The $5k is about average for an advance but fats is published. He could in theory pull more. But a kickstarter could provide the additional. Even with 50% going to the mannopig I might be willing to hop on, except fats would then sue every single one of his customers because he is a brainlet retard.
Personally I don't see a spectacular response to this but I could be wrong. At best a "My agent is going to find a very lucrative deal for me, stalker. Enjoy prison." And a "I don't need your advice, Leslie. You are a terrible agent proven by your continued cooperation with the criminal cyberstalkers who are harassing my family. You are mentally ill, seek help.I just can't imagine what living Pat's life is like. Imagine him waking up in the morning.
Another 136 notifications this morning, Niki. Robert J Prongay Jr has got some photos of us in Glasgow. Oopsie doodles. The stalker impersonating my toilet has replied to me 20 times. A new account called Fartytitstomlinson has said that they are going to fart on my tits to raise money for cancer relief.
Look at this one, Niki. Someone has photoshopped police sirens onto my chest. I guess I will be about 20 minutes dealing with these. Can you make me some coffee?
Yes, this is what makes Pat the most interesting lolcow IMO. Someone like KingCobra or Cyraxx never stood a chance in life but Pat made it to a fairly high level of success with multiple books published and TV appearances. Then his own personality chose to destroy itself and he created his own version of hell on the internet.
Someone like Dostoyevsky, Kafka or Knut Hamsun would have been able to write an incredible book based on his life.
Fucking hell. I have chosen a bad day to have eyes. It is like he has some kind of anti-matter anorexia. I have never seen him not wearing clothes that are too tight for him. Maybe he simply doesn't even know he is fat despite all of the evidence?
Edit: Dan Mullen has a proposition for Pat.
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It'd be peak funny if one of the Pests actually had a service like that and The Hog paid a funster to collect pestposts.
Bro isn’t wearing a bra, he’s just letting those teets hang loose.
He'd unironically look much better if he'd just wear a girdle: https://contemporarydesigninc.com/product-category/male-body-shapers-girdles/
Who says he isn't wearing one already in that pic with the red dragonsleeve shirt? He looks compressed in that.
Angry pig lmao. I love the world sometimes
Oh, good ol' Pat.zip Tomlinson
I love the smug, self-satisfied expression on his face as he proudly takes the world's most embarrassing selfie.
Makes me think he actually thinks he looks good and fit.I love the smug, self-satisfied expression on his face as proudly takes the world's most embarrassing selfie.
"Mhmm, bitch tits coming in nicely. Those zero hours spent in the gym over the past several years are really paying off."
Steel mesh and beams couldn’t contain pat fuel.
I'd say fairly high for a completely moronic lolcow who can't write, but his sales numbers add up to jack and squat. It's more amazing that he published anything at all, really. He's similar to Cuck Wendig in that they're both godawfully bad writers, but Wendig at least had a work ethic and got associated with a billion dollar franchise that more or less guaranteed him sales numbers even if he squatted and dropped a deuce between paperback covers.
that's where you're wrong, stalker child, his sales numbers, whilst shitty and low and embarrassing (Null could write a book and it'd outsell) are actually "quite good" for the industry, because the industry is a fucking joke.
Most of those one-off books are not by people who would call themselves professional writers. He is not in the professional category because he couldn't possibly support himself with his "writing."
