Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack can't stop getting Elon's cock out of his mouth



At least when Movieblob commented about a similar spread, he had an inkling of self-awareness he'd eat this. Jack probably eats shit like this regularly when the camera is off.



Jack on politics



Jack does Math

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

What does she look like now?

I watched the wedding video and was disgusted. Everyone, including the father of the groom, was dressed like they were at 49 cent beer night at the VFW.

It was so bad that I think everyone needs a reminder. Jack looks like human bowling ball.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

At least when Movieblob commented about a similar spread, he had an inkling of self-awareness he'd eat this. Jack probably eats shit like this regularly when the camera is off.

Maybe its a wish, not a statement. He devours the wendys quadruple baconator, begging god to finally stop his heart. It slows as the solid, unchewed hunks of bacon and beef make their way directly into his arteries, but the spirit of the wendigo takes over. Ghostly hands reaching into his chest to pump it manually, restoring its functionality.

 

[Super Hans v2]

Jack does Math

Jack actually has that right, it's X x X+1 = Y.

Guaranteed it took him all 10 hours to figure it out.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack actually has that right, it's X x X+1 = Y.

Guaranteed it took him all 10 hours to figure it out.

Or read a twitter reply and copied the answer

 

[Tiresome]

Jack actually has that right, it's X x X+1 = Y.

Guaranteed it took him all 10 hours to figure it out.

He's far too stupid, he simply googled the answer.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Although personally I think it's due to her realizing she's just a beard to her faggot pedophile husband.

Jack Jr. is a pedophile? Jeez, I have a lot of catching up to do.

Jack actually has that right, it's X x X+1 = Y.

Guaranteed it took him all 10 hours to figure it out.

It could be either 12 or 18 (don’t want to derail the thread but look at the replies to the tweet for confirmation). Jack is still a retard.

 

[p1138]

Jack Jr. is a pedophile? Jeez, I have a lot of catching up to do.

Before his current couple years stint of screaming gamer words while playing CoD, and attempting to be a twitch streamer, he was constantly posting about how he was doing activities with whatever youth groups at the stupid megachurch which generally involved hanging around with boys aged 12-15, while having no kids of his own and thus no reason to be participating in such a thing.

Swap the scenario to a public school. Why would a childless man, who isn't even taking the place of a parent for a younger brother/cousin/nephew/whatever, even be allowed to just randomly show up as a volunteer for activities involving the kids? They wouldn't, because that's some shit a predator would do.

Instead of kicking of his career, he fucking abandoned it to work at a damned 7-11, then moving boxes at a warehouse for some non profit. There's been significant spans of time where his wife is actually out and about wit Fatty and Tammy more than Jr(kinda fucking weird). He doesn't spend any time assisting his disabled father and leaves that entirely to Tammy(seen him do this on video) and weirdly his wife. The grown ass man has no life of his own, but again, wants to hang out with children. That's a bigger red flag than you'd see flying over Tiananmen Square.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

youth groups at the stupid megachurch

From what I’ve seen, youth groups at churches seem to be the catch-all gutter for all people under the age of 25. I’m not saying they’re NOT crawling with kid touchers; just that it wouldn’t be out of the ordinary for a childless young adult to be heavily involved with a church youth group. Is that the sum total evidence that Jack Jr. is a pedophile?

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

I wish I knew who this guy was. If Rackets goes to prison for awhile, and Dickers finally fucks off I'll need more lolcows to watch.

You can also find more information about Jack and the extended Scalfaniverse on the Cooking with Jack wiki

 

[p1138]

From what I’ve seen, youth groups at churches seem to be the catch-all gutter for all people under the age of 25. I’m not saying they’re NOT crawling with kid touchers; just that it wouldn’t be out of the ordinary for a childless young adult to be heavily involved with a church youth group. Is that the sum total evidence that Jack Jr. is a pedophile?

It's not young adults or general youth groups that would include people in their early 20s. It's kids, and anywhere else that shit would be called out as behavior of a predator.

Do we need to get into discussions about churches and pedos as if that's some sort of rarity?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Do we need to get into discussions about churches and pedos as if that's some sort of rarity?

I didn’t ask about churches and pedos; I asked if there’s any credible evidence that Jack Jr. is a pedophile. The owner of the site is kind of a stickler about having something to back up such allegations, as well he should be. You can just say “No that’s it” if that’s all you’re going on. Or show me more if there is more. I’m not emotionally invested in the answer, but you sure seem to be.

