DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
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It's just the clips that have already been posted, but seeing this made me laugh.
 
It really shows Phil's lack of sensory awareness/his amplified hermit awareness. Because he lives in such a tiny bubble, he really can't fathom the fact that there are millions of gamers in the world and it's not just isolated to him and a dozen fake streamers that he hates. When he gets an achievement or the top rating, he thinks it's genuinely a one and a billion thing that was custom made for him and not something that the majority of players end up getting without even trying.
Isn't that the whole spiel of his career? He got in the game early as he was able to crank out episode after episode because of his fast food (best analogy I can come up with) tier content while others used direct capture which at the time was a technical night mare. He basically flooded the market. But then the competiiton grew and more entertaining people emerged who were also willing to invest time into the visual quality. Like in Turkey tom's doc on Phil he mentioned that Pwediepie entered in 2012 and he had a better visual quality and was also more entertaining then "chiki chang wang" Pihl. And it went from there. Add to that the algorithm change that actually punished Phil (who wants to bet he was one of the reason it was changed in the first place?). And thanks to Youtube getting bigger and bigger it drew more and more people into it making their own content. He was also always very gatekeepy when it came to gaming. Remember the Tobuscus rant? Stay in your lane don't come to the gaming section you are stealing my viewers! Heck Youtube video gaming is so huge you probably can't even name all the content creators who are the top dogs in gaming. Phil is just a remnant from the old days and he will stay on Youtube forever because he will never work a normal job ever again
 
No game shows how inflated the view of his own gayming competence is than Nintendo World Championship. He'd beat one of the levels with a gold rating, brag about how much of a God Gamer he is and how he's probably in the top 100 in the leaderboards... then he doesn't even crack the top 10000 and instantly gets deflated :story:
It never ceases to amaze me the fragility of his ego.
 
People making fun of how he looks like someone with special needs that was given a crown to take a year-book picture = seething.
Seriously. I mean let's admit it, are there dentractors on Twitter and Youtube comments seething because Phail got thowlsands from the Kino Casino crossover? Yes. Are dentractors on Twitter and Youtube seething because he put on a clown crown and is getting high off his copium supply? No, they're just pointing and laughing.
 
I thought Phil had learnt he gains nothing by doing these faggot twitter rants, 2 am gin tweeting is back on the menu it seems let's hope for some retarded meltdown over some minor bullshit always makes me laugh.

Mr king who needs to remind you he hasn't reached 50 dollars and he doesn't get ad revenue because god damm companies out to get him not because the no views on videos and not because receiving less money after making more money magically equals minus support.

This is daves idea of math 10+5=5
 
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I am in absolute shambles, coping and seething over this:

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I'M PISSED! Better keep this confident and cool non autistic avatar for ever if you really wanna show me.
Truly the face of a winner in life with a loving family, great house and does something that he loves and enjoy. Of course we are seething at this walking success of a man.
 
i was thinking about it earlier and honestly what could joon possibly say in the doc that hasn't been said before? grooming the panda, wwe supercard/champs, uncontrollable spending, alcoholism, fgc faggotry, general isms and phobias, being bad at games, and whatever else I missed have all been done ad nauseum over the last decade or so.

That's about how I feel. The documentary isn't going to make a difference. Phil's fans won't care and the people who watch it who weren't already familiar with Phil weren't going to stumble onto his channel in the first place.
 
He checked this thread 'cause he's a narc, saw the retards from other boards post about detractors 'seething' and took it as fact.

What are you the king of, phil? 🤔
Thats exactly the thought I had. It's like he thinks he knows the shit is fake and gay, and continues to mimic it anyway. Dude sounds like the same retards we have had to see for a week.

Yeah, "seething" that you are acting like a faggot, dude. Annoying theater kid antics that we know is just all bullshit and you're running with it.
 
Phil is an odd combination of wanting to be an edgy wrestling heel while simultaneously running a FUN family friendly kid's show. His prestream encapsulates that... the intro with the Disney music, then in 10 minutes he'll be ranting about something stupid telling people to eat his ass.
 
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