Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.1%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 26.4%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 15.5%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 135 38.8%
  • Total voters
    348
Congratulations to Nick Cuckieta, the Blow King, on having someone spoon-feeding him highlights from 4000 5000 6000 pages of cope and sneed on the KarenFarms! (Nick would never lie about reading his own thread since it became useless years ago.)


Kiwibros still clearly losing. :lossmanjack:

Hug your kids, sniff their hair, ignore the slight buzz, and pour yourself an extra tall one to celebrate, Nicky!

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I know the 'pedos want to see where my kids sleep' argument is completely in bad faith and not meant to be taken seriously, but it's just so egregious that I can't help but turn it over in my mind.

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(from Sean's stream)

Taken at face value, and ignoring the fact that Ethan Ralph fully doxxxed the keedz already, Jason Close and the rest of the convicted sex offenders would gain access to:
-Grainy footage of the layout of some kids bedrooms
-Shitty footage of fully clothed kids in a courtroom (I think they don't record kids anyway but AAAGH let's just go with it)

What is Jason Close and other convicted sex offenders' hypothetical endgame here? Using this data to plot a kidnapping? Furiously masturbating to footage of an empty bedroom? I just don't see the point.

Also, I am not a voluntary member either. I physically need to shitpost and am acting out of... *checks Quora*
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I am acting out of dire extremity due to a need to shitpost, and cannot be held legally responsible for my shitposts.
 
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McMitch said:
Jeezus, averaging more than two pages a day since its inception is impressive on a seven-year-old thread.
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Thankfully we can say that Dear Feeder has not, through means unknown, caused the adolescent thread to have tested positive for consistent and heavy abuse of cocaine.
 
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Are you folks curious what was said in LOCALS during the Dax stream? Here are thr highlights of the very few messages sent.

A very funny joke by Juju while Nick reads a gold 'investment' advert:

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Nick has the answers, but will not share because... reasons...

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Nick and Juju are BRAVE and STUNNING for fighting us evil Nazis!

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Dangerous levels of critical-thinking detected! Probability of shower call increasing!

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Nick has a very loyal fan base for all the WORK he puts in!

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