Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Personally, I think that storylines in vidya tend to lead to some of the more serious autistic doses. The Sonic fandom was not NEARLY as autistic until Sonic Adventures 1 and 2 came out, because that's when story became a big part of the Sonic franchise.

Similarly, Zelda's got this really wacky and strange timeline, which in turn attracts all sorts of autists who will argue for hours about it in between bouts of some fetish porn.

Mario, despite having SOME storylines, is A) Not particularly complicated in its narrative and B) Has no furry creatures that can fuck one another in Rue 34 art.

This is an interesting point. I think its less that series without storylines lead to less autism, its that they lead to less lulzy autism like romhacks and speedrunning. Playing the same level of Mario64 3,000 times until you master backflipping into a corner just the right way to phase through a wall and complete it 2 minutes faster isnt less autistic than writing a 50 chapter SonicXKnuckles diaperfetish fanfic, its just a less contemptible/entertaining.
 
....I've made a horrible mistake.

was it this mistake?
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Which is why I said "Nintendo fanboys". N had the luxury of having multiple successful franchises as opposed to Sega's over-reliance on Sonic. Though while Mario may not be in the same realm as Sonic in terms of insanity, the Legend of Zelda series has an epidemic of autism that puts it at good competition.
Yeah that's more or less my point, I still suspect the Sonic fandom is most likely worse but the the nintendo fanbase most likely has a lot of fail. Zelda seems to be the best candidate for sperg. The asinine demand to make Link a girl indicates a deeper rot. I might look into this.
God I'm glad Sega sucks at franchise building, I can only imagine tumblr would shit up Golden axe, Shining force or streets of rage.
 
I'm sorry, but how does that last tweet make any sense? She had the popular vote by a sliver in a, even for America, very low turnout election.

Considering the last time a white male got a major lead in the popular vote was during the eighties, this isn't surprising. That's about 25-30 years of population growth. It means nothing.
It's even less impressive when you remember the last time a white male won the popular vote was 2004, and both subsequent elections were won by yet another man Hillary couldn't beat in a contest where she held every advantage.

Conglaturations, Hillbot!

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Fun fact: on both turnout and percentage of the popular vote, the man above -- and Mr. Ketchup -- would've wiped the floor with the Lizard Queen.
 
This is an interesting point. I think its less that series without storylines lead to less autism, its that they lead to less lulzy autism like romhacks and speedrunning. Playing the same level of Mario64 3,000 times until you master backflipping into a corner just the right way to phase through a wall and complete it 2 minutes faster isnt less autistic than writing a 50 chapter SonicXKnuckles diaperfetish fanfic, its just a less contemptible/entertaining.

I disagree on the less contemptible-maybe it is, maybe it isn't. I think the difference between the two is the guy playing Mario for that long to master that backflip is less noticeable. A guy who just plays a game all day isn't coming on the internet to make a fool of himself. Usually.
 
Yeah that's more or less my point, I still suspect the Sonic fandom is most likely worse but the the nintendo fanbase most likely has a lot of fail. Zelda seems to be the best candidate for sperg. The asinine demand to make Link a girl indicates a deeper rot. I might look into this.
God I'm glad Sega sucks at franchise building, I can only imagine tumblr would shit up Golden axe, Shining force or streets of rage.

Does PeanutButterGamer have a thread? He dedicates an entire month of videos to Zelda.
 
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