Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Summer of George said:
Making the rounds this afternoon is an apparent uncropped version of the #angryrobotbooks gala photo. Reposting here for completion's sake
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Fatty's jeans are enduring a textile hell in that pic.
If WHEN a button/rivet/zipper pops, someone is gonna lose an eye.
 
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Don't do this.
Damn, I've got banned by Patrick.

I guess he didn't liked my caricature...

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Drama Trauma said:
Damn, I've got banned by Patrick.

I guess he didn't liked my caricature...

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...HOW DID HE KNOW?!

Does this vain faggot seriously have some script or something set up to do searches for specific (((verboten))) images posted on Twitter? He is way too dumb (and fat) to set something like that up.... Could it be? Snackie? No way in Hell, right? She's dumber (edit: and fatter?) than he is from what I understand.

EDIT: And if that caricature is OC (idt it is, but I feel like I've seen it before) that hypothetical script would have to like... have facial recognition features or some shit to find it
 
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Baco Tell said:
...HOW DID HE KNOW?!

Does this vain faggot seriously have some script or something set up to do searches for specific (((verboten))) images posted on Twitter? He is way too dumb (and fat) to set something like that up.... Could it be? Snackie? No way in Hell, right? She's dumber (edit: and fatter?) than he is from what I understand.

EDIT: And if that caricature is OC (idt it is, but I feel like I've seen it before) that hypothetical script would have to like... have facial recognition features or some shit to find it
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I think he anally and persistently goes through every post of every patposter ever found. It’s the only way I can explain how he finds some of this shit.
 
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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
I think he anally and persistently goes through every post of every patposter ever found. It’s the only way I can explain how he finds some of this shit.
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Is that even humanly (porcinely? as someone else reminded me: Fat is not a person, but a pig) possible? By all outward appearance from the username in the screenshot, it wouldn't be immediately noticeable as a Patposter account (unless the account has posted noticed sentiments about Fat in the past, ig, I wouldn't know, I loathe and do not use Twitter, so I rely on this thread for screenshots of his antics)
 
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Baco Tell said:
...HOW DID HE KNOW?!

Does this vain faggot seriously have some script or something set up to do searches for specific (((verboten))) images posted on Twitter? He is way too dumb (and fat) to set something like that up.... Could it be? Snackie? No way in Hell, right? She's dumber (edit: and fatter?) than he is from what I understand.

EDIT: And if that caricature is OC (idt it is, but I feel like I've seen it before) that hypothetical script would have to like... have facial recognition features or some shit to find it
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I posted it to this post of Badger's
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I’m bored on shift and just re-watched some Cryptic Web Chronicles videos and something puzzles me. Why does Fatfuck always claim his Norm tweet said he PERSONALLY didn’t find him funny. The tweet didn’t include the word ‘personally’, and Fatty always emphasizes it when he tells his tale. Does he think he looks like a better person if he puts the word ‘personally’ in there? Does he think that without that word, the world might think he’s speaking on behalf of some kind of collective? I’m not clear what’s going on with that, but I’m guessing a psychiatrist would have some theories.
 
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Piggle Rick said:
I’m bored on shift and just re-watched some Cryptic Web Chronicles videos and something puzzles me. Why does Fatfuck always claim his Norm tweet said he PERSONALLY didn’t find him funny. The tweet didn’t include the word ‘personally’, and Fatty always emphasizes it when he tells his tale. Does he think he looks like a better person if he puts the word ‘personally’ in there? Does he think that without that word, the world might think he’s speaking on behalf of some kind of collective? I’m not clear what’s going on with that, but I’m guessing a psychiatrist would have some theories.
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People are unironically retarded and in most cases would need him to explicitly append "personally" to "hot take" (i.e. "I know this opinion is unpopular") and "I have never found him funny". It's Twitter, the userbase has an average IQ in the 60s.

He thinks it's the usual mob of Twiggers going "HOW DARE YOU SAY HE'S UNFUNNY AND TALENTLESS" and is responding to them in an uncharacteristically reasonable way to respond to them, because he doesn't understand that pests are only Twitter users because he is and they want to fuck with him on his favorite site
 
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Summer of George said:
Making the rounds this afternoon is an apparent uncropped version of the #angryrobotbooks gala photo. Reposting here for completion's sake
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What's even better is that he's wearing two shirts, but they are both so tight his nipples protrude and are visible. Absolutely on another level of self delusion.
 
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