Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[grenouille crétine]

That Joshua Moon really is a sick bastard. He rounded up a bunch of innocent autists via an elite task force of SMASHED AND SLAMMED slobbering K-9s, trained to sniff out the smallest amount of sneed residue, and has been holding us all hostage in a Serbian warehouse for years. Josh alone dictates every post on this website. He is the ringmaster, the sole voluntary member of these accursed Farms—and we, his retarded typewriting monkeys, dance desperately to suit his every depraved whim, lest we get the hose again. Do not be fooled; Joshua Moon is the puppetmaster, and we are but his loli avatar puppets.

I’d nearly lost all hope of ever sneeding under the light of the sun again, but thanks to one brave balldo playing 7D legal chess, we can have faith that all will finally be revealed. In the pursuit of TRUTH, JUSTICE, HOTWIFE, and the AMERICAN WAY, LAWPOPE will set our souls free.

and Godsneed. Enjoy prison!

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I’ve heard @Fapcop might be going to the Omnibus hearing to win Kayla over, but I have a better idea. If he takes the sage advice of Ben Franklin about older women and instead seduces Judge Liquor Pussy then we might have the body cam by the time of the Omnibus hearing.

Genius plan. @Fapcop, can you take one for the team again? I figure three fingers in Judge Liquor and you'll pick the jury.

 

[the rat]

If you cut some hair off the eight year old daughter, ground it up finely, and snorted it... Just how high would you get?

Higher than the sky, my guy.

 

[GPRIMACADO]

Why'd you think Rackets actually wanted his kids back? That's what the mystery brown substance the cops couldn't identify was; ground up child hair.

"Good child, you brought daddy his wake me up powder for court. See ya next session, just don't wash your hair."

 

[dustnight]

Lyrics

𝒪𝒽 𝒽𝑒 𝒹𝓇𝒾𝓃𝓀𝓈 𝒶 𝒻𝒶𝒾𝓇 𝒷𝒾𝓉
𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓁𝒾𝓏𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉
𝒾𝓉 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝒽𝑒𝓁𝓅𝓈 𝑔𝑒𝓉 𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓃𝑜𝑔𝑔𝒾𝓃 𝒶 𝒿𝑜𝑔𝑔𝒾𝓃 𝒶𝓁𝑜𝓃𝑔
𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝑔𝓁𝒶𝓈𝓈 𝒷𝓎 𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓈𝒾𝒹𝑒
𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓀𝒾𝒹𝓈 𝒶𝓈𝓁𝑒𝑒𝓅 𝓉𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉
𝓌𝑒 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝓇 𝓈𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝓁𝒶𝓌𝓈𝓅𝓁𝒶𝒾𝓃𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝑜𝓃𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉

𝒲𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓂𝒾𝒸𝓇𝑜𝓅𝒽𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝓂𝓊𝓉𝑒𝒹
𝓌𝑒'𝓁𝓁 𝓁𝒶𝓊𝑔𝒽 𝒶𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝒷𝑜𝑜𝓂𝑒𝓇
𝓊𝓃𝓉𝒾𝓁 𝒽𝑒 𝑒𝓍𝓅𝓁𝒶𝒾𝓃𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝒾𝓉 𝓅𝒶𝓇𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓅𝓁𝒶𝓃
𝓌𝒶𝓉𝒸𝒽 𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝒻𝒶𝒸𝑒 𝒷𝑒𝒸𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝓇𝑒𝒹𝒹𝑒𝓇 𝒶𝓈
𝒽𝑒 𝒷𝑒𝒸𝑜𝓂𝑒𝓈 𝓂𝒶𝒹𝒹𝑒𝓇
𝓇𝒶𝑔𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶𝓉 𝒾𝒹𝒾𝑜𝓉𝓈
𝒻𝓇𝑜𝓂 𝓉𝓌𝒾𝓉 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝑒𝓇 𝓁𝒶𝓃𝒹

