Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 19.0%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 90 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 16.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 121 36.4%

  • Total voters
    332
I've seen some disgusting cows on this site but I'm more disgusted by any man who pretends to be virtuous and puts on a convincing facade of normalcy while his children are covered in filth and drugs. He deserves to be in the light of the camuras.

We will have our episode of Boston legal damit
I wish CourtTV was still a thing. Now, I don't think it exists and would play reality shows if it does or did.
Oh I lived for that shit man. It used to be the reason to own cable. 24-7 cops and crooks stuff from all shapes to all sizes. Grainy footage gun fights. Drunken idiots falling from vents into the liquor store wine. Real Court cases.

Those were the days....
 
Coke withdrawal isn't that bad. You'll be sore and pissy and think the solution to all of your problems will be more blow for a week or two, but I'm honestly not sure if he was just doing cocaine or not. If he was dabbling with opioids or street benzos to sleep when he came down, the withdrawal from those can literally kill you. Look at Peterson, having to be put in some sketchy Russian coma therapy to kick his xanny habit. Same as drinking. I seriously doubt he's stopped drinking, and has seemed at least a little shoshed in clips from his recent streams I've caught.

According to Aaron, Kayla has a perscription benzos which she uses to blot out the world on a regular basis. I can't imagine her not sharing those with Nick.
 
He can rebel and ACK!ACK!ACK! all he wants on his self proclaimed victories. For I am a patient man and will gracefully wait for the eventual content. The Monty lawsuit took a long time, as most lawsuits do, and that gave us the coke stream. Just imagine the subsequent kino content whenever his current court proceedings start imploding. I can afford to be patient, for I know that Balldo's hubris and smugness will inevitably cause his downfall.
 
He can rebel and ACK!ACK!ACK! all he wants on his self proclaimed victories. For I am a patient man and will gracefully wait for the eventual content. The Monty lawsuit took a long time, as most lawsuits do, and that gave us the coke stream. Just imagine the subsequent kino content whenever his current court proceedings start imploding. I can afford to be patient, for I knoe that Balldo's hubris ans smugness will inevitably cause his downfall.
Dollars to donuts says that happens tonight, either just from pure raw seething and copium or mixed with booze/crack/coke/ketamine/krokodil/etc.
 
I'm not a voluntary member of the site, the government made this account and made me post on it, I was told if I didn't then the government would plant cocaine in famous streamers Nick Rekieta's house and make his child snort it. I didn't believe them, but then they did just that!
Good to see more people speaking up.
 
Just to remind everyone: sending him superchats does nothing and no matter how funny you think it is your money is better spent elsewhere. It's way funnier when he receives no superchats.
You don't give money to homeless people anymore because of the extremely high probability it will go to drugs, so why would you give Rekieta your money?

I quite literally wouldn't give him a goo encrusted dime.
 
He was only even allowed to be here to be mocked in his own halal thread anyway.
Again, somebody pointed out Tommy Tooter had an account here, and even an entire subforum. If memory serves, he admitted to fucking a dog and two underage girls.

Logic behind him being permitted to post here is that some people felt it was fun to bully the cow if they're stupid enough to post here. As Tommy was. Plus, I imagine Sneasel would have had a cow if Tommy were ever banned.

If I'm being honest, there's a solid argument that convicted pedos should be perma yeeted straight outta here upon them being discovered as such. That's a decision above my pay grade though, and I think discussing it in this thread just plays into the gay shit Nick is trying to pull.
 
I doubt Rackets is getting test kits, and was just snorting whatever his dealer passed him.
I don't see them in the evidence list, but I looked at Officer Pomplun's handwritten version, so...

We were always considered a family friendly forum, sanitized for all public...
Just a reminder that Kiwi Farms is Safe For Work
faggot nigger kike

As to our recent profile change, I felt like I was waiting for the rest of the joke to drop...
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...lmao!
 
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