory from Crime and Punishment, where his argument essentially means that certain people have the right to disregard the law if it so suits them, because they are extraordinary. In this worldview, ends can justify the means if it serves a good enough end.

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This was in response to Gamergate being provably false-flagged by Chippy's buddies, by the way.

Bob has literally always been doing this, labelling himself more important than others on some level or another, and then justifying it with his own insanity. Whether he was sperging about Jack Thompson back in the day or he's shrieking about Feminism now, Bob's always been like this, just waiting for an environment like the one Social Justice ushered in to thrive in, and just like Raskolnikov, this shit is mostly an excuse - his own way of isolating himself from the bad shit he's done because he's "extraordinary" and doesn't have to feel guilty for anything, even as he basically positions himself as some kind of bastion of morality.
 
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I'd suggest not doing any work tends to drive people nuts so having an entire underclass who do fuck all is gonna be really really

Are you implying Mario doesn't have a garbage fanbase? Nintendo fanboys have a history of proving themselves a lolcow cult on their own, you know.
No idea, I've never encountered Nintendo fanboys since working class families in north wales tended towards the cheaper mega drive and the PlayStation blew everyone away with the next two gens.
I can imagine the Mario fandom is garbage since I've yet to see a fandom I'd describe as wholesome. that said the Sonic franchise fandom is infamous as one of the very worst. We should remember kiwi farms in many ways a direct biproduct of the Sonic fandoms most infamous son. I can't think of anyone but bob whose those levels of autism and even he doesn't match the bottom of the sonic barrel I terms of depravity, insanity and total failure as a human being.
 
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