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Jesus, watching her battle with a lamp and lose then do her usual retard dance is something special.

It's been forever bugging me what her physique/anatomy reminds me of, finally hit me tonight:

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It's mostly Kubrick stare while she watches obnoxious videos. There were 2 or 3 people in chat.

She's pretending that she's not eating, turning on the waterworks and blaming trolls for the breakdown of her relationship with Jawshie. Her live streaming their arguments and putting him on blast for a day implying he's a violent rapist is completely unrelated.

She laments that she's "too old for this shit" and was hoping to be married with children by now. 🌙
 
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LiquidChrisRespecter said:
She laments that she's "too old for this shit" and was hoping to be married with children by now. :lunacy:
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Well gee, maybe she should've believed everyone that's told her she's fucking crazy. Maybe develop some self-reflecting, and realize that, "oh, maybe being a raging alcoholic and accusing my ex of choking me publicly, after he told me.to stop making our arguments public, is a bad idea.," (read in her high-pitched mocking kid voice)

It's like she doesn't even know what's wrong with her own behaviour.

ETA also the JM stream is private, dang.
 
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JM is reading chat history of NAL talking to someone about still going to Casper. She will show up at Cobes door with beer and dressed Goth, hopes she wont be homeless and will ask him to let her stay (i.e. guilt trip him saying she will be homeless if he doesn't let her stay). Not sure when that chat happened. She asked other people in Casper to let her stay and they all said no. Who knows if it is real or not.
 
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SerArthurDayne37 said:
JM is reading chat history of NAL talking to someone about still going to Casper. She will show up at Cobes door with beer and dressed Goth, hopes she wont be homeless and will ask him to let her stay (i.e. guilt trip him saying she will be homeless if he doesn't let her stay). Not sure when that chat happened. She asked other people in Casper to let her stay and they all said no. Who knows if it is real or not.
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I hope it's not real because she mentioned being homeless after 4 days, it sounds like she either has a one way ticket or can't fund her trip but using the word homeless is pretty ominous
 
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JM is reading chat history of NAL talking to someone about still going to Casper. She will show up at Cobes door with beer and dressed Goth, hopes she wont be homeless and will ask him to let her stay (i.e. guilt trip him saying she will be homeless if he doesn't let her stay). Not sure when that chat happened. She asked other people in Casper to let her stay and they all said no. Who knows if it is real or not.
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This has always been my theory.

If she gets in on the 19th? it’ll take Clint, a group home, and the kfc double down to remove her,

She is awful and he needs to step lightly.
 
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This is a lot to unpack. She knows the best way to manipulate jawshie is to speak to him one on one. Its why she wouldn't panel up with courtneys stream. She wanted him to unblock and talk to her by themselves.
She knows he believes in magic so she started doing a spell to further manipulate him (although i could see him shrugging it off and making a chi ball and waving a wand around because his magic is strong enough to change the weather doodt)
She knows he has a soft spot for the homeless. Lets just hope he is true and honest with his response to if he'd let her in if she showed up "fuck no!"

I feel like if she showed up she wouldn't show it live. I hope cobes records it for his safety and calls the police right away because who knows how she'll react if shes actually dumb and crazy enough to pull this and he denies her entry. And she's very crazy and stupid.

If her lives suddenly stop durring this time i'm going to assume shes in transit.
 
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I’m really hoping she goes out, wanders around and sleeps under a bridge before the cops tell her to fly her ass back home, and in that time her parents throw out her shit and change the locks. Then she can assume her final form of a bog witch haunting local children while moaning screeching “JAAWWSHEEE”
 
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