𝐹𝓇𝑜𝓂 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓌𝒽𝒾𝓉𝑒 𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓇𝑒𝓈 𝑜𝒻 𝒩𝒶𝒾𝓇𝓃
𝓉𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝐻𝒾𝓁𝓁𝓈 𝑜𝒻 𝒢𝓁𝑒𝓃𝓁𝒾𝓋𝑒𝓉
𝒯𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒'𝓈 𝓃𝑜𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝓌𝒽𝑜 𝓈𝓅𝓁𝒶𝒾𝓃𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓁𝒶𝓌
𝒷𝑒𝓉𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓃 𝓃𝒾𝒸𝓀
𝒮𝑜 𝓅𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝒶 𝑔𝓁𝒶𝓈𝓈
𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑜𝓃𝑒𝓈 𝓌𝒽𝑜 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓅𝒶𝓈𝓈𝑒𝒹
𝓉𝑜 𝓂𝒶𝓀𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓁𝒶𝓌 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓌𝑒 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓃𝑜𝓌

𝒪𝒽 𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓁𝒶𝒹𝓎 𝒾𝓈 𝒻𝒶𝒾𝓇
𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓈𝒽𝑒 𝒽𝒶𝓃𝒹𝓁𝑒𝓈 𝒽𝑒𝓇𝓈𝑒𝓁𝒻
𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑔𝓇𝒶𝒸𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝓌𝒽𝑜'𝓈𝑒
𝒷𝑜𝓇𝓃 𝓂𝒶𝓃𝓎 𝒸𝒽𝒾𝓁𝒹𝓇𝑒𝓃
𝒶𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓌𝒾𝒻𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝒶 𝓁𝒶𝓌 𝓂𝒶𝓃
𝓈𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝒶𝓀𝑒𝓈 𝓈𝓊𝓇𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝒽𝑒 𝒽𝒶𝓈
𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓉𝒾𝓂𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓅𝓁𝒶𝒸𝑒 𝓉𝑜
𝓅𝓇𝑜𝓋𝒾𝒹𝑒 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓂 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒

𝒮𝑜 𝓅𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝒶𝓃 𝒜𝓇𝒹𝒷𝑒𝑔
𝒶 𝒷𝑜𝓌𝓂𝑜𝓇𝑒 𝑜𝓇 𝓁𝒶𝓅𝒽𝓇𝑜𝒾𝑔
𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝓈𝓅𝒾𝓇𝒾𝓉𝓈 𝒻𝓁𝑜𝓌 𝒶𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑜𝓃𝑒𝓈 𝓈𝓊𝑒𝒹
𝑔𝑒𝓉 𝓊𝓃𝑒𝓂𝓅𝓁𝑜𝓎𝑒𝒹
𝒮𝑜 𝓅𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝒶 𝑔𝓁𝒶𝓈𝓈
𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒹𝑒𝓅𝑜𝓈𝑒𝒹 𝑜𝓃 𝒯𝓌𝒾𝓉𝓉𝑒𝓇
𝒜𝓈 𝓌𝑒 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝓇 𝓁𝒶𝓌𝓈𝓅𝒶𝒾𝓃𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒯𝑜𝓃𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉
𝐹𝓇𝑜𝓂 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓌𝒽𝒾𝓉𝑒 𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓇𝑒𝓈 𝑜𝒻 𝒩𝒶𝒾𝓇𝓃
𝓉𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝐻𝒾𝓁𝓁𝓈 𝑜𝒻 𝒢𝓁𝑒𝓃𝓁𝒾𝓋𝑒𝓉
𝒯𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒'𝓈 𝓃𝑜𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝓌𝒽𝑜 𝓈𝓅𝓁𝒶𝒾𝓃𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓁𝒶𝓌
𝒷𝑒𝓉𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓃 𝓃𝒾𝒸𝓀
𝒮𝑜 𝓅𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝒶 𝑔𝓁𝒶𝓈𝓈
𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑜𝓃𝑒𝓈 𝓌𝒽𝑜 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓅𝒶𝓈𝓈𝑒𝒹
𝓉𝑜 𝓂𝒶𝓀𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓁𝒶𝓌 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓌𝑒 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓃𝑜𝓌

