Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Father Balldo]

And I don't think anyone here wanted him to go to jail.

I do. I want him to go to jail. Preferably the state penitentiary.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

And someone thinks it's time to unravel the balldoverse.

 

[Peace Through Power]

Has he ever drank wine? Even once? He's a hardcore boozer.

maybe once

 

[LimeRikki]

maybe once
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Do you think we'll still see this same mess there when the body cam footage comes out? Or will it be buried under all the clothes? Even though this was a while ago, given what we know now, I'm not terribly inclined to believe that this toy mess ever got cleaned up.

 

[Kheapathic]

I maintain I'm straight and I don't watch gay porn; but this was two hours of two 40+ aged men sucking each other off.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

O god, dolls are a pain in the ass to clean. Imagine the kids stinking from not bathing and dirty clothes touching these dolls for the past few weeks before they got CPSd. I can't imagine Nick actually being diligent enough to include these dolls in the house cleaning 'process'. I imagine they're all just piled up in a corner, stinking and dirty.

Yeesh.

 

[Peace Through Power]

Do you think we'll still see this same mess there when the body cam footage comes out? Or will it be buried under all the clothes? Even though this was a while ago, given what we know now, I'm not terribly inclined to believe that this toy mess ever got cleaned up.

The mess will be there under like five layers of clothes. The whole place will be like an archeological digsite. There will be a handcrafted set of knives in one of the layers too.

I maintain I'm straight and I don't watch gay porn; but this was two hours of two 40+ aged men sucking each other off.

A lot of people didn't want to watch it either as it turns out. People are more interested in Sean and Null

 

[Vesperus]

Grape Drink and Everclear counts as wine, Purple Drank even. He's from the ghetto man

No, no, the Everclear was used as a cleaner/solvent.
THAT'S why he bought a crate of it. And a chamois leather. And also a quart of grape juice to stay hydrated whilst cleaning, your honor.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Oh God, he’s doing the Kamala Harris “You’re Weird!!!” attack maneuver

nick rekeita has transitioned into his final form, a gay wine aunt

 

[Pagan Min]

Hey, Nick -- while you're taking time out of your seething session to read your thread, how 'bout you look up The Streisand Effect? Because you're causing it to happen to yourself, idiot... LOL

 

[Father Balldo]

nick rekeita has transitioned into his final form, a gay wine aunt

"I will be us." wasn't just referring to his aggressively monogamous wife, but to everything in the world of Balldo. Dax, Vito, Ralph, Locals wine aunts, Mandy.

Nickietachu is Legion.

 

[Kazukifaen]

I'm gonna be real here. Lowtax was a better father than Rekieta.

Sadly, the majority of internet daddies are scum

This is the reason we "love internet daddies"

 

[genericwhitemale]

I maintain I'm straight and I don't watch gay porn; but this was two hours of two 40+ aged men sucking each other off.

Thank you for your bravery. I would rather listen to 10 hours of nails on a chalkboard than sit through that stream of Daxipad and Cokeita for 10 minutes.

 

[AIM Henchman]

When Nick brings up "protecting his kids" my mind immediately goes to the Sophie Long case,. During his coverage he:

-read letters and filings related to the sexual exploitation of a minor child
-interviews the father, who was speaking in defiance of a court order
-claims to have had direct communication with the minor daughter

By his standards of proof, Nick has a clear sexual interest in underage girls and was likely getting his jollies over this girl being gangraped by her mom's boyfriend and Co

I know this is not the only case involving minor children he covered, it's just the most egregious given his current stance.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

In an alternate universe we get the bodycam because Live PD was never cancelled over St. Floyd and the Balldoverse Collapse just so happened to be when they were filming in Kandiyohi County for a new season.

In another world...

It was rebooted in 2022 under a new name though it's on a "movie" channel (that also airs many hours of Cops reruns) whose ratings it immediately boosted 300%:

https://www.reelz.com/show/on-patrol-live/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_Patrol:_Live

 

[John Andrews Stan]

maybe once
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This was the picture that sprang to mind when Nick started sperging about how Josh’s life is “not normal.”

On a related note, I was speaking to a friend tonight about Nick and how his obsession with Josh and Kiwi Farms is the kind of behavior it’s really bizarre to witness from a man. The friend (who met Nick and Kayla at the Mar-a-Lago party) reminded me that seeking attention online the way Nick has done for years — including subjecting people interested in legal commentary to unsolicited information about his sex life, his wife’s body and his adventures in drug experimentation — is extremely womanly behavior in the first place.

I usually get mad when people derail a thread by saying “Troon arc when?” and I’m not trying to do that now. But let’s just say Nick seems like he was definitely born in the wrong body.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

When Nick brings up "protecting his kids" my mind immediately goes to the Sophie Long case,. During his coverage he:

-read letters and filings related to the sexual exploitation of a minor child
-interviews the father, who was speaking in defiance of a court order
-claims to have had direct communication with the minor daughter

By his standards of proof, Nick has a clear sexual interest in underage girls and was likely getting his jollies over this girl being gangraped by her mom's boyfriend and Co

I know this is not the only case involving minor children he covered, it's just the most egregious given his current stance.

Jokes about a little girl being left to sit in her own excrement, "maybe she was a diaper fetishist".

"Do you know what the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman is? The handjob you get while inside."

His mind seems to be quite centered around children and sex. What gives?

 

[Swole McPole]

Al Gore banished me to kiwi farms for my internet sins (being retarded)

I am also here on the 'No Mong Left Behind' programme.

 

[Muttley]

I do. I want him to go to jail. Preferably the state penitentiary.

Oh I agree. He needs big boy time. If he got out in like 5-8 years, with alcohol treatment and good-behavior, I would think that sounds about fair.

Personally, if he doesn't end up in prison, I hope he takes some insane suspended sentence deal, because its his least "strings-attached" option with no jail time; there's no way Nick Rekieta trying to keep that huge nose clean for the next 8 years or however long, isn't hilarious.

 

[Eggward biscuitbottom]

Remember when Nick Rekieta Livestreamed the trial of Kyle Rittenhouse who was 17 in all of the footage presented at his trial? And Nick Rekieta Livestreamed this MINOR BABY CHILD to his audience?! God knows how many peedoughfiles were watching?! Why did Nick want to see a video of this minor baby child?! Extremely suspicious according to his logic!

We know of 1 , Ethan Ralph was lusting after Rittenhouse's sister who i believe was a minor at the time.