Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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CleverJokeHere said:
I hope he does. I hope Trump takes all of the Nintendo away from Bob, specifically just Bob, and gives all of Bob's Nintendo to a poor white rural family.
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I hope Trump comes out and says he loves Nintendo and gets to be on a Nintendo Direct with all the bigwigs.

Bob's heart would give out.
 
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So his video game review shit was his cwcville... fucking amazing.

Oh man I went back to watch the end of his GO shit to see it in that new light and I swear to god he thinks that Gamergate is part of some existential battle for reality that he's at the center of.

I love this. He's so much funnier now that we know.
 
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I'm really liking the way this thread has developed. Internet critic threads rarely work very well, and even the general angry critics/gamers thread has been moved to multimedia now.

It started out with Bob just being spergo supreme among the Internet critics community, then as the election got rolling he started revealing his fascist tendencies more and more and now with the drop of that livestream we've realised he's essentially a (slightly) more functional Chris. This is great :)
 
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Is he seriously suggesting that we should pay people a living wage for existing? This just cements my belief that Blobbo is a filthy commie, and tugs at his tiny cock at the thought of his commie paradise where his Sjw genderqueer ilk laze around in their ivory towers and are paid money to breathe while the cis white males are taken behind the chemical sheds to be shot.
 
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Dr. Tran said:
Is he seriously suggesting that we should pay people a living wage for existing? This just cements my belief that Blobbo is a filthy commie, and tugs at his tiny cock at the thought of his commie paradise where his Sjw genderqueer ilk laze around in their ivory towers and are paid money to breathe while the cis white males are taken behind the chemical sheds to be shot.
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A UBI as a replacement for all current welfare programs is a more than worthwhile concept. Not that Chips Ahoy is capable of actually articulating a workable solution to any problem even with decent ideas spoonfed to him.
 
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A UBI as a replacement for all current welfare programs is a more than worthwhile concept. Not that Chips Ahoy is capable of actually articulating a workable solution to any problem even with decent ideas spoonfed to him.
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True. His version of UBI would be called the DBI, with the D standing for Democrats. Heaven forbid those REPUBLICANS benefit from his New World Order!

EDIT: Inb4 there's a 10 page long argument on the benefits and drawbacks of UBI. Please don't, let Bob be wacky.
 
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Intelligent Calcium said:
As someone who knows Bob almost exclusively from his facist twitter rants, it is extremely weird to watch those live action segments from Game Overthinker.


People take this man's political views seriously.
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Fascist Bob should heed this quote:


I know it's from a sci-fi show, but it does have a point.
 
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The Nothingness said:
If Bob believes he can defeat death, why is he scared about Trump taking away his precious Obamacare?
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All joking aside - it's because Chips Ahoy has developed a self-inflicted case of the Diabeetus, and while he went on a tirade some time ago about people getting fit, the most exercise he's gotten is standing in line at the movie theatre.

This new revelation though is fantastic however and has has helped support a lot of assumptions of Captain Bob the Ham Master. It wouldn't be too hard to bet that he sees Anita Snarkestrian as his personal Princess Lana and it is up to him to protect her from threats beyond his happy place.
 
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All joking aside - it's because Chips Ahoy has developed a self-inflicted case of the Diabeetus, and while he went on a tirade some time ago about people getting fit, the most exercise he's gotten is standing in line at the movie theatre.

This new revelation though is fantastic however and has has helped support a lot of assumptions of Captain Bob the Ham Master. It wouldn't be too hard to bet that he sees Anita Snarkestrian as his personal Princess Lana and it is up to him to protect her from threats beyond his happy place.
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I think he believes that Anita is some kind of prophet destined to usher in a new golden age of gaming.
 
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