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[Screamer_2]

Remember Eddie Izzard? Remember how he repeatedly stated that he was 'just' a crossdresser?

A few years ago he was on the Joe Rogan podcast, it was early in his days of transitioning from cross-dresser to trans. I think he was using the label of trans as short for transvestite. Gloming onto it before whatever he claims now.

They were discussing trans shit and Eddie mentioned he could solve the bathroom solution by just having no gendered bathrooms. Just one for everyone. Said in a matter of fact way, like it's all so easy. Joe, a guy with a wife and daughters. Pointed out that it's not that simple because women want and need a space to be able to get away from men. The bathroom is more than just a place to go to the toilet. Eddie then responded with he had never considered that.

He had never considered what actual women want or need.

Which tracks with all this bullshit.

 

[OrionBalls]

Deliberately courting disappointment?
Or looking for a fight?
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Just go to a store or restaurant in the Bible Belt. They'll call you "Sir" without hesitation. It's hardwired to be polite.

 

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Deliberately courting disappointment?
Or looking for a fight?
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After effectively pushing everyone away, the tranny complains about pushing everyone away.

I mean right now could be like oh wait, I'm normal and did all that for something else, for attention? validation? comfort? maybe all three.

"Stephanie" in "Why Would You Do That?" says at the end, that being trans felt like a grab for attention, a desperation to fit in, it didn't make him feel better in the end and he just tries to be himself now as a eunuch.

He detransitioned and writes stories to live out trans fantasies, being in fantasy was the only way to be ''there'' so he left it at that after realizing over many years it was only for attention and acceptance.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Telling an autogyneophile it's okay to wear women's clothing is like telling an alcoholic to it's okay to get a sixpack. You're encouraging their bad behavior.

So what's the solution? Men must, at all times, be clothed in entirely "gender appropriate" clothing? Who decides what is "gender appropriate"? What about the agps who will still wear lingerie under their clothing and go about their day getting off on the secret panties? Should we strip search men regularly to make sure they aren't wearing any panties? Or hell? A pink or salmon T-shirt could be unisex, but pink is female coded, so is that ok? Who decides these standards?

I mean, I guess don't knock the double-standard because it's actually in favor of my own sex in this rare occasion, but why can women then wear an entirely men's outfit but men cannot wear women's? I think the answer to this is simple: gender people correctly despite the clothing. Men will no longer get off on being pretty pretty women when they are distinctly sir'd and asked to leave the ladies'. Or, hopefully, if they still do they'll keep it to their bedrooms and hidden undergarments and stop demanding applause for it.

Edit to add: if an alcoholic wants a six pack it's their business, not mine. Plus alcoholics don't quit until they want to (if they ever want to). None of my business.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

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But you're already there.

Rick Nowels and Ellen Shipley already told us Heaven is a place on Earth. They just neglected to tell us Hell was as well.

Well taking HRT as a woman in the women's competition is basically taking steroids.
And taking estrogen does not make you weaker, but because they pretended it did, they got to punch a girl in the face.

Taking estrogen for a man still producing testosterone does nothing. Years of testosterone blockers + estrogen removes a little bit of the male advantage. Men should not be in women's sports.

Whether women should be in men's sports is a slightly different scenario. In cases where it is a contact sport, no. In cases where women's physiology would give them an advantage (I can't think of any except possibly the kind of gymnastics where there is no men anyway), no, they probably shouldn't be. But most 'men's' sports are 'open division'. And some sports have no interactivity (like running). In that case, it still isn't necessary, because if women could run as fast as men, the women's world record would be faster than the men's world record. And as I've already iterated before, taking exogenous testosterone is doping, and if you are doing that, you don't belong in elite sports in any sex division.

So what's the solution? Men must, at all times, be clothed in entirely "gender appropriate" clothing? Who decides what is "gender appropriate"? What about the agps who will still wear lingerie under their clothing and go about their day getting off on the secret panties? Should we strip search men regularly to make sure they aren't wearing any panties? Or hell? A pink or salmon T-shirt could be unisex, but pink is female coded, so is that ok? Who decides these standards?

I mean, I guess don't knock the double-standard because it's actually in favor of my own sex in this rare occasion, but why can women then wear an entirely men's outfit but men cannot wear women's? I think the answer to this is simple: gender people correctly despite the clothing. Men will no longer get off on being pretty pretty women when they are distinctly sir'd and asked to leave the ladies'. Or, hopefully, if they still do they'll keep it to their bedrooms and hidden undergarments and stop demanding applause for it.

