Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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How many pushups can Juju do?

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Guntkvd said:
The biggest problem is that vito still exists.
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No, that's just *A* problem.

If Vito got hit by a truck while crossing the street tomorrow, Dick would replace him in short order with some other idiot. And I do emphasize idiot, because he wouldn't want his co-host to be smarter than him. Said new idiot might even be more gross than Vito.

The biggest problem is Dick exists. If he ceased to exist, so many other problems would cease to exist, or manifest in the first place. Vito, for example, would be an obscure footnote on the Internet now, if not for Dick.
 
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Captain Manning said:
No, that's just *A* problem.

If Vito got hit by a truck while crossing the street tomorrow, Dick would replace him in short order with some other idiot. And I do emphasize idiot, because he wouldn't want his co-host to be smarter than him. Said new idiot might even be more gross than Vito.

The biggest problem is Dick exists. If he ceased to exist, so many other problems would cease to exist, or manifest in the first place. Vito, for example, would be an obscure footnote on the Internet now, if not for Dick.
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The problem is that Dax "Juju the Pegged Cow" Herrera does not look for the kind fools of the world but rather the first retard that crosses his path with the unfortunate tendency to zero-in on the pedos while having no self-awareness about it.
 
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Captain Manning said:
If Vito got hit by a truck while crossing the street tomorrow, Dick would replace him in short order with some other idiot. And I do emphasize idiot, because he wouldn't want his co-host to be smarter than him. Said new idiot might even be more gross than Vito.
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If Vito was walking through an airport handcuffed by police after being caught and was shot point blank in the head and his brain matter decorated the airport walls. Dick would replace him in a matter of minutes, spend about 5 minutes and laugh at him.

Dick wouldn’t ever help fund any funeral arrangements for Vito’s family. He will however use the death to engagement farm on Xitter.
 
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Pill Cosby said:
If Vito was walking through an airport handcuffed by police after being caught and was shot point blank in the head and his brain matter decorated the airport walls. Dick would replace him in a matter of minutes, spend about 5 minutes and laugh at him.

Dick wouldn’t ever help fund any funeral arrangements for Vito’s family. He will however use the death to engagement farm on Xitter.
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And somehow it would be Eric 's fault. TDS cannot get a sunburn without blaming him.
 
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Incecticyder said:
The problem is that Dax "Juju the Pegged Cow" Herrera does not look for the kind fools of the world but rather the first retard that crosses his path with the unfortunate tendency to zero-in on the pedos while having no self-awareness about it.
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Does that make Daxipad attracted to people who are attracted to children? Is there a term for this?
 
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Reminder that Dax "JuJu" Herrera thinks its ok to fuck 15 year old girls, if this guy was his butt buddy you already know he'd be making excuses.
 
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Captain Manning said:
Your mistake is in presuming Dax needs a legitimate or rational reason to shit on Maddox. Maddox could sneeze. Dax will shit on him for it.
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Considering that Juju bitched about Eric July helping charity and flat out said that he doesn't care if he was wrong about it all should be telling. This guy is a fucking faggot that never lived past high school and time will bring consequences.
 
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AltisticRight said:
This guy is a fucking faggot that never lived past high school and time will bring consequences.
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Try saying that to the Homecoming Kings little face. Would a faggot dress up as a cow and get fucked in the ass? Would a faggot let his wife and girlfriend peg him? Would a faggot offer to suck off some dude at burning man?

If you answered yes to any of those questions then you are in fact wrong! Stalker child.
 
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What do you call a provocateur at the end of their life?
you can only say "heh heh heh women bad" for so long. we are at the point where his is fucking with veterans and nobody cares. kinda like how shoenice eventually stopped being entertaining because the psychos that liked to watch him eat actual poison had already seen him eat everything.
Short of adopting his cohosts views and becoming an open "nonoffending pedophile" I cant see a real future for him tbh
 
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Punished Brent said:
I cant see a real future for him tbh
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Daxipad's future is probably suicide like Ralph. He has nothing to live for except vain efforts to increase dopamine hits via drugs and xitter sperging.

I hope he doesn't do it, but it's looking grim for him: declining personal relevance, stagnating show, no wife, no children, old bungalow, pervert friends.
 
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Blacked2AutisticBoogaloo said:
dick looks as if a swedish meatball wore a weird al wig. what is he pondering, how much more shoeshine he needs to rub on his forehead to keep it blindingly shiny? If the tallyban beheaded him, they'd be set for a great night of halal bowling .
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The ending to the Dick Masterson movie is Eric July bowling with the Taliban while don’t stop believing plays in the background
 
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