𝒪𝒽 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑔𝓊𝑒𝓈𝓉𝓈 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓃𝓉𝒾𝒻𝓊𝓁
𝒻𝓇𝑜𝓂 𝒟𝑜𝓊𝑔 𝒯 𝓉𝑜 𝒟𝓇𝑒𝓍𝑒𝓁
𝒯𝒽𝑒𝓎 𝒷𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝒾𝓇 𝓅𝑒𝓇𝓈𝓅𝑒𝒸𝓉𝒾𝓋𝑒
𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓈𝓅𝒾𝒸𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝒾𝓍
𝐵𝓊𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓈𝑜𝓃 𝓌𝑒'𝓇𝑒 𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒
𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓌𝑒 𝒸𝒽𝑒𝑒𝓇
𝒾𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝓌𝒽𝑜 𝒾𝓈 𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓌𝒸𝒶𝓈𝒾𝓃𝑔
𝓊𝓈 𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝒸𝒶𝓇𝑒𝑒𝓇

 

[Sneedmiser]

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Once the Nose is behind bars it's JuJu's turn. Something tells me the Nashville curse will hit him the hardest of all.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

At this point, whatever lowest possible common denominator there is for Nick to debase himself to, you should fully expect that he will.

 

[TexOffender]

Meme Copium is back on the topic.

 

[Numbers]

A lawyer wanting to be a washed up comedian, leaving the world of law, to do stand up at bars that smell like a portapotty. Only for your jokes to land horribly and fill the room with awkward silence. Does sound like a premise for a comedy movie, too bad it's Nicks real life.

 

[spacko]

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"there's no-one who makes choices better than Nick"

 

[holyhandgrenade]

I find it endlessly amusing how Dax Herrera (AKA Juju the cow a man who gets fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow) and Balldo are such pussies they have to passive aggressively talk shit on other platforms instead of making accounts getting verified and getting shit all over here. Balldo you're a cuck pussy drug addict pedo who doesn't deserve his kids. Come make an account and prove us all wrong you fucking pussy.

 

[Can of Spam]

Rackets rocking up to the stand looking like this.

Gonna need someone to redraw this with Ricuckets

I fixed it.

 

[Swole McPole]

Lyrics

𝒪𝒽 𝒽𝑒 𝒹𝓇𝒾𝓃𝓀𝓈 𝒶 𝒻𝒶𝒾𝓇 𝒷𝒾𝓉
𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓁𝒾𝓏𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉
𝒾𝓉 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝒽𝑒𝓁𝓅𝓈 𝑔𝑒𝓉 𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓃𝑜𝑔𝑔𝒾𝓃 𝒶 𝒿𝑜𝑔𝑔𝒾𝓃 𝒶𝓁𝑜𝓃𝑔
𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝑔𝓁𝒶𝓈𝓈 𝒷𝓎 𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓈𝒾𝒹𝑒
𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓀𝒾𝒹𝓈 𝒶𝓈𝓁𝑒𝑒𝓅 𝓉𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉
𝓌𝑒 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝓇 𝓈𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝓁𝒶𝓌𝓈𝓅𝓁𝒶𝒾𝓃𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝑜𝓃𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉

𝒲𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓂𝒾𝒸𝓇𝑜𝓅𝒽𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝓂𝓊𝓉𝑒𝒹
𝓌𝑒'𝓁𝓁 𝓁𝒶𝓊𝑔𝒽 𝒶𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝒷𝑜𝑜𝓂𝑒𝓇
𝓊𝓃𝓉𝒾𝓁 𝒽𝑒 𝑒𝓍𝓅𝓁𝒶𝒾𝓃𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝒾𝓉 𝓅𝒶𝓇𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓅𝓁𝒶𝓃
𝓌𝒶𝓉𝒸𝒽 𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝒻𝒶𝒸𝑒 𝒷𝑒𝒸𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝓇𝑒𝒹𝒹𝑒𝓇 𝒶𝓈
𝒽𝑒 𝒷𝑒𝒸𝑜𝓂𝑒𝓈 𝓂𝒶𝒹𝒹𝑒𝓇
𝓇𝒶𝑔𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶𝓉 𝒾𝒹𝒾𝑜𝓉𝓈
𝒻𝓇𝑜𝓂 𝓉𝓌𝒾𝓉 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝑒𝓇 𝓁𝒶𝓃𝒹

