Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Happy 6000! May the Balldo still fit at 7k!

 

[not william stenchever]

You became Disco!

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Happy 6000! May the Balldo still fit at 7k!

Oi ya gonna need a few more extender rings mate.

 

[TurboNAS]

It’s been a wild ride since the Vic streams and the height of lawsplaining. It’s one hell of a heel turn.

 

[Procrastinhater]

That post is not even a defense of the pervert. Daxipad and Cokeita are now at the level of the highschool English essay; make retarded argument and then provide a non sequitur as evidence.

JuJu the Cow's only content is rage baiting on the Xitter. He says shit that clearly retarded and wrong hoping people engage with his disingenuous fag shit.
He's a bitter balding Mexican that can't even get a job as an honest day laborer because the other Mexicans value masculinity and would mock the shit out of him, so he has to LARP as a comedian and post midwit takes on Xitter hoping people correct him.
JuJu is irrelevant. Ignore him.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Are you folks curious what was said in LOCALS during the Dax stream? Here are thr highlights of the very few messages sent.

A very funny joke by Juju while Nick reads a gold 'investment' advert:

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Nick has the answers, but will not share because... reasons...

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Nick and Juju are BRAVE and STUNNING for fighting us evil Nazis!

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Dangerous levels of critical-thinking detected! Probability of shower call increasing!

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Nick has a very loyal fan base for all the WORK he puts in!

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His fans are just as big of dents as DSP’s

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

It’s been a wild ride since the Vic streams and the height of lawsplaining. It’s one hell of a heel turn.

Instead of PULL UP...We're diving for crush depth!

 

[Botchy Galoop]

JuJu is irrelevant. Ignore him.

I cannot ignore how his head gets so much larger while his face shrinks. It's uncanny.

 

[Nick's Snort Tube]

Null just showed a document from the court where they confirmed that they don't predict the kids being involved at all

Yes- but the prosecution doesn’t know if the defense plans on calling any of the kids yet- right?

 

[Bioniclelover]

Nick has the answers, but will not share because... reasons...

His new favorite word strikes again, as a myopic person I am very thankful for his constant contributions to spreading awareness about eye diseases. Hopefully he'll pick up the subject of astigmatism soon as well.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

The Balldo retard keeps repeating that line that not consuming alcohol wasn't in his written order.

I'd like to point out that it was part of his interim conditions and that it is another Rackety lie.
(And depending on when he pissed hot he might have violated these conditions)

April Imholte now has a hearing scheduled for August 28th for her 5th degree drug possession charge.

[EDIT] Its a zoom hearing, so that should be interesting.
Notice of Remote Zoom Hearing attached below.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

His new favorite word strikes again, as a myopic person I am very thankful for his constant contributions to spreading awareness about eye diseases. Hopefully he'll pick up the subject of astigmatism soon as well.

Let's be real here, Die endlösung der Baldofrage isn't anyone but Nick himself. After all, work sets you free and Nick is allergic to work.

 

[AnOminous]

A very funny joke by Juju while Nick reads a gold 'investment' advert:

People like Diddler always get shit like these gold scams because they don't care about their reputation so much as they're looking for an audience of absolutely gullible morons.

I'd like to point out that it was part of his interim conditions and that it is another Rackety lie.

That was the interim order BEFORE he posted bail.

 

[Path Wanderer]

So what is Elissaclips standing in and amidst the new chapter of baldo happenings? If I recall correctly she was one of the “wine aunts” who had her photos published in Crackets’ locals without her consent. Is there any potential she or any of the other women will or are trying to get their own hunk of flesh (no disgusting pun intended) from him beyond merely facilitating anti-RL content?
Apologies if this is incredibly late

 

[Procrastinhater]

https://rumble.com/v5b4yv5-not-sending-their-best-with-dick-masterson.html

We're getting called out guys. boo hoo.

Nick is drinking again. Its obvious in his face. He's got that pasty unhealthy look back.
And he looks like an angry seething bitch, as much as he tries to hide it behind the smug.
JuJu is starting to look fucking old and tired.
That Highschool Homecoming King shit was a long time ago. Bald, fat, and old. Never made it. No success for JuJu.
His career peak was an unaired Pizza Hut commercial.

Fucking sad.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

That was the interim order BEFORE he posted bail.

Then from when until when exactly where the applicable? It is a bit sad the website does not state an exact date for when they went into effect and when they end.

[EDIT] An order for the time between having posted bail (being free) and the first hearing makes more sense tbh

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Nick is drinking again. Its obvious in his face. He's got that pasty unhealthy look back.

Yup. I can only imagine how loaded he gets before he has to go to court to tell off that pussy liquor BISSH judge - and fails to appear because he's been wasted for several days in a row.

He doesn't give a shit about his kids, and certainly not enough to stay sober while the grandparents will watch the little shits.

 

[SaltyFanta]

Watching MATI and hearing about what Josh said on the subject, and his mysterious prediction of the dastardly plan he suspects of nick got me thinking.

Considering Kayla is supposedly pro se, and received a plea deal, I wouldn't be shocked if Nick's grand plan is to have Kayla take the fall, and say "It was all me, Nick had no idea, he was in the car while I was using the cocaine" so Nicky and April Amhole can stay out of trouble, and continue their coke fuelled sexcapades.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

NICK! You had a TOTAL VICTORY over the Farms! Theyre utterly destroyed in their defense of that pedophile! Take some victory laps! Snort some cocaine out of April’s butthole! You deserved it!

Your biggest enemy has been vanquished and all that stress can go away and you can relax. The court hearing is going to go smooth. Pour yourself a few drinks and enjoy the days. All to celebrate Rekieta! REKIETAMALE VICTORY

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Watching MATI and hearing about what Josh said on the subject, and his mysterious prediction of the dastardly plan he suspects of nick got me thinking.

Considering Kayla is supposedly pro se, and received a plea deal, I wouldn't be shocked if Nick's grand plan is to have Kayla take the fall, and say "It was all me, Nick had no idea, he was in the car while I was using the cocaine" so Nicky and April Amhole can stay out of trouble, and continue their coke fuelled sexcapades.

If he goes this route, what an utter fucking scumbag. He'd be willing to drag his wife's reputation further through the mud instead of just taking the first time offender's plea deal.