Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[buffaloWildWings]

Captain H - The diabetic ham master

"Molasses" Bob Assman.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Just listened to that stream. Jesus Christ, Bob is like if you threw Chris, Dobson, Holden Caufield and an retarded Chuck Klosterman in a blender and hit puree.

 

[Ichimaru Gin]

A YouTube user by the name of TheBechtloff's weekly Saturday night livestream featured a guest who knew Bob personally and talked about him and his crazy beliefs (first 27 minutes):

Spoiler

TL;DR: Activision and EA did 9/11

I cannot believe this is real, holy shit

 

[AnOminous]

In the absence of God, we, the final men, have created a horrifying simulacrum in our own autistic image.

Holy fuck, the autism. The belt in the middle makes him look like a balloon animal by squeezing his blubber to both sides.

 

[NQ 952]

A YouTube user by the name of TheBechtloff's weekly Saturday night livestream featured a guest who knew Bob personally and talked about him and his crazy beliefs (first 27 minutes):

Spoiler

TL;DR: Activision and EA did 9/11

Where's my "haha, oh wow" at?

If half of this is true then Bobby needs to be institutionalized for his own safety.

As someone who has interacted with Bobby before, I can say that I totally see this as legit.

 

[vertexwindi]

You've interacted with Bob and lived to tell the tale?

How much is that psychologist costing ya?

 

[KotAGoR VIII]

Where's my "haha, oh wow" at?

If half of this is true then Bobby needs to be institutionalized for his own safety.

As someone who has interacted with Bobby before, I can say that I totally see this as legit.

You wouldn't happen to know which forum he might have been referring to? It sounds like they might all be interesting, and even if it was private they might have left breadcrumbs around. Once people start fabricating alternative realities, it's hard to keep them under wraps.

 

[xXRonPaul_42020Xx]

To summarize the stream.
Bob Thinks:
Video Games are real.
You can defeat death by pretending it doesnt exist hard enough.
FPS games did 911.
Nintendo is literally his religion. LITERALLY.
Nintendo is fighting to protect the innocence of children against the 911 causing FPS hoard.
He was personally chosen by Shiggy Miyamoto in a dream to lead this fight.
VIDEO GAMES ARE REAL.

 

[muina]

 

[xXRonPaul_42020Xx]

lol techutopian bob. Get ready for cockroach milk.

 

[Army Burger]

Bob is the immovable object that's killing America

 

[KotAGoR VIII]

Bob sure has a hard time deciding if giving money to those icky flyover white people with bad opinions is a priority or not.
I also suspect that make work programs are probably a better strategy than the neoliberal basic income program floated around to dismantle social programs, even if they are less efficient at first glance. Having a lot of unemployed young males is going to cause problems, and moreover, having something that you do provides a sense of worth and belonging to a community that sitting around watching daytime television doesn't. It also provides a model for children to pattern themselves after.

 

[Ichimaru Gin]

What is this retarded blob going on about?

From what I understand this guy wants a Wall-E like future where nobody has to work because technology can take care of most production means, but you CAN work if you want even though you're being given a wage by the government anyways.

Are you even thinking about this shit before typing it on Twitter?!

 

[Lensherr]

He is also a freaking idiot. That is an english accent. Not a British. Nothing such exist. He can't place accent I have notice, when it come to outside the US. Though that Dangerous Analys was an englishmen, when he made his video about blob. DA is from New Zealand, from what I have gather.

The video that DA made.

>There is no such thing as an objective review.
>This movie is shit, everyone knows it's shit, and anyone who defends it is just a fan of the franchise.
Pick one, MovieSnob.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

What is this exceptional blob going on about?

From what I understand this guy wants a Wall-E like future where nobody has to work because technology can take care of most production means, but you CAN work if you want even though you're being given a wage by the government anyways.

Are you even thinking about this shit before typing it on Twitter?!

Weren't all the humans in WALL-E horrifyingly obese?

 

[CleverJokeHere]

Weren't all the humans in WALL-E horrifyingly obese?

Bob is a fuckup who knows that he's a fuckup but doesn't know how to better himself. He's also very lonely and just wants to be accepted.

 

[KotAGoR VIII]

What is this exceptional blob going on about?

From what I understand this guy wants a Wall-E like future where nobody has to work because technology can take care of most production means, but you CAN work if you want even though you're being given a wage by the government anyways.

Are you even thinking about this shit before typing it on Twitter?!

Bob wants an economic stabilization policy for the eventuality that AI will displace people that aren't intelligent enough to watch and complain about Adam Sandler movies, and there aren't enough service jobs to absorb the masses. There would still be scarcity, and an opportunity for progressive intellectuals who administer the machinery of society and provide essential Adam Sandler services to benefit from that scarcity.

 

[Positron]

"He was walking alone and wondering about time slipping through his fingers. Suddenly the cloud broke up and the sun came out. He saw his old house, his deceased dog was alive again and running to him and his beloved father was alive too. He looked up the window of his old house and saw..... Shigeru Miyamoto waving at him."

Leave it to Bob to turn a sob story into a cheap gag.

Real Talk Bob: The Big Evil Ogre Trump will not take Nintendo away, sleep tight sweetie.

 

[CleverJokeHere]

"He was walking alone and wondering about time slipping through his fingers. Suddenly the cloud broke up and the sun came out. He saw his old house, his deceased dog was alive again and running to him and his beloved father was alive too. He looked up the window of his old house and saw..... Shigeru Miyamoto waving at him."

Leave it to Bob to turn a sob story into a cheap gag.

Real Talk Bob: The Big Evil Ogre Trump will not take Nintendo away, sleep tight sweetie.

I hope he does. I hope Trump takes all of the Nintendo away from Bob, specifically just Bob, and gives all of Bob's Nintendo to a poor white rural family.

 

[*Asterisk*]

Let's be charitable.

If Activision were involved in Islamic Terrorism, would that really be any worse than what they've done to the World already?