Edit to add: if an alcoholic wants a six pack it's their business, not mine. Plus alcoholics don't quit until they want to (if they ever want to). None of my business.

I certainly lean towards 'stop telling people what to wear'. Down that rode wokeness lies.

Feminists love telling other women what to wear--if they think that woman is 'culturally appropriating'. Fuck the intersectional feminists and fuck the woke trans stasi. Wearing a dress doesn't make anyone a woman.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

So what's the solution? Men must, at all times, be clothed in entirely "gender appropriate" clothing? Who decides what is "gender appropriate"? What about the agps who will still wear lingerie under their clothing and go about their day getting off on the secret panties? Should we strip search men regularly to make sure they aren't wearing any panties?

You discourage it via shame and mockery, like a healthy society should. Back when men wearing women's clothes was strictly a joke, deviants like Eddie Izzard had to at least act somewhat normal. There were sexually deviants who were degenerates behind closed doors (Bubba Copeland is a recent example) but at least they couldn't force other people to participate in it.

I mean, I guess don't knock the double-standard because it's actually in favor of my own sex in this rare occasion, but why can women then wear an entirely men's outfit but men cannot wear women's?

>a rapehon wearing a miniskirt and fishnets is exactly like a woman wearing work jeans or a man wearing a pink shirt!
Have you been sarcastic this whole time, and I'm just not getting it?

Look, if I see a guy in a skirt and it's not Halloween, I'm avoiding him. Because there's obviously something not right about that guy.

I'm tired of other women telling me I should ignore common sense so I don't hurt the feelings of obvious sexual predators.

 

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Taking estrogen for a man still producing testosterone does nothing. Years of testosterone blockers + estrogen removes a little bit of the male advantage. Men should not be in women's sports.

Whether women should be in men's sports is a slightly different scenario. In cases where it is a contact sport, no. In cases where women's physiology would give them an advantage (I can't think of any except possibly the kind of gymnastics where there is no men anyway), no, they probably shouldn't be. But most 'men's' sports are 'open division'. And some sports have no interactivity (like running). In that case, it still isn't necessary, because if women could run as fast as men, the women's world record would be faster than the men's world record.

Game of chess?
Totally gender neutral. Game of brains.
Brains don't think less or more per gender, they just refuse to be smart per individual.

Game of fisticuffs?
Not gender neutral.
Women always lose to men.
Sometimes win against a weak man, you should feel like a bully they gave you a WEAK GUY to beat up, shameful.

What do people like the prove the most?
Strength, violence, demands.

What do people neglect the most?
Thinking, reasoning, intelligence.

I mean it speaks for itself to me.
A man on HRT is "weaker" because he made himself SICK, not because he fucking magically turned into a woman .

It's a complete sabotage of practical information, it's a given what this shit is, it's retarded.
It was not a hard decision to make and everyone made it seem hard to do the right thing here on purpose to get what they wanted like some dumb fuck teenager not listening to their parents.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

You discourage it via shame and mockery, like a healthy society should

My dude, I am all for shame and mockery. I am on Kiwi Farms. That said, I personally don't find this something worth shaming in every circumstance. There's a vast difference from, say, a guy in a muumuu or floor-length skirt (which I saw the other day) and a giga rapehon in fishnets and a visible erection. The guy in the muumuu skirt thing made me double-take, but ultimately he wasn't dressed provocatively and otherwise kinda looked like the comic book guy. If you want to take your time to mock him, be my guest. In my mind, he wasn't hurting anyone, browsing the produce department.

 

[Fapcop]

Do you retards not understand that these are made by troons? You're literally reposting their fucking memes and pretending it's an own

Who cares if they’re made by troons or self hating pooners. They’re funny and hit the mark.

 

[stupid frog]

Do you retards not understand that these are made by troons? You're literally reposting their fucking memes and pretending it's an own

We know all about pooners, lil duder.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

My dude, I am all for shame and mockery. I am on Kiwi Farms. That said, I personally don't find this something worth shaming in every circumstance. There's a vast difference from, say, a guy in a muumuu or floor-length skirt (which I saw the other day) and a giga rapehon in fishnets and a visible erection. The guy in the muumuu skirt thing made me double-take, but ultimately he wasn't dressed provocatively and otherwise kinda looked like the comic book guy. If you want to take your time to mock him, be my guest. In my mind, he wasn't hurting anyone, browsing the produce department.

A man wearing women's clothes is a huge blinking warning sign.