𝐹𝓇𝑜𝓂 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓌𝒽𝒾𝓉𝑒 𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓇𝑒𝓈 𝑜𝒻 𝒩𝒶𝒾𝓇𝓃
𝓉𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝐻𝒾𝓁𝓁𝓈 𝑜𝒻 𝒢𝓁𝑒𝓃𝓁𝒾𝓋𝑒𝓉
𝒯𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒'𝓈 𝓃𝑜𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝓌𝒽𝑜 𝓈𝓅𝓁𝒶𝒾𝓃𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓁𝒶𝓌
𝒷𝑒𝓉𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓃 𝓃𝒾𝒸𝓀
𝒮𝑜 𝓅𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝒶 𝑔𝓁𝒶𝓈𝓈
𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑜𝓃𝑒𝓈 𝓌𝒽𝑜 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓅𝒶𝓈𝓈𝑒𝒹
𝓉𝑜 𝓂𝒶𝓀𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓁𝒶𝓌 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓌𝑒 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓃𝑜𝓌

𝒪𝒽 𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓁𝒶𝒹𝓎 𝒾𝓈 𝒻𝒶𝒾𝓇
𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓈𝒽𝑒 𝒽𝒶𝓃𝒹𝓁𝑒𝓈 𝒽𝑒𝓇𝓈𝑒𝓁𝒻
𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑔𝓇𝒶𝒸𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝓌𝒽𝑜'𝓈𝑒
𝒷𝑜𝓇𝓃 𝓂𝒶𝓃𝓎 𝒸𝒽𝒾𝓁𝒹𝓇𝑒𝓃
𝒶𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓌𝒾𝒻𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝒶 𝓁𝒶𝓌 𝓂𝒶𝓃
𝓈𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝒶𝓀𝑒𝓈 𝓈𝓊𝓇𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝒽𝑒 𝒽𝒶𝓈
𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓉𝒾𝓂𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓅𝓁𝒶𝒸𝑒 𝓉𝑜
𝓅𝓇𝑜𝓋𝒾𝒹𝑒 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓂 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒

𝒮𝑜 𝓅𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝒶𝓃 𝒜𝓇𝒹𝒷𝑒𝑔
𝒶 𝒷𝑜𝓌𝓂𝑜𝓇𝑒 𝑜𝓇 𝓁𝒶𝓅𝒽𝓇𝑜𝒾𝑔
𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝓈𝓅𝒾𝓇𝒾𝓉𝓈 𝒻𝓁𝑜𝓌 𝒶𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑜𝓃𝑒𝓈 𝓈𝓊𝑒𝒹
𝑔𝑒𝓉 𝓊𝓃𝑒𝓂𝓅𝓁𝑜𝓎𝑒𝒹
𝒮𝑜 𝓅𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝒶 𝑔𝓁𝒶𝓈𝓈
𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒹𝑒𝓅𝑜𝓈𝑒𝒹 𝑜𝓃 𝒯𝓌𝒾𝓉𝓉𝑒𝓇
𝒜𝓈 𝓌𝑒 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝓇 𝓁𝒶𝓌𝓈𝓅𝒶𝒾𝓃𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒯𝑜𝓃𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉
𝐹𝓇𝑜𝓂 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓌𝒽𝒾𝓉𝑒 𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓇𝑒𝓈 𝑜𝒻 𝒩𝒶𝒾𝓇𝓃
𝓉𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝐻𝒾𝓁𝓁𝓈 𝑜𝒻 𝒢𝓁𝑒𝓃𝓁𝒾𝓋𝑒𝓉
𝒯𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒'𝓈 𝓃𝑜𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝓌𝒽𝑜 𝓈𝓅𝓁𝒶𝒾𝓃𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓁𝒶𝓌
𝒷𝑒𝓉𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓃 𝓃𝒾𝒸𝓀
𝒮𝑜 𝓅𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝒶 𝑔𝓁𝒶𝓈𝓈
𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑜𝓃𝑒𝓈 𝓌𝒽𝑜 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓅𝒶𝓈𝓈𝑒𝒹
𝓉𝑜 𝓂𝒶𝓀𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓁𝒶𝓌 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓌𝑒 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓃𝑜𝓌