 

[p1138]

I didn’t ask about churches and pedos; I asked if there’s any credible evidence that Jack Jr. is a pedophile. The owner of the site is kind of a stickler about having something to back up such allegations, as well he should be. You can just say “No that’s it” if that’s all you’re going on. Or show me more if there is more. I’m not emotionally invested in the answer, but you sure seem to be.

And I told you, that a grown man hanging around a bunch of 12-15 year olds is the behavior of a predator. You can either accept that it's the behavior of a predator, or what... defend him? I don't care. Take the information for what you will. No, I'm not going to do your work for you and continue digging through the thread just to bring shit up you could find on your own. You keep asking shit, and don't seem interested in searching or reading but enjoy having everyone else re-post old crap for your convenience.

You also claim that I seem to be emotionally invested, yet you're not but you want to try and nitpick and make demands that people provide evidence for you as if you're some judge or attorney in a courtroom. Do your own reading.

Child fuckers and wannabe child fuckers behave like child fuckers.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Found some fun images and exchanges when I went down the Jack rabbit hole, including more buckling of the siding on their brand new house — this time on the front:





I assume the lump on the left is Garrett, the son he almost choked to death?



Imagine being so fat that you take up more space than the entire step and repeat.



I’m sure the wedding photo is not new to thread regulars, but what I’m wondering is whether the guy on the left is Tammy’s father. Her mother looks at least 30 years older than him.

Jack’s social media posts are all on the same theme: You’re all retarded sheeple, but Jack has it all figured out. He doesn’t handle it well when informed that he doesn’t know what he’s talking about.







Notice Jack never acknowledges those who know what the fuck they’re talking about, let alone thanks them for serving him some much needed clues.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

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Notice Jack never acknowledges those who know what the fuck they’re talking about, let alone thanks them for serving him some much needed clues.

Not only does he not acknowledge when he gets proven wrong, he also handles it like a chump and seethes about it. If he gets his ass handed to him he usually does one of two things: He either nukes the entire post along with all the comments and pretends it never happened or he gets so butthurt that he nukes the post and then posts a retarded bitmoji post saying that a true friend would message him privately to correct him rather than doing so publicly on his post. That's right, fatass wants you to DM him just to tell him that he is an ignorant retard .

 

[Seymour Duncan]

I assume the lump on the left is Garrett, the son he almost choked to death?

Yeah, after getting kicked out and going through some tougher times he made dudeweedlmao into his career (those clothing choices are a part of his "branding") and apparently got fairly successful doing that? His weight has been yo-yoing around, he lost quite a bit of blubber at some point but then proceeded to thicken up again.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Yeah, after getting kicked out and going through some tougher times he made dudeweedlmao into his career (those clothing choices are a part of his "branding") and apparently got fairly successful doing that? His weight has been yo-yoing around, he lost quite a bit of blubber at some point but then proceeded to thicken up again.

Garret is half Jewish on his mom’s side. He is therefore a Jew.

Jack’s ex wife, Karen, is Jewish.

 

[biggacracka]

Garret is half Jewish on his mom’s side. He is therefore a Jew.

Jack’s ex wife, Karen, is Jewish.

Is that why he's financially successful?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Jack does Math

You mean meth.

And anybody with even a basic knowledge of math can see the pattern immediately. How the fuck can this mongoloid get 12 from that? Oh right. He's a retard. Stupid me for asking.

It was so bad that I think everyone needs a reminder. Jack looks like human bowling ball.

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The absolute trashiest wedding I have ever seen. Fucking jeans on the groom and groomsmen and on Fatty himself.

Jack actually has that right, it's X x X+1 = Y.

Guaranteed it took him all 10 hours to figure it out.

You must have gone to public school and failed math because that doesn't even fit any of them.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

You mean meth.

And anybody with even a basic knowledge of math can see the pattern immediately. How the fuck can this mongoloid get 12 from that? Oh right. He's a retard. Stupid me for asking.


You must have gone to public school and failed math because that doesn't even fit any of them.

It is N * (N+1) though
9 = 90: N = 9, so 9 * (9+1) = 90
8 = 72: N = 8, so 8 * (8+1) = 72
7 = 56, 7 * (7+1) = 56
6 = 42, 6 * (6+1) = 42
3 = 12, because 3 * (3+1) = 12

18 could also work if you go by: (11 - row#) * N
row = 1: 9*(11-1) = 90
row = 2: 8*(11-2) = 72
row = 3: 7*(11-3) = 56
row = 4: 6*(11-4) = 42
row = 5: 3*(11-5) = 18

I am guessing they meant the former though. It's a math question for probably middle schoolers either way though.