Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Jex]

Jason close my case because otherwise I’m fucked

 

[Hamsteroid]

Imagine if all his former stream guests would do a cooperative watch a long of nick's court case.

Tonka Saw's Revenge

 

[Taurus]

Nick is just trying to find an inroad to fix his public reputation that has been ruined and also discredit his largest base of detractors in one go.
Not going to work Nick.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I am kind of hoping for the April redemption arc, where she flees the sex dungeon in the middle of the night, finds herself a run down local attorney to represent her and then takes an immunity deal in return for full testimony against deviant Nick.

 

[LiquidKid]

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“YOU LEFT OUT ONE SENTENCE JOSH! “

That is the prettiest of all petty arguments I have ever seen in my god damn life, and I am shocked the court didn’t laugh at it

 

[Train Operator]

Tonka Saw's Revenge

it would be absolute kino if they bring up that the 8 year old was turned into a crackhead during the trial and tonka just starts screaming "daddy no!" lol

 

[AltisticRight]

Nick will join him as a convicted child abuser in a couple months

Guy who watched that redo healer whatever rape cartoon calling other people nonces.

 

['Ole Dente]

Nick, I don't think anybody would fault you for not wanting your children to be the subject of a Kiwi Farms article and having their faces immortalized on the website. You are a shitty father but I can't fault you for trying not to be.

However, you are a public figure and the details of your court proceedings are public knowledge. This is something you've used to your advantage to profit off of, even if the details of the court proceeding are embarrassing. If you wanted to actually shield your children from being part of a court proceeding, you could try these things:

1. Don't get hammered and drive your children around town while repeatedly breaking the speed limit. You could have killed your children, retard.
2. Don't have whiskey/cocaine parties around the clock. What if something happened to your children and you were incoherently fucked up? Your children could die, retard.
3. Don't yak up rails of coke on livestreams where thousands of people are watching and know you have children in the house. Someone will call CPS and you will lose your children, retard.
4. Don't let your children snort your coke? Seems like a no-brainer?

This is not hard to understand for people who aren't lawyers, it doesn't require almost a decade of schooling to understand this. It is especially pathetic that you're a lawyer and you don't understand these things well enough. You have put you and your family in this situation entirely, you do not get to cry and bitch about the consequences.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Nick must have started hitting the booze early today.

Link

 

[SiggerNlayer]

Actual chances this is granted?

 

[TheRaptorJesus]

Exactly as I expected. Nicks parents failed him and that's help lead to this degenerate behaivour and they seem to want to continue enabling it. A good parent has to let their kid make mistakes, get hurt and face the consequences otherwise you end up with a Nick.

Some people here thought it was dumb that I said others around him have some level of responsibility for this situation as well and Nicks dad went and showed why I was right.

A good chunk of the community around Nick are people I'm not sure I'd want to associate with, seeing their involvement with this situation and sweeping for Nick. The fact the grandparents are standing with this is insane to me. Makes them just as bad as Nick and Kayla in my view.

Nicks parents also nepo babies living off their fathers money. Runs in the family.

 

[Captain Chromosome]

Your honor, the defendant is a faggot. I believe this indisputable fact is reason enough to see him squirm on the stand.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

For anyone interested. Potentially Criminal, one of the affiants in favor for the petition, is going to stream about Nick's motion later today.

EDIT: Apparently LEGUL MINDSET

is also going to comment about this shortly (in 30min from this edit)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJ1T48yczn4

 

[TheTourist]

So Nick's new tactic is calling people pedos, or I guess "pedo-y".

Is calling people pedophiles on twitter how you get stuff thrown out in court?

 

[Sharpeteer]

He knows he's losing, and that's ultimately what matters. Somebody winning, or confident wouldn't do these things.

 

[AnIntrepidCrow]

The Balldo is afraid. It is a pathetic defense meant only for his equally wet-brained, dipshit wine mom fanbase, but it is one of the first times he has let the mask slip so obviously.

No one gives a shit about seeing your kids, Nick. People care about seeing this desperate failure of a man whose only recourse now is too call people pedophiles on twitter.

 

[Preacher ✝]

He doesn't deserve it

Him not deserving it

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

brainlet here; is calling people pedophiles on twitter how you get stuff thrown out in court?

Nick is just trying to drag the farms through the mud because the farms provides a chronological documentation of his descent into a personal hell of his own making.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Imagine if all his former stream guests would do a cooperative watch a long of nick's court case.

A real show would be if every single one of Nick's guest streamers was flown out to Kandiyoh County to testify against a la Seinfeld Finale. It'd be fantastic to watch all of his former friends and enemies such as Vic, Ron Toye, Monica Rial, Ty Beard, Null, Legal Eagle, Brittany Venti, Mandy, Shane Holson, etc. etc. all have to testify for or against Nick. That'd be the true to finale to end all finales.

Sad we don't live in TV world sometimes.

 

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Nick weighs in.

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So Nick's new tactic is calling people pedos, or I guess "pedo-y".

Is this why he sperged so hard about Josh using "we" in those DMs? He wants to try and paint the site as some pedo collective because a random sex offender had an account? How fucking desperate.