You're acting as if I'm suggesting people go around deliberately harassing people for dressing like freaks. What I'm saying is that men in dresses are disgusting, and if they asked me if they looked good, I would be honest and tell them they look horrible.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

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You're acting as if I'm suggesting people go around deliberately harassing people for dressing like freaks. What I'm saying is that men in dresses are disgusting, and if they asked me if they looked good, I would be honest and tell them they look horrible.

I really think you haven't read anything I've written, because I'm yet to disagree with you. Rapehons are bad. Weirdos wearing what they want are fine. I really don't think we're as far apart on this as you think, except that I lean more towards feeling the answer to troonery is getting rid of "gender" all together and you seem more on the side of conservative values to try and realign society. I truly think our desired outcome is the same, more or less.

 

[TismFarmer]

My dude, I am all for shame and mockery. I am on Kiwi Farms. That said, I personally don't find this something worth shaming in every circumstance. There's a vast difference from, say, a guy in a muumuu or floor-length skirt (which I saw the other day) and a giga rapehon in fishnets and a visible erection. The guy in the muumuu skirt thing made me double-take, but ultimately he wasn't dressed provocatively and otherwise kinda looked like the comic book guy. If you want to take your time to mock him, be my guest. In my mind, he wasn't hurting anyone, browsing the produce department.

That's the problem with being forced to go along with this bullshit.
In a sane world, where everyone was free to react naturally, the muumuu guy would maybe get some slight mockery from teenagers etc, but as long as he stayed away from women's toilets and changing rooms etc, he would largely be ignored.
Fishnet dude, with his miniskirt that doesn't hide his erection, he would either be beaten or have multiple people pointing and laughing depending on where he was and what he was doing. He wouldn't be able to get near a women's toilet (or a woman!) because there would have been men keeping an eye on him and his behaviour the whole time. If he tried to invade a women's only space they would stop him. Probably violently. And people would be cheering them on. Eventually, we could maybe go back to a time where rediculous crossdressers/obvious fetishists are at the least mocked, laughed at and ostracised from regular society, and if they're particularly gross or sexual, especially in front of kids, they get stomped. It worked for a long time so it can keep working as long as we stamp out that 'no kink shaming' idiocy.

 

[behindyourightnow]

In my area of the USA, dude has been and always will be gender neutral, and yet that is the one word I have more than once been "called out" for using with troons. At least they both "called me out" privately, but I was baffled both times and before my un-wokening VERY confused as to why I needed to change my nomenclature because of their fee-fees.

That said, it also reminds me of this bit from Last Man On Earth:

also where my header comes from

Ok @Pickman's Modeling Agency that's an awesome strawman, because literally no one but a burned out surfer would say "that dude is having a heart attack!" Because it's casual language and that's not a casual situation. Just because someone says "I use 'dude' gender neutrally" doesn't mean we're out here saying "I take you to be my lawfully wedded dude."

Remember, it's totally acceptable to change the meaning of "woman" to include "men wearing dresses." And to push usage of singular "they" when a person's identity is known. And to expect usage of ridiculous neopronouns like xe/xem. It's progress! Language changes! Anyone complaining is just stuck in the past!

But it's not possible to change one's understanding of "guys" or "dude" to include men pretending to be women, even though these words have been used in a gender-neutral manner for decades by people all over the English-speaking world. In that case, the meaning cannot be changed and the words must be abolished.

There people have no principles, they just use other people's principles to get what they want. And once that is done, they switch their arguments completely in order to get the next thing they want.

 

[stupid frog]

I really think you haven't read anything I've written, because I'm yet to disagree with you. Rapehons are bad. Weirdos wearing what they want are fine. I really don't think we're as far apart on this as you think, except that I lean more towards feeling the answer to troonery is getting rid of "gender" all together and you seem more on the side of conservative values to try and realign society. I truly think our desired outcome is the same, more or less.

You just aren't at the "glass them all" stage of peaking yet, that's all.

 

[Paper Machete]

There's a large difference between a guy having more (what is largely considered more) GNC fashion choices (wearing more jewelry, a pastel satiny shirt, etc.) and a guy outright crossdressing. The number of men who crossdress unironically for reasons other than dick feels is vanishingly small in a vanishingly small number of people and I wish some of you would stop pretending that isn't the case. Clothes are cut for particular body types and being realistic a lot of women's clothing options are designed around our bodies looking attractive in a particular way, even more casual wear. A guy who purposefully chooses to put that stuff on despite it not fitting properly and designed to accentuate and bring attention to assets he doesn't have, does so for obvious reasons. Come on. It's funny how this is always brought up when it comes to stuff like mini skirts (which a lot of women in my neck of the woods don't even wear hardly ever) and never about some dude who likes dangly earrings. Fashionably inclined men will want clothing that works well on their particular figure--which isn't women's because they aren't women. Figuring out fashion is about figuring out what works on you, not just happening to like something.

