Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

The UK thing has had me thinking all week, about how a request for extradition interplays with the First amendment and if it would be constitutional for American to be handed over to England or not.
Legally, it's impossible for the US to deport someone to another country for committing a non-crime in the US. It would be like deporting an American to Russia to face legal penalties for insuring the honor of the Russian military by question the invasion or shipping an American off to the DPRK for mocking the dead leader.

Now if Pat did violate the moronic anti freedom law while in Scotland AND got nicked while there, it's a difference beast.

Also, would be funny. And based on his whole badass, male feminist bravado (read that as "overt misogyny, sexism, and racism") shtick on social media, I got faith in our fat boy that he could do it.
 
Looks like a slurm (the fictional soda from futurama) shirt.
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This is definitely it. I liked this show when I was in grammar school and sometimes enjoy a random episode when it shows up on reruns on random channels. Wouldn't be caught dead wearing this dated consoomer shit in public as a kid or an adult. Stealthygeek = Obviousdork.
 
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If only you knew how bad things were going to get.
Baphatrick Lusean Tohemoth, the son of Satan reincarnated to infect Milwaukee and everything he cursed to be enjoying prison.
That’s just embarrassing.

Seriously, $25-30 dollars for a new one, how fucking undignified.

He couldn’t scrape together a few dollars for a replacement over ten years.
That was the only Slurm t-shirt he has, and I doubt he even do laundries. He has limited wardrobes that can conceal his fat gunt and bitch tits because most of his wardrobe barely fit his weight, and they can rip apart from his piggy weight in an instant or slowly. People can still wear different clothing, and they still look recognizable, but Fatty still wears the same thing, and people could doubt he even wash them at his AirBnB. He still looks fat and gay in any attire alone.
Yeah he does, but the problem is that they're all in size T (for twink). Pat failed to plan ahead for the eventuality of gaining 20 pounds a year for the rest of his life.
Now this is embarassing. Almost all of them barely fit his fat body and they can shred by his gunt and titties, it was really clear Pat would never stop eating and wear those ripped Slurms publicly whilst tweeting and not being humble.
#MidwestBewilderedBeast

#MBB

leslie would have a far more successful career in comedy than Rick.
Agreed. Pat is unfunny, consider how many attempts he tries to be an "entrepreneur" and tries hard to be a "successful sci-fi writer". All ends up failed because of his ego and gluttony taking him over, which is also the reason behind his GPA of 1.2 and love for pepperonis and slaughtering niggers for days like a true and honest chud. Except, Pat is not a real chud, he actually has potential if only his huge ego, narcissism, laziness never take him over and turn him into an unemployed failure that copes through being terminally online and being in a tough male feminist bravado. All those mistakes that he blames over other people, he should take accountability over it instead of blaming and stalker child critics. What a sore piggy to deal with.
 
There are much fatter women than Niki and much uglier women than Niki, BUT somehow she's just got the perfect combination of trash and frump to make her the sloppiest looking dumpling of all time in every candid shot of her.
Nice wife, dum dum
She looks like the fusion of a hornless swamp ogre and a pigwoman at the same time :story:
 
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There is evidence that situations associated with passive coping cause an increase in prolactin - lol, lmao even (author's note)
Prolactin secretion increased with anger from humiliating experiences
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Enjoy lactation, porker.
 
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Now this is embarassing. Almost all of them barely fit his fat body and they can shred by his gunt and titties, it was really clear Pat would never stop eating and wear those ripped Slurms publicly whilst tweeting and not being humble.
That's why I now think Pat is actually delusional and literally doesn't even realize he's fat. I thought he was just being a contrary idiot but the way he dresses in ancient clothing way too small for him shows he doesn't even know the usual fatty tricks for hiding his fat.
Enjoy lactation, porker.
So fatty is literally so perpetually butthurt that it has physically turned him into a bitch.
 
That's why I now think Pat is actually delusional and literally doesn't even realize he's fat. I thought he was just being a contrary idiot but the way he dresses in ancient clothing way too small for him shows he doesn't even know the usual fatty tricks for hiding his fat.
Rick is always delusional my friend. He has an ego as big as Mt. Everest, and always think he is superior than anybody, weight or not. The fact he still keep ancient clothing unfit for his size and too terminally online to care, he just does not change at all. He never gives two fuck about wearing different clothing, aside from the same shirt and Converse sneakers and thinks of tricks to hide his gunt. If his pants indents his fat gunt, then Piggy will complain how fucking painful was it trying to hide his gunt or his bitch tits. People already know he is fat and dumb, and is too self-entitled to his delusions and fragile ego that he will insult anyone, positive reviews over things he owns or not.
So fatty is literally so perpetually butthurt that it has physically turned him into a bitch.
No child, I am not perpetually butthurt, or even being a emasculated sissy fatty. You are in your delusions again. This is why your life is already over. Enjoy prison, stalker.
 
I know this has been commented to bejeezus and back but Fatrick's backwards baseball hat aesthetic is legitimately the most embarrasing cow getup I can think of, and i'm factoring both troon AND furry cows of infamy in this comparison.

With Troons, especially the more abject ones, one can tell immediately that there is some overt mental illness or defect at play which dulls the raw "oh god how embarrassing" factor somewhat as pity/contempt take over

With Furries they have their faces covered, meaning that while horrifying to see in the flesh and fur they at least have some tasteful anonymity until you find their thread on the farms

Shit even Weebs in full regalia can me mistaken at a glance for attendees at a fancy dress event or paid mascots

But this?
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This reeks of mid 90s middle school kid with undiagnosed Asperger's and painfully unfounded ideas of his own importance and potential popularity trying to affect what he views as a "cool" persona in order to avoid being physically crowbarred into a locker for the fifth time that morning

I mean for christ sake he looks like a sumo wrestler imitating Adam Sandler in Billy Madison as part of some SNL skit
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This is not just an image he chose on the fly, he is more dedicated to this dork-assthetic than his writing career, his health....and yes....you know im gonna say it....his own fuckin daughter
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If I saw this guy in the street, even without knowing the full backstory of our man of pig, my first thought would be to cross the fuckin road so I dont wind up inadvertently caught by a security camera or poorly timed selfie from a third party in vague proximity to him, as I just know my friends/family would risk seeing such an image and would torment me for life about how I'm friends with a guy who based his image on a rapping and non trademarked cartoon dog from an afterschool special about stranger danger
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