𝒪𝒽 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑔𝓊𝑒𝓈𝓉𝓈 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓅𝓁𝑒𝓃𝓉𝒾𝒻𝓊𝓁
𝒻𝓇𝑜𝓂 𝒟𝑜𝓊𝑔 𝒯 𝓉𝑜 𝒟𝓇𝑒𝓍𝑒𝓁
𝒯𝒽𝑒𝓎 𝒷𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝒾𝓇 𝓅𝑒𝓇𝓈𝓅𝑒𝒸𝓉𝒾𝓋𝑒
𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓈𝓅𝒾𝒸𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝒾𝓍
𝐵𝓊𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓈𝑜𝓃 𝓌𝑒'𝓇𝑒 𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒
𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓌𝑒 𝒸𝒽𝑒𝑒𝓇
𝒾𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝓌𝒽𝑜 𝒾𝓈 𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓌𝒸𝒶𝓈𝒾𝓃𝑔
𝓊𝓈 𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝒸𝒶𝓇𝑒𝑒𝓇

Update:

Oh he snorts a fair bit
And he smokes a few rocks,
As he watches his wife sucking other men's cocks,
With his whore by his side
And his kids high on coke,
We'll hear some hypocrisy tonight

With his microphone muted
April's kneeling beside him,
His brain melts as Anime copes and he sneeds,
Watch his stupor grow deep,
See his coke covered beak,
In the morning child protection will come for his kids.

From the hills of Peru,
To the jungles of Colombia,
Crime cartels everywhere,
Smile down on old Nick,
His ruined old wife
She once bore him five children
But fapping and coke have since ruined his dick.

So chop out the charlie,
In lines thick and lengthy,
Hand around the molly and the ketamine too,
From the ghettos of Houston,
To Somalitown in Minneapolis,
There's plenty of niggers living well off the jew

We once thought they were boomers,
But his guests were all coomers,
Discussing Redo of Healer and Cuties and more,
And when the stream's over,
And the cocaine is all snorted,
Nick sits back and watches while his guests fuck his whore.

 

[Strix454]

At this point, whatever lowest possible common denominator there is for Nick to debase himself to, you should fully expect that he will.

Nick going gay (if he has not already) and Nick's troon arc seem inevitable.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I’ve been locked in Jersh’s basement forced to shitpost and sperg for years now, I am in no way a voluntary member of this Internet forum I only needed an email address to make an account on.

You were lucky to get the basement treatment. I was chained in the backyard with nothing but a Android phone and was forced at GUNPOINT to shitpost. Get on my level.

 

[Fapcop]

Genius plan. @Fapcop, can you take one for the team again? I figure three fingers in Judge Liquor and you'll pick the jury.

If Null promises to be the toastmaster at mine and Kayla’s wedding, I’ll see if I can manage to sneak him onto the jury.

How many Farmers live near Minnesota anyways? I can just imagine the normally quiet courtroom packed with various curious onlookers and Kiwi’s in disguise trying to figure out who else is from the farms.

 

[Kulee Baba]

At this point, Josh is gonna fly to Minnesota and record the proceedings using pen and paper himself.

You can't stop him, Nick.

It’s gonna be a man in a pickle suit.

 

[datura_binge]

I am still utterly staggered at the speed in which Nick Rekieta has gone from a guy I liked and somewhat admired for his lawsplaining channel to a guy I loathe so fucking hard I want to chew my tongue off before saying his name out loud.

What a completely irredeemable utter scumfucking worm he really is inside.

Honestly if you are anything like me, you probably tuned out 1.5 years ago when he started doing constant drunk streams starting with 2 hours of superchat toasts to dead parents and pets. It's actually been a pretty slow decline, but he was always fake in retrospect. His guests were always better than him. I think it just feels fast because the end has been a high speed train collision

 

[parsnip]

What the fuck is a voluntary member? Does that mean there are involuntary members? Are there people here that are being forced at gun point to register and post?

Al Gore banished me to kiwi farms for my internet sins (being retarded)

 

[Dr. Puncherillo]

It’s gonna be a man in a pickle suit.

If only. The universe isn't that giving.