There are few clothing options for women that guys can get away with wearing, and it's usually because it's a blocky fitting shirt on a particularly waifish individual.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

Remember, it's totally acceptable to change the meaning of "woman" to include "men wearing dresses." And to push usage of singular "they" when a person's identity is known. And to expect usage of ridiculous neopronouns like xe/xem. It's progress! Language changes! Anyone complaining is just stuck in the past!

But it's not possible to change one's understanding of "guys" or "dude" to include men pretending to be women, even though these words have been used in a gender-neutral manner for decades by people all over the English-speaking world. In that case, the meaning cannot be changed and the words must be abolished.

There people have no principles, they just use other people's principles to get what they want. And once that is done, they switch their arguments completely in order to get the next thing they want.

The pooners who think they are gay men that hate being called 'girl' by other gay men, even though gay men call each other 'girl' all the time.

Which is it gurl? Are you a real and true and valid gay man who lightheartedly accepts being called 'girl' and take it as validation that you are just like any other gay man, or does being called 'girl' cause you to want to run to the bathroom and cry and then kvetch about it on reddit?

I guarantee you it's the latter.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

I really think you haven't read anything I've written, because I'm yet to disagree with you. Rapehons are bad. Weirdos wearing what they want are fine. I really don't think we're as far apart on this as you think, except that I lean more towards feeling the answer to troonery is getting rid of "gender" all together and you seem more on the side of conservative values to try and realign society. I truly think our desired outcome is the same, more or less.

What does trooning out have to do with gender roles? The causes are porn addiction, social contagion, and activists groups needing a new cause after gay marriage was passed. But mostly porn addiction.

How did Transitioning Affect Your Fetishes/Taste in Porn? / Archive

Hi girls,
I'm sure quite a lot of us may have realized our "true nature" based on the kinds of things that turn us on, myself included. The very idea of turning into a girl somehow or another was frequently my favorite fantasy. Some may say that the things you've subconsciously needed all your life manifest in your sexual urges, as Freudian as it may be. As far as Freud is concerned, generally these manifest as unfulfilled needs. However, the way I see it, transitioning is generally a way to "satisfy" the needs on the low-level, which should theoretically cascade upwards to one's tastes. Which got me thinking, "when I transition, will I still retain this type of enjoyment?". I haven't transitioned yet, but I'm interested in hearing the opinions and experiences of the girls that have.
Thanks! :3

Can we talk about how frustrating transgender porn is? / Archive

It's something that I seldom see talked about, but I think it's important. I'm a lesbian; I love women - all women which of course mean trans women as well. I watch porn like most people do, but I absolutely hate how transgender porn is mostly consumed by straight cisgender men who enjoy using offensive terminology.
I would love to be able to see an attractive woman and not also see her labelled as a shemale or tranny, it fills me with so much disgust because I as a trans woman am being disrespected and invalidated. Sexuality is a wonderful thing, but what is it about pornography that makes people - men especially, think that the rules of society don't apply?

I wish there was porn of trans people without being filled with slurs and harmful stereotypes / Archive

Several times I've tried to find porn of other trans girls bc I really want to find someone like me who's actually enjoying their body and sexuality. But whenever I look for it I either find stuff filled with slurs or stuff that treats the trans girls as cis men with boobs. I really wish there was porn where trans girls are being respected and having fun.
btw if anyone knows any porn like that I'd totally like to see it

Troons and pooners act like caricatures of their birth sex. This guy wants to an enact an elaborate piss revenge on DeSantis and isn't afraid to do it packing heat:

When I get bottom surgery I want to pee standing up in men's courthouse bathrooms until I get arrested. / Archive

In Florida, according to Safety in Private Spaces Act (HB 1521) it is illegal to pee in any government building that isn't in a bathroom of your assigned sex at birth.

What I REALLY want to do, is get one of those she-wees and start pissing in men's bathrooms at urinals wearing a "fuck Ron Desantis"/"Fuck Fascism" or something of the like, get it custom designed.

