Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Owlbear]

Both the information and belief were wrong.

Is the Barneswalker just that stupid and incompetent that he didn't check the dates on the emails or is he deliberately misleading the court?

I know very little about law, but my lawyer uses "on information and belief" to mean something along the lines of "I'm spitballing and this is likely partly wrong but it's all I have." It seems to be a bit of a magic incantation for "about 10% certain" the way "preponderance of the evidence" means "50/50." I have no idea how the Barneswalker got to 10% certainty when he should know that his statements are false for myriad reasons.

Also that's our second accusation that everyone here is a pedophile. And for some reason we're also all poor...

 

[BradolfPittler]

So the cope is that there is a pedophile on this website? That's the justification to not have trials recorded?

 

[anionfarflung]

Yeah, he learned a new word. Now everything is due to "myopia".

I'm not sure about the efficacy of his employing this strategy. Maybe it would work on people from Tupelo, Mississippi.

 

[florida_cat_enjoyer]

So the cope is that there is a pedophile on this website? That's the justification to not have trials recorded?

Not only that, but apparently KF is HARBORING pedophiles.

 

[Can of Spam]

Aren't you supposed to STFU about ongoing legal cases?

I'm no legal scholar, but I think it's an excellent strategy to base your legal maneuvering based on randos on the Internet laughing or not.

If we might laugh about it, Nick must address it. That's the strategy for the case.

It's fucking great.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Honestly, I hope Josh gets cucked and MPR gets the bodycam footage first, and drops it during a balldo stream. It is funnier that way.

That's a good ending because not only do we get the bodycam footage, but a local charity gets 6000 dollars!

 

[BigUUUU]

Juju the Cow (The Man Who Gets Fucked In The Ass While Dressed Like A Cow) is trying so hard to be clever and failing…well, I guess its kind of funny how unfunny he is despite trying so hard to make anyone besides himself laugh

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

Aren't you supposed to STFU about ongoing legal cases?

Way to tip your hand, Nick.

Have you follow the Montagraph case ? He went out of his way not to shut up and repeatedly kept calling him a pedo while the case was still in appeal.

 

[Meat Target]

You don't read this thread much, do you?

I'm mostly a Feature tourist.

 

[demicolon]

How can the court accept a document with such atrocious signature?
It must be DENIED.

Accept she/her pronouns, Jeshi Mon, and it will all be forgiven.

 

[Journoscum]

Juju the Cow (The Man Who Gets Fucked In The Ass While Dressed Like A Cow) is trying so hard to be clever and failing…well, I guess its kind of funny how unfunny he is despite trying so hard to make anyone besides himself laugh

Every time he tries to be funny, it's amazing how witless he is. That Dick roast stream is just proof of his mediocrity.

 

[dustnight]

Now he's doubling down on his ignorance of hashing this whole stream is crazy

 

[The Un-Clit]

Honestly if you are anything like me, you probably tuned out 1.5 years ago when he started doing constant drunk streams starting with 2 hours of superchat toasts to dead parents and pets. It's actually been a pretty slow decline, but he was always fake in retrospect. His guests were always better than him. I think it just feels fast because the end has been a high speed train collision

Know what, you're dead right. It's been at least a year since I actively watched him stream now that I think about it. I just kept a good opinion of him longer even though I had tuned him out mostly due to how boring the streams became.

 

[Imperial Citizen]

Wait, why is Nick so eager to believe that the CP was in the guy’s hard drive and wasn’t planted by the government?

Shouldn’t he be skeptical of government claims because it’s one of the most humiliating things to go through?

 

[#1 Hot Sauce of Kiwi Farm]

So one retard joins a site and act like a retard so we are all guilty of being pedos. Keep it up Nick that sure worked well for you the last time. It's an internet forum that hosts all kinds of topics. Not everyone knows everyone I am confident that maybe five percent of Kiwifarms users knew about the guy. It's a public forum anyone can join Nick.

 

[Neil]

So the cope is that there is a pedophile on this website? That's the justification to not have trials recorded?

Nick's entire attempt to cover this case is up is to pull the MUH KIEEEDZ!! card to try and squeeze any bit of sympathy he can out of the judge.

He got extremely lucky that some unknown schizoid pedofaggot joined an online forum that's free for literally anyone to sign up for decided to send in a request because that allows Nick to muddy the waters and tar everyone interested in seeing the disheveled state of his home and proof of him and his friends' assertions that the cops planted a full fucking ounce of coke in his home as pedophiles. He already tried to spin the story that way when he sent Null some shower texts implying that some supposed "loli avatars" on the site had an interest in seeing where his kids sleep, because Nick Rekieta is a dishonest rat bastard and has always been.

See, Nick Rekieta's mind only works under the assumption that everyone else is thinking like a judge or a lawyer. He lives in a world of implication and water muddying that ultimately never forces him to wholeheartedly stand behind any of his statements, because in his mind, they're all hypotheticals with no definitive answer (except for the one he hopes you have in your head due to his amazing wordsmithing).

 

[Owlbear]

Now he's doubling down on his ignorance of hashing this whole stream is crazy

Yeah, Facebook and Google actually have to build their CP filters. The government doesn't provide one. Null talking about doing the same project somehow makes him a pedo in Nick's eyes.

 

[BigUUUU]

Repel any and all criticism with this one simple trick!
“Mm, sweaty…that’s your myopia of poverty speaking”

 

[florida_cat_enjoyer]

Are they insinuating that Null and KF have CP? Why is he spending so much time on this?

 

[Gorton Colu]

I can only hope that Daxipad and perhaps Cokeita go on some stream or show as guests and get ambushed and crushed by a PPP surprise guest appearance.

These two queers can only exist in their safe space circle jerks. Any high energy push back and they fold.