Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Flatsfag]

I would never use plastic to cut my dope. Plastic's full of harmful chemicals.

No Yah Honner I would never give my kids "HIC" Coke cut with a plastic card
We are a more classy family then that

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

He's a named witness. He can't really be in the courtroom.

On the other hand he is in the enviable position of getting to shit on Lord Balldo in court.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

In his defense he was overusing that word in some of his streams back in the 2019 range. I think specifically for Ron Toye themed streams. Could probably go find instances of it in the Ronversations. I'm not saying that it is not cringe, but he did not copy that. In fact when everyone started using the term recently I thought of Nick and how similar he is to some of the people that he shits on.

He has said (perhaps heavily implied) that 'weird' was a euphemism because you cannot sue for defamation over it.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

If people wouldn't be doxing themselves