Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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As someone has said before, GamerGate will continue to thrive as long as this knuckleheads keep talking about it.

But of course! It's the boogieman that they can blame their shortcomings on and use to milk idiots for cash. Gamergate is like a blessing for these losers. If it didn't exist, nobody outside of a handful of indie gamers would know of or care about Quinn, Wu, and various other "game developers" (I am air quoting hard enough to break my knuckle as I type this).
 
Wait. Bob actually believes Trump has class envy? That's a pretty far reach, even for Bob. I mean, you could call Trump an awful lot of things, but lacking in self-confidence is not one of them. I wonder if the couch potato doth protest too much ...
 
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Blob really does have way too many similarities with Chris.

Still lives with relatives
Unhealthily obsessed with a particular video game company/series
Supported Hillary Clinton for irrational reasons
Still attached to terrible old cartoons
Writes in a way that takes a total shit on the English language
Insanely self important
Totally lacking in self-awareness
Way too hung up on a dead dog
Unable to form an original or coherent political position
Has had an imagined or otherwise fictional conversation with Shigeru Miyamoto
Has insane fantasies
Creates terrible, terrible fanworks about said fantasies
Speak in a cartoonishly exaggerated accent from an east coast state
FAT

Did I miss anything?
 
Blob really does have way too many similarities with Chris.

Still lives with relatives
Unhealthily obsessed with a particular video game company/series
Supported Hillary Clinton for irrational reasons
Still attached to terrible old cartoons
Writes in a way that takes a total shit on the English language
Insanely self important
Totally lacking in self-awareness
Way too hung up on a dead dog
Unable to form an original or coherent political position
Has had an imagined or otherwise fictional conversation with Shigeru Miyamoto
Has insane fantasies
Creates terrible, terrible fanworks about said fantasies
Speak in a cartoonishly exaggerated accent from an east coast state
FAT

Did I miss anything?

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