Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 52 16.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.4%

  • Total voters
    319
He claimed he's grateful that those keedz are back with him, yet this will be his second stream of the week and would have been the third if he didn't drop out of the Coomalot stream for optical reasons.
Yet another Balldo Maneuver where he's either a piece of shit because he's celebrating "muh keeds" being back by copestreaming for hours two nights in a row (after previously barely streaming at all), or he's a piece of shit because he's lying (again).
So kids were saying they're hungry because kids are always hungry and say that even when being picky, clothes in the house is just all the hand me downs from the older kids they had clean clothes.
You just don't understand what it's like to be rich. ALL rich people live in filthy, squalid drug dens lying around in bed having disgusting orgies all day while their kids starve.
 
Yet another Balldo Maneuver where he's either a piece of shit because he's celebrating "muh keeds" being back by copestreaming for hours two nights in a row (after previously barely streaming at all), or he's a piece of shit because he's lying (again).
The best part is he's being sued for defamation and that attorney is writing down all the shit he should have learned not to do.
 
Apparently, Bob Rekieta has been visited by Robin the attractive Canadian and met with Nick and Kayla's former swinging buddy Aaron Imholte in addition to superchatting to Nick and Kayla during their Hedonism II trip, either just to jokingly remind them that he is watching or... because he enjoys having some proximity while his son is being "cucked"?

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Btw, Robin lives in Canada but is from London, England, according to him.
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"See! This guy had a Kiwi Farms account! Kiwi Farms harbors pedos!"
"..and then Josh tried to turn it on my by saying that he was a member of my Locals. He didn't even pay any money!"

This two-faced fork-tongue goblin and his Mars Attacks! Man-cow are absolutely insufferable. I have no idea how I used to watch this.
 
Not even watching, but what is with Rekieta and "myopia" or "myopic"? He is saying it just about every other sentence for the last couple streams, including trying to shoehorn it into sentences where it barely makes any sense. Did he learn a new word recently?
Drug induced brain damage. He's just forgotten he already said it a dozen times, like the ASCAS superchat.
 
I just checked and it's at 1500. Strangely his previous stream was at 2.1k peak iirc. There's a segment of his hardcore fanbase that can't even stand dick masterson. Between the sovcit pedos and the winemoms, I can take a guess to which, but I could be wrong.
This is one of the reasons i wish i got over my hate of sql and did a proper backend for the logs. Dax is hated by the rumble audience. One of the main reasons is Nick is so infatuated with Dax he ignores the chat even more than he normally does.

I am sure the stream will go until 6am and he'll get more but as it sits now. He got 3 $1 chats so far.
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Rant Total: $ 3
Rant Count: 3
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chat Count: 694
Viewer Count: 1189
Status: 200 OK
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That would make everything Nick has said on stream technically true (which is something he values a lot) while still making him guilty of exposing his 9-year-old to the coke we know ended up in her hair.
Not really. Bill Clinton lost his law license for shit considerably less sleazy.
Is the Barneswalker just that stupid and incompetent that he didn't check the dates on the emails or is he deliberately misleading the court?
Yes.
 
God, Nick really is just assimilating the traits of other lolcows. This is a classic Ralphamale W (where Ralph celebrates something minor or believes his enemies destroyed) that will turn into a standard Ralphamale L.

He’s when in the phase of gloating with Dick Masterson despite Dick constantly negging him and giving him backhanded compliments. Dick isn’t your friend stupid, he’s a malicious parasite.
 
Not really. Bill Clinton lost his law license for shit considerably less sleazy.
"Technically true" doesn't mean "right." Nick is still busy digging for magic incantations that make him technically correct to defend himself rather than actually dealing with the truth. Interestingly, it does appear that the child's test results will become impeachment evidence given these admissions. The government may not have a theory for how the child got exposed, but they have damn solid evidence that Nick was lying that they didn't get exposed in his care.
 
What expertise does Dax bring to Nick's show? He's not a lawyer. He does have experience in drug abuse and anal reception of a dildo while wearing a cow costume. Not the skillset I would call upon for a legal analysis stream.
Being the idol to which Nick has sacrificed his once-perfect life.
 
So the cope is that there is a pedophile on this website? That's the justification to not have trials recorded?
Pretty much.

And even if Nick can somehow pull a w out of his wet brained ass and not have the trial livestreamed, we'll still have observers and the trial transcripts. Keep in mind Nick Bate's trial wasn't livestreamed but a couple of Kiwis with notepads were able to give us a good idea of what was happening in that courtroom. Rekeita's deluding himself if he thinks there's a piece of testimony in that trial we won't find out about.
 
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