I pass pretty well. After im surged out, there's no fucking chance upon looking at me any person would immediately assume I'm biologically male.

Obviously I would be recording the audio, and video if anyone gets aggressive with it.

Even if I don't get arrested, filming outside of the bathroom should definitely not be a problem. If not audio recording of my surroundings would be good.

I would clearly be packing heat and have tall beefy guys as my backup in case someone wants to get froggy and hatecrime me. They could also record inside the bathroom if anyone decides to put hands on me.

Besides the obvious dangers to my person, is there any adverse consequences I should worry about?

If it actually makes it to court, I would just want it to to point out how ineffectual and asinine this law is. Plus, I feel like I can coax a into arresting me over it.

I do have my legal ID as Female, which could be held against me. In any case, I feel like something like this could definitely make some waves.

Any thoughts or opinions?

Edit: OK. So I think doing this without the goal of being arrested might be a better idea. Thanks for the input everyone!

Or this guy, who hates makeup, dresses or anything feminine in general. But he's totally a woman, because...he says he is?

Butch transfemme Vibes /Archive

Any other Butch Trans women out there? How yall be like?

Dresses make me uncomfortable, makeup, and most girly shit just bothers me. Decided I was trans before Non Binary was a thing I knew about, and I've considered the idea that I might be Non Binary or even Gender Fluid, but ... not really. I firmly prefer she/her pronouns AND Estrogen, I just don't exactly pine for femininity. I hate body hair, but that's about it. I've always most strongly identified with other butch-type women. I remember being a little kid, watching Bubble Gum Crisis in Tokyo: 2040, and the episode where they make Priss wear a dress, because she lost a bet. The look on her face was just ... Yeah - that's me as fuck.

I definitely don't pass and probably never will. I can make my voice sound effeminate but it strains after awhile and its definitely not my default/practiced tone. I still need a lot of work but even after/if/when I get it, I probably still won't pass and the older I get the less I give a shit, frankly.

Anybody else?

He loves action movies. Such a tomboy!

Meanwhile, here's a pooner talking about her totally manly poetry and how her friend keeps misgendering her by inviting her to women's events! She literally can't even!

Friend CONSTANTLY misgendering me

I made a new friend recently at a poetry event where I was literally reading a poem I wrote about being trans and she just cannot seem to stop misgendering me. Tonight we went out for some drinks and she kept taking my phone to make stories for Instagram and before hitting post I had to be like “yeh you can’t put that up you misgendered me like 5 times” and she would apologise profusely but it still kept happening. At this stage it’s very clear she does not see me as male. She also keeps inviting me to women’s events and I’m like well…. I’m not a woman… so I can’t go to that and she’s like “oh shit sorry I forgot” Like I’m completely okay with friends slipping up sometimes, especially ones that knew me before I came out as trans.. but idk, my dysphoria kinda goes through the roof when I’m with her.

This little pooner flushed her packer!

I FLUSHED MY PACKER AT WORK / Archive

So I'm at work, and naturally had to use the restroom. When I was done, I flushed the toilet, and as I pulled my underwear up, my packer fell out of my boxer briefs and into said toilet.. which was still mid flush. On reaction, I shoved my hand deep into the toilet, effectively soaking my button up shirt up to my elbow, splashing toilet water all over the toilet/floor/me, and barely felt my cock brush the tips of my fingers before it was sucked into oblivion.
Now I'm kinda freaking out not only will I be dickless and dysphoric for the next few weeks until I get paid.. but what if it clogs a pipe I know this is an irrational thought, but what if my job then links my dick back to me I'm the only trans guy who works for this company. Anyway.. Hopefully it makes it to the sewer, but if not and they do actually find it.. Fingers crossed that they just think a kinky fucker brought a dildo to work and tried to get rid of the evidence.
Has anyone had this happen before?? Or am I all alone in my flushed, cockless embarrassment?
UPDATE: I was in fact wearing packing underwear with a pouch

Maybe she can replace it with the seemingly endless amounts of crocheted packers our manly doods make:

I crocheted a packer for myself!

If anything, trannies have convinced me that men and women are fundamentally different on the most basic of levels.

 

[Procopius]

Remember, it's totally acceptable to change the meaning of "woman" to include "men wearing dresses."

Can't we just expand the definition of "nonce" instead and put them in there.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Can we talk about how frustrating transgender porn is? / Archive
I wish there was porn of trans people without being filled with slurs and harmful stereotypes / Archive

“I like watching people degrade themselves on camera, but I just wish they weren’t so mean about it!”