Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 16.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 94 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 65 17.2%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 152 40.2%

  • Total voters
    378
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What the fuck did shampoo ever do to Nicholas Rekieta? He avoids it like it’s sobriety, monogamy and humility wrapped into one big taco of terror.

When did the decline of Nick‘s personal hygiene first become visible? The filthy fucking hair is so gross — and makes the kids’ poor hygiene even more believable. Since Nick couldn’t be bothered to keep his own body clean, there’s no way he cared about teaching his children how to keep theirs hygienic.
 
I have some images that really highlight this crackhead’s visually apparent weakness as a man. Nothing spectacular enough to be used for meme purposes. The fourth one is the first screenshot I ever captured of this pathetic cuck. He has always looked like a balding weathered piece of shit, the drug use just amplified it. He has significant resting junkie-face that you would expect to find in a methadone clinic. Arranged in descending order of the dates taken. Timestamps included below.
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Sorry Kiwi, my wife? My kids reputation? Acceptable losses so long as it FELTS Joshua NULL Moon and his Kiwifags.
Face it, you're the Germany to my Soviet Union. Nevermind that popular culture will vindicate the former versus the latter, I have too much shame for you all to exhaust.
You'll run out your own humanity before you figure me out to be an inhuman monster!!! AHAHAHAHAHAH!
 
I have some images that really highlight this crackhead’s visually apparent weaknesses as a man. Nothing spectacular enough to be used for meme purposes. The fourth one is the first screenshot I ever captured of this pathetic cuck. Apparently he has always looked like a balding weathered piece of shit, the drug use only amplified it. He has significant resting junkie-face that you would expect to find in a methadone clinic. Arranged in descending order of the dates taken. Timestamps included below.
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He looks like a melting wax sculpture, don't combine drugs kids
 
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
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It was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair -- we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way.

yeah no get fucked cokehead have fun when your nose falls off, arty lange ass nigga lmao
 
And then if the doctor doesn’t want to play along, they find a doctor who will.
This is the key thing when watching Rekieta now. He acts like he's on coke but most likely is on a prescription drug. Either "treating" some phantom condition or as part of some wonky rehab scheme, he's getting speed and anti-anxiety meds. I'm betting Nick won't be releasing his complete med panel showing abusive levels of controlled prescription meds.
 
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
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yeah no get fucked cokehead have fun when your nose falls off, arty lange ass nigga lmao
"I see a beautiful city and a brilliant people rising from this abyss. I see the lives for which I lay down my life, peaceful, useful, prosperous and happy. I see that I hold a sanctuary in their hearts, and in the hearts of their descendants, generations hence. It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known"

-Crackets after defeating the corrupt Kandiyohi County Court system, finally freeing America from Government overreach or whatever the fuck Barnes and Nick think they're doing.
 
Not if you have the proper tools and protective clothing

Nick described how he takes it off.

"While bending at the waist, I clench really hard to get a good grip on it. Then the guy that was too spent with Kayla, pulls himself out of the Balldo at which point I can remove the empty balldo from me. I've never had to remove it any other way."
 
Here’s the Fox 9 KMSP Facebook page too: https://www.facebook.com/share/GT45WdAB6o3KaepY

The article doesn’t appear to have been posted there but it may show up. Regional news outlets like this tend to get the most engagement through Facebook comments since the audience is mostly boomers.
Nick hired a PR team apparently. You recall what Nick said about those who hire PR teams, correct? Sophie Long. How do I know? The Fox article mentions Kiwi Farms but NOT the 5.5 MILLION subscriber podcast who was one of MULTIPKE entities requesting court access AND Article specifically stated Nick gave a VAGUE claim about the government in his criminal case.

Come on, Mr. OBVIOUS.

What is barnes smoking?
BARNES found the case in MINNESOTA but Barnes lied and claimed it was the same facts situation as nick, time sensitive.

I just never realized whar a gross fraud Barnes and viva actually were....

Nick also makes the fallacious argument that because state laws can differ, a lawyer couldn't possibly have any insight into the legal practices of another state. Well guess what dickwad, it's illegal to possess 25g of coke and mistreat your children no matter where you are. Sean can speak to that without knowing the minutia of Minnesota law.
EXACTLY.
Nick condemns Sean-potentially criminal BUT embraces and holds up BARNES analysis!!! Barnes is even less familiar with Minnesota juvenile court than Sean.

Make it
Make sense
COPE
 
Nick hired a PR team apparently. You recall what Nick said about those who hire PR teams, correct? Sophie Long. How do I know? The Fox article mentions Kiwi Farms but NOT the 5.5 MILLION subscriber podcast who was one of MULTIPKE entities requesting court access AND Article specifically stated Nick gave a VAGUE claim about the government in his criminal case.

Come on, Mr. OBVIOUS.

What is barnes smoking?
BARNES found the case in MINNESOTA but Barnes lied and claimed it was the same facts situation as nick, time sensitive.

I just never realized whar a gross fraud Barnes and viva actually were....

EXACTLY.
Nick condemns Sean-potentially criminal BUT embraces and holds up BARNES analysis!!! Barnes is even less familiar with Minnesota juvenile court than Sean.

Make it
Make sense
COPE
i like the enthusiasm but maybe 3 posts back to back might be a little much my guy.
 
You're right. It's never been a problem. But two things stick out when he complained: 1) he's wrong about the rule in MN. It's why the judge smacked him down very publicly in court and 2) the rule in OH, which he implied was somehow different, is nearly identical to the MN rule. He's trying to discredit Sean as if he is in a place of righteousness when he's just talking out of his ass. Two months after the judge smacked him down, he doesn't understand why the "rule of completeness" doesn't apply. His attorney probably said "WTF are you talking about?" because they know the rules of evidence and Nick took that to mean they didn't understand it when in fact they were calling him an idiot.
Also, Nick sucks off Barnes who NEVER practiced in MINNESOTA CHILD CUSTODY...
 
Nick hired a PR team apparently.

If he did, they’re doing a poor job.

Most of his Xeets are filled with negative replies. Even after his last stream, where he updated us about his "W" in the CPS case, the comment section is mostly negative, filled with people criticizing him.

It’s actually quite amusing. Nick probably thought that the stream, where he announced that "the CPS case is over" and that "he has the children back," would improve his public image. But it remains as negative as ever...

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EDIT: @USAroXX , you know that you can edit & add more than one quote to your posts right? You are kind of spamming the thread. 🧹🧹🧹
 
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Nicola is one of those idiots who also thought Zach was innocent too just like Barnes who never watched the trial and nick could not be bothered to watch with all his degeneracy. She wont appreciate knowing Nick never was fully on board with zachariah was innocent train.

Barnes is a shyster so he has an opinion on evil gubment of wisconsin, of course, without ever watching the trial Cuz closing arguments Fwenz is all u need.
 
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