I know this has been commented to bejeezus and back but Fatrick's backwards baseball hat aesthetic is legitimately the most embarrasing cow getup I can think of, and i'm factoring both troon AND furry cows of infamy in this comparison.
With Troons, especially the more abject ones, one can tell immediately that there is some overt mental illness or defect at play which dulls the raw "oh god how embarrassing" factor somewhat as pity/contempt take over
With Furries they have their faces covered, meaning that while horrifying to see in the flesh and fur they at least have some tasteful anonymity until you find their thread on the farms
Shit even Weebs in full regalia can me mistaken at a glance for attendees at a fancy dress event or paid mascots
But this?
This reeks of mid 90s middle school kid with undiagnosed Asperger's and painfully unfounded ideas of his own importance and potential popularity trying to affect what he views as a "cool" persona in order to avoid being physically crowbarred into a locker for the fifth time that morning
I mean for christ sake he looks like a sumo wrestler imitating Adam Sandler in
Billy Madison as part of some SNL skit
This is not just an image he chose on the fly, he is more dedicated to this dork-assthetic than his writing career, his health....and yes....you know im gonna say it....
his own fuckin daughter



If I saw this guy in the street, even without knowing the full backstory of our man of pig, my first thought would be to cross the fuckin road so I dont wind up inadvertently caught by a security camera or poorly timed selfie from a third party in vague proximity to him, as I just know my friends/family would risk seeing such an image and would torment me for life about how I'm friends with a guy who based his image on a rapping and non trademarked cartoon dog from an afterschool special about stranger danger
