Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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Gorton Colu said:
Daxipad's future is probably suicide like Ralph. He has nothing to live for except vain efforts to increase dopamine hits via drugs and xitter sperging.

I hope he doesn't do it, but it's looking grim for him: declining personal relevance, stagnating show, no wife, no children, old bungalow, pervert friends.
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God forbid Dax ever reproduces, but imagine that face beet red every time a teacher asks, "Are you little Timmy's grandpa?"
 
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Guntkvd said:
Sneak peek for Juju and Stuttering John farted show crossover. For some reason, Karl and Juju forgot to put any jokes in.
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i fuckin hate how boring Karl has become. On paper, he has like 3 shows with awesome, near endless material to make comedy from

Now it's just stuttering John and a poor emulation of the lovechild of cumbia and dax

Imagine paying money to hear
😡 "Women are dumb"
🤓 "That reminds me of john"
😡"Ack ack ack"
🤓*Sound of a hyena being raped*
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mfalkner said:
i fuckin hate how boring Karl has become. On paper, he has like 3 shows with awesome, near endless material to make comedy from

Now it's just stuttering John and a poor emulation of the lovechild of cumbia and dax

Imagine paying money to hear
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Everything that Juju involves in will end up a disaster, much like his fetish of getting pegged and being a faggot towards Balldo. I have seen better showrunners than whatever this nobody does in paper. A good show does not need to repeat the same shit over again with the overused humor like this. This has no soul, no juice and no passion; much like Juju's degeneracy and career.
 
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Gorton Colu said:
Imagine fanboying someone near your own age. First, Daxipad and Maddox. Now Cokeita and Karl and Daxipad.
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Every Dax/Juju fan is exactly the same. They are all mifddle aged faggots looking for a E-daddy to replace Howard stern or Opie and Anthony. They are trapped in their littl corner of theInternet, the same way trannies and fags cling to each other. Juju is rapidly bleeding fans, leaving him with only the biggest fattest retards and pay pigs. This is exactly what happened with Howard Sternbergs.and Opie and Anthony.
 
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Gorton Colu said:
Daxipad is incredibly boring. Truly a middle aged man with nothing going for him.
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I think that's his strongest defense mechanism, no one really fucks with him or alogs him long term because he's so fucking boring that watching him is painful and people just move on. Ralph is unironically vastly more entertaining but doesn't have the knowledge to fake a patreon and astroturf his internet presence like a certain haggard looking beyond middle age wrinkly Mexican who likes to dress as a cow and get fucked in the ass.
 
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4Leafuser said:
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Reminder that Dax "JuJu" Herrera thinks it’s ok to fuck 15 year old girls, if this guy was his butt buddy you already know he'd be making excuses.
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Remember kids, everything is justified in your endless pursuit of Hollywood relevance.
StMaryPiper said:
The ending to the Dick Masterson movie is Eric July bowling with the Taliban while don’t stop believing plays in the background
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I still don’t know why he A-Logs Eric July so hard. At least Maddox was an unfunny sperg. Eric July is just a dude making a comic.
 
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Tiny Chinaman said:
Every Dax/Juju fan is exactly the same. They are all mifddle aged faggots looking for a E-daddy to replace Howard stern or Opie and Anthony. They are trapped in their littl corner of theInternet, the same way trannies and fags cling to each other. Juju is rapidly bleeding fans, leaving him with only the biggest fattest retards and pay pigs. This is exactly what happened with Howard Sternbergs.and Opie and Anthony.
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Most Maddax fans are terminally online losers half his age who never get invited to parties and of course never get laid. To them, Maddax is the cool uncle who does drugs, fucks hot bitches, and gets paid six figures in Los Angeles to do it. If you’ve had the opportunity to see who used to go to his live shows, they were universally pathetic and those were the guys who had the balls to touch grass and go to them. His base consists of guys like Crippled Jesus who spend tugboat money to get access to their various “exclusive” discord channels.
 
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