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The pseudo-Intellectual e-whore known as Aella recently broke up with her partner. She did this because she is absolutely shocked to discover that it is not possible to have ludicrously high standards for partners while also being a polyamorous whore. She now is facing the reality that she will almost certainly never have kids which is a blessing for the world but damages her Mt. Everest sized ego.

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Link to Aella's thread
 
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Nicholas Rekieta was streaming, whinging and seething about cops being naughty. Have you been looking forward to his stream?
No? Something else?
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Interesting new matter of public record attached.
This set of documents is a continuation to the 6th of June hearing:
Summary: first set of documents
Summary: second set of documents, first part
(These summaries are by nature quite long.）

Direct examination by Ms. Weber:
  • Robert Rekieta (Rob) is Nick's father, who vouches for his son's parenting. He thinks drunk driving with kids in the car is an example of bad parenting and Nick has never done that.
  • Weber presses Rob on drugs, Rob plainly states that he is not a user so he does not know.
  • Weber suggests Rob to "educate himself" on druggie behaviour by watching YouTube. Like this: Rekieta Law YouTube Channel
  • Rob states Balldo's hovel is messy at times with piles of clothes, and blames it on the five children.
  • Rob was asked what he would do if he sees drug syringes in Balldo's home, Rob said he'll ask questions. CPS will be called as an absolute last resort.
Cross-examination by Mr. Mueller:
  • Rob says Kayla's parenting abilities are the same as Nick's, that being good.
Cross-examination by Mr. Greiner:
  • Rob is confident that his son and daughter-in-law will take care of his grandchildren.
  • Rob is willing to care for the kids in case of bad parenting after letting the CPS know. He then says he's not 100% certain if he'd call CPS but would like to believe that he would.
  • Rob stated that Nick and Kayla have not changed at all, presumably in the past year.
  • Rob is 100% sure that the home will be free of narcotics.
Cross-examination by Mr. Pierce:
  • Rob was with Nick and Kayla a week before the children were removed.
  • If Balldo and Our Wife gets blitzed out on drugs again, Rob wouldn't know!
  • Take a load of this exchange.
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  • Rob calls April "the live-in nanny". balldodrink.gif:really:
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If you ask me to describe Rob with one word, it's enabler.
Made it even shorter because a certain someone thinks 300 words is an essay.
 
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Guys, I need your help. As many of you know, I'm making a thread on Jace Connors aka Deagle Nation for the "Lolcows Of History". However, I've run into the issue that a lot of Jace's content has been lost to time, especially his "trial"

Before I start telling you what I want to find I first need to give you some context, for those who have never heard of Jace. Jace Connors is a self-proclaimed "US Marine" despite never actually having any military experience, he would post videos on YouTube which would get a lot of hate comments calling Jace retarded and not ready to be a marine. To combat these "allegations" Jace and his friend Tyce Andrews would host a live stream called "The Trial Of Parkourdude91" in which he would respond to every criticism people had on him, at least that how it was advertised. In reality, this stream was just Jace deflecting all criticism by either saying it's not true or "Dude stop being a fag". Jace would later receive a steam message notifying him that he is going to be attacked by a drone with an edited image attached with drone coordinates, this would cause Jace and Tyce to run into the woods panicking, they stayed in the woods for 2 days straight, wandering around. The incident has a page on lolcow.wiki, in case you doubt it happened

Here's what I want to find:
  1. A recording of the conversation between Garrus Vakarian and Tyce Andrews in which Tyce reveals that he and Jace are running through the woods. The original recording was posted on Vocaroo in 2013 and never got archived, web.archive.org doesn't have the recording since Vocaroo still used Flash for playing the audio files
  2. Actual good footage of the live stream "The Trial of Parkourdude91". The reason is that the footage that was archived was recorded by the trolls in the Skype call causing the audio to be awful. The footage also does not include Jace melting down about Islam and Muslims, which are extremely important moments in the stream
  3. A CCTV footage of Jace and Tyce running in the woods (I've been told it exists somewhere)
If you have any of these, or something else related to Jace please post them here: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/deagle-nation-lost-media.198149/
I NEED ALL THE CONTENT I CAN FIND
 
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https://msrc.microsoft.com/update-guide/en-US/vulnerability/CVE-2024-38063 https://archive.ph/wMazd

🚨 PSA: All Windows users should immediately update their computers. An exploit rated 9.8/10 (CVE-2024-38063) compromises all devices running Windows with an IPv6 address.

Windows fags: scream and cry and discuss
Mac fags: smug and laugh and discuss
Linux fags: giggle as you hide 0.0.0.0 and discuss
TempleOS chads: be confirmed in God's righteousness and deny networking as it is of the devil

Dickcuss here: https://kiwifarmsaaf4t2h7gc3dfc5ojh...uxiyxcyd.onion/threads/cve-2024-38063.198156/
 
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Jason Close is a registered sex offender who requested Rekieta’s warrant from Kandiyohi County. For some reason, Nick cited this warrant request as a reason to deny Null’s motion to broadcast Rekieta’s contested omnibus hearing. (Presumably, Nick wants any pedophiles to show up in person to see his kids rather than tuning in from a safe distance.)

Jason Close also admitted to being the individual who tried to break into Tim Pool’s house at least twice.


Close is a member of Nick’s Locals and also happens to have a KF account. He was outed as a registered sex offender on the forum by KF user @Suburban Bastard in 2019.

Discuss.
 
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James Lucas, aka Ramona, aka Peetz, Foodie Beauty's former roommate and lover, is a transgender individual known for his uptight, creepy demeanor and deep love for "My Little Pony." went live For those who dont know, his usual charismatic personality shines through in his discussions on pop culture, animation, and gaming. Their relationship was notably complex, highlighted by the significant event where Foodie Beauty aborted Peetz’s baby. Despite the personal challenges, Peetz remains a compelling figure, offering engaging and insightful commentary on his interests with a unique blend of humor and heartfelt enthusiasm.
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In the live, Peetz states his father has passed away. Below is a brief summary of the over hour long livestream
  • Peetz kicks off the livestream with a casual introduction, expressing hope that viewers will join in to make the chat more interactive and lively.
  • He humorously critiques his own appearance, making light-hearted remarks about his arms being flabby and suggesting that exercise is unnecessary for him.
  • Peetz discusses his uncertainty about the release date of a particular topic and responds skeptically to a user’s pessimistic comment, dismissing it as overly negative.
  • He delves into a discussion about various Pokémon characters and their associated shows, revealing that he never engaged with Pokémon himself, yet recognizes its significant cultural impact.
  • Peetz offers condolences for the recent passing of Rachel Lis, a voice actress known for roles in Jigglypuff and Revolutionary Girl Utena. Although he hasn’t seen these shows, he acknowledges her contributions to the industry.
  • He recounts a story about Pixar’s Pete Docter inquiring how Hayao Miyazaki approaches filmmaking with respect to audience expectations. Peetz admires Miyazaki’s philosophy of prioritizing his creative vision over catering to audience preferences.
  • Peetz shares his perspective that while audience feedback can be valuable for refining films, it’s not always essential, particularly for lower-budget productions where creative freedom is crucial.
  • He expresses a lack of interest in the Borderlands movie adaptation, questioning if it featured any notable content or downloadable content related to Dungeons & Dragons, hinting at his unfamiliarity with the film’s details.
  • Peetz voices disinterest in potential film adaptations of games like Half-Life and Mass Effect, preferring that these narratives remain within their original gaming format rather than being adapted for the big screen.
  • He suggests that Chrono Trigger, a beloved RPG, would be more suitably adapted into an animated series rather than a live-action film, emphasizing the challenges of translating its story into a different medium.
  • Peetz critiques the notion of Toy Story 5 and The Incredibles 3, expressing disappointment over the continuation of franchises that he feels should have concluded with their previous installments.
  • He reveals that he hasn’t watched the latest My Little Pony movie or other recent pony-related content, indicating a lack of interest in the franchise’s new developments.
  • Peetz reflects on the themes of friendship explored in My Little Pony and questions the practicality of live-action adaptations for animated classics like Lilo & Stitch, which he finds absurd.
  • He critiques the trend of live-action remakes of Disney classics, arguing that these adaptations fail to capture the charm and expressiveness of the original animated versions.
  • Peetz expresses his disdain for the current trend of live-action remakes, preferring to see original animated works rather than reimagined versions of established classics.
  • He briefly touches on his past work experiences, particularly his dissatisfaction with a previous physical job at Walmart and the challenges he faced with maintaining typing accuracy.
  • Peetz concludes the stream by sharing his plans to cook rice with vegetables, providing a glimpse into his simple and straightforward cooking routine.
You can discuss Peetz losing his father here in the thread
 
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After OSRS recently took an L from FaGex, TF2 chads have been given a massive W as Valve has forced the creator behind the new 'Desk Engineer' cosmetic released as apart of the Summer 2024 update to remove the tranny and bisexual flags the workslopper weaselly snuck onto the back of the ID badge on the cosmetic as "an easter egg."

Pre-August 15th Patch:
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Post-August 15th Patch:
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TCV (Total Chud Victory).
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Btw that Trump thing Sean talked about was true.

They are actually investigating if someone from the Georgia Secret Service office stopped doing their job and compromised the perimeter by inviting their family in to help them breastfeed at Trump’s rally in North Carolina on 8/14/2024.
The Secret Service has had a lot of shit going on that’s kinda funny.

They also recently violated the 3rd Amendment. Just told someone to shut down their business due to security concerns and broke into it to use as a break room.
I do want to note that every Secret Service L has been to the female agents in each big happening.

Archive for the third amendment story:

Archive for the Breastfeeding story:
 
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Today, August 16th, 2024, marks the 10th anniversary of the Zoe Post, and the subsequent kickstarting GamerGate. This event would lead to the rise of some of the biggest lolcows in KiwiFarms history. Notable examples, with a few previously-noteworthy names involved, include, but are not limited to:

Anti-GamerGate:
Pro-GamerGate:
Fat, grifting, flip-flopping faggot:
Take a trip down memory lane, and reflect on the archive of the GamerGate board in Spergatory. Additionally, you can peruse old threads of some of the bigger names by using the tag search feature on the forum.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
Jason Close is a registered sex offender who requested Rekieta’s warrant from Kandiyohi County. For some reason, Nick cited this warrant request as a reason to deny Null’s motion to broadcast Rekieta’s contested omnibus hearing. (Presumably, Nick wants any pedophiles to show up in person to see his kids rather than tuning in from a safe distance.)

Close is a member of Nick’s Locals and also happens to have a KF account. He was outed as a registered sex offender on the forum by KF user @Suburban Bastard in 2019.
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AltisticRight said:
It's not like he paid for Nicholas Rekieta's drugs so he can neglect his children.
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Whoops.
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UPDATE: It turns out that this guy was apparently a long-time fan of Nick Rekieta. In addition to sending paid YouTube super chats to Rekieta Law in October 2022, Close's apparent YouTube account appeared in Nick Rekieta's YouTube live chat going back at least as early as November 2021.

Balldo's Gate said:
Here are the live chats I've found so far posted by the apparent YouTube account of @Jason "Qriist" Close on Nick Rekieta's YouTube live streams.
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The live chats reveal the user to be an engaged viewer of Nick Rekieta's content and also show that he was feeding Nick Rekieta and his guests information via Twitter to presumably show on stream:.

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Not in any specific order
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According to a screenshot posted of Nick Rekieta's RekietaLaw Locals page, he last was seen on Locals just two months ago, suggesting he may still be a RekietaLaw fan.
 
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