DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I would say he lost the few marbles in his brain over the years. Back in the day he at leasat somehow managed to operate basic Photoshop or even somehow managed to build one PC. None of that is left. All flushed away with gin and mobile games

Also just caught up how he was stuck at the FIRST pipe puzzle in System Shock. Jesus man, he is gonna have fun with the rest of the game, especially the backtracking

Edit: just have to add this: Phil changed his Twitter handle and PfP (He exchanged his predator pic with this)

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King of the Retards, eh?
 
I would say he lost the few marbles in his brain over the years. Back in the day he at leasat somehow managed to operate basic Photoshop or even somehow managed to build one PC. None of that is left. All flushed away with gin and mobile games

Also just caught up how he was stuck at the FIRST pipe puzzle in System Shock. Jesus man, he is gonna have fun with the rest of the game, especially the backtracking

Edit: just have to add this: Phil changed his Twitter handle and PfP (He exchanged his predator pic with this)

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i will never get over that gay cowboy pic :story:. i seriously cant believe he still uses it. it makes him look so literally gay and whenever he tries to give off this "nice wholesome guy" vibe it comes off so unbelievably fake, even in still images.
 
i will never get over that gay cowboy pic :story:. i seriously cant believe he still uses it. it makes him look so literally gay and whenever he tries to give off this "nice wholesome guy" vibe it comes off so unbelievably fake, even in still images.
Is that hat as old as his Youtube career by any chance? Imagine the smell / germs on that thing
 
While skipping through yesterday's late stream, I noticed how utterly shit his current PC/streaming setup is. He has a very decent PC, but:
  • he uses a TV as a monitor
  • he plays First Person Shooters with a controller
  • he uses a keyboard in conjunction with a controller so he can use hotkeys
  • the TV is on his right side, but the keyboard is on his left, so he has to turn his whole body and look away from the TV to use the keyboard
All of the points above captured in a short example clip:




This is so peak boomer console peasant. Imagine calling this man your KING.
 
While skipping through yesterday's late stream, I noticed how utterly shit his current PC/streaming setup is. He has a very decent PC, but:
  • he uses a TV as a monitor
  • he plays First Person Shooters with a controller
  • he uses a keyboard in conjunction with a controller so he can use hotkeys
  • the TV is on his right side, but the keyboard is on his left, so he has to turn his whole body and look away from the TV to use the keyboard
All of the points above captured in a short example clip:

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This is so peak boomer console peasant. Imagine calling this man your KING.
King of the dents for a reason my guy
 
While skipping through yesterday's late stream, I noticed how utterly shit his current PC/streaming setup is. He has a very decent PC, but:
  • he uses a TV as a monitor
  • he plays First Person Shooters with a controller
  • he uses a keyboard in conjunction with a controller so he can use hotkeys
  • the TV is on his right side, but the keyboard is on his left, so he has to turn his whole body and look away from the TV to use the keyboard
All of the points above captured in a short example clip:

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This is so peak boomer console peasant. Imagine calling this man your KING.
Can't wait until he tries playing something like Total War with this backwards-ass setup
 
While skipping through yesterday's late stream, I noticed how utterly shit his current PC/streaming setup is. He has a very decent PC, but:
  • he uses a TV as a monitor
  • he plays First Person Shooters with a controller
  • he uses a keyboard in conjunction with a controller so he can use hotkeys
  • the TV is on his right side, but the keyboard is on his left, so he has to turn his whole body and look away from the TV to use the keyboard
All of the points above captured in a short example clip:

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This is so peak boomer console peasant. Imagine calling this man your KING.
He needs this.
 

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So apparently, Dave lied about having his chair donated back when he got it, such a silly lie thing to lie about, especially when you consider that it was helping his bad back, it would be the first thing I actually invest in if I was him and the fact that he even says that it's weird that he didn't do it earlier does make me question if his back issues are even real.
I know the meme about the Seattle air and how it miraculously cured his bad back but I thought it was nothing more than a "rainy day fund" moment but now I find myself in doubt.

 
Can't wait until he tries playing something like Total War with this backwards-ass setup
Phil will never be able to play a PC game that isn't totally idiot-proofed up the wazoo like RTS games or simulations. I legitimately think if you did one of those "chat plays x" games where it plugs in inputs from the chatbox it would be able to play better than DSP. Hell that's already what he demands doing anytime he encounters any challenge in games.
 
"Earlier in the week he made 1,000 dollars in tips, how DARE he ask his audience for any kind of contributions, what a greedy piece of shit..."
This but unironically. How can you make that much money on stream and the literal next day you're begging to hit the tips goal. He is being facetious but it's a completely legitimate criticism.
Because the name of the game for piggy is not THE money it's GETTING the money well actually the getting the money is slightly more important than the amount because the act of a dent giving five bucks of their wheelchair checks on a slow stream means approval in his eyes. The analogy thrown around here is a slot jockey pulling that arm again and again to the point where if they won a big jackpot they'd be kinda annoyed because it's taking away from their real goal of thinking they can beat the system.
 
Eh. that's inconclusive. He probably did buy it himself, but "I got it off amazon." still works in both situations. Also, coming from a narc like him, it's not like he remembers and treasures donations, it's all his own stuff, which he deserved, as soon as it gets over the doorstep into the fort.
Somewhat related but it helps to think Phil is actually retarded and not doing some 4D weaseling semantic-jitsu. He's simply just lying to make himself appear a certain way.

Fishtank had a dude named Jon and he was telling people he made cookies. How did he make them? Well he helped someone else make them. How did he help them make the cookies? He was there to lick the cookie dough spoon. Therefore he made them.
(This could help if we apply Phil's HOMEMADE cooking style stuff. Boxed shit, bake in the oven, boom. Homemade.)
I brought that up because it made me think when Phil said he used to make PCs with his father. Assuming the situation was the same, I'm guessing Phil got to plug it into the wall socket and therefore, Phil made PCs.
 
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