Dragon Age: The Veilguard - A woke disaster? Yep!

Are u woke enough for this game?

  • Hell yeah, I want play it with my wife's son

    Votes: 169 9.4%
  • Nope, I need to suck more girlcock first

    Votes: 389 21.7%
  • Yasss, I identify as an autistic dwarf of color

    Votes: 376 21.0%
  • Nah, I rather play Fallout76

    Votes: 855 47.8%

  • Total voters
    1,790
Looks like Morrigan is back. Might be enough nostalgia bait to keep Bioware afloat until ME4's inevitable disappointment:

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OH MY GOD MORRIGAN AND (via imdb) ANORA

Damn you Bioware....I wonder if it means Flemeth might reappear? Would be cool to see her fuck over Solas for last time.

I'll wait for a sale because you just know it is gonna be a buggy mess. I know it was a splinter studio that made Andromeda but Bioware isn't exactly the most trusted studio at present.
 
Looks like Morrigan is back. Might be enough nostalgia bait to keep Bioware afloat until ME4's inevitable disappointment:

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Jesus.
E: I read that as "Looks like Morrigan is black" at first :stress: I wouldn't even be surprised if they did that.
Most pointless character cameo. She's either Queen of Ferelden or in a Jail, what do either have to do with Tevinter?
Do they just want another girlbossy mary-sue character?
 
Looks like Morrigan is back. Might be enough nostalgia bait to keep Bioware afloat until ME4's inevitable disappointment:

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She might just be one of Morrigan's many half-sisters that were confirmed to exist in comics.

But then again, it's nuBioware we're talking about.
 
Jesus.
E: I read that as "Looks like Morrigan is black" at first :stress: I wouldn't even be surprised if they did that.

Most pointless character cameo. She's either Queen of Ferelden or in a Jail, what do either have to do with Tevinter?
Do they just want another girlbossy mary-sue character?
I just thought it was funny killing her dad in front of her and the random bloodsplatter that gets all over for no reason.
 
I'm happy that I see Cassandra listen as a character on IMDB was not expecting her to be in the game at all. Makes you wonder who else might be in the game that they're hiding until release. Seeing this might be Bioware's last chance I get a feeling Veilgaurd is going to be filled with nostalgia pandering.
 
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Amazing! What a trailer!

Let's see:

✅Wuaite dude main custom character front and center, they can't stop talking about how big his dick is.
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✅Closest thing to a good looking female in the cast in a "sexy" romance scene:
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✅Sexy fantasy nostalgic females, old gal Morrigan is BACK, and apparently have 4 tits.
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Those poor fuckers at EA are desperate to make this thing sell.

EDIT: Also, not a single faggot scene, the only romance scene in the trailer is strait.
 
worked for bg3. if it has enough gay bear sex and "drama" for white women it should do fine enough
Eh, the problem is that this game's cast is utterly unfuckable. There's a fetish for everybody in BG3 and that includes buff bear faggot. In this? Well, unless you're a curry chaser you're plum out of luck on that front.
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wow, It releasing so soon. On Halloween no less. Very fitting.
Rushed out the door to just get it done and call it quits? What's the over/under on this game being busted as hell on release?
 
Morrigan always had small breasts.

But yeah I did notice Rook looks…ethnically ambiguous and not black?! Implied straight romance?

Griffons? Morrigan back? No way modern BioWare agreed to this.

One wonders if either they are trying to get people to pre order or they we desperately trying to stop BioWare’s inevitable destruction.

Jesus.
E: I read that as "Looks like Morrigan is black" at first :stress: I wouldn't even be surprised if they did that.

Most pointless character cameo. She's either Queen of Ferelden or in a Jail, what do either have to do with Tevinter?
Do they just want another girlbossy mary-sue character?
Could be the VA is just doing smaller NPC roles? But then again, she is queen of Ferelden and thus as much reason to be interacting with Tevinters as anyone really?

Diplomatic conference? Or something.
 
But yeah I did notice Rook looks…ethnically ambiguous and not black?! Implied straight romance?

Griffons? Morrigan back? No way modern BioWare agreed to this.

One wonders if either they are trying to get people to pre order or they we desperately trying to stop BioWare’s inevitable destruction.

It would be the height of irony if BioWare took so long to crap out a new Dragon Age that the wokeness they've been doubling down on for the last decade finally became unfashionable, and the game utterly bombed because of it.

I still think it's going to bomb over technical fuckups and the radical shift in gameplay, but lousy storytelling certainly won't help.
 
Looks like Morrigan is back. Might be enough nostalgia bait to keep Bioware afloat until ME4's inevitable disappointment:

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She looks like a twink. Terrible how they ruined her sexyness. It's just wrong. She has the manjaw of Batman.
New trailer

Combat looks fucking terrible.
Are they hinting that each companion will have a summons? Is this Final Dragon Age Fantasy?
Morrigan always had small breasts.
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Bigger than the pancake tits she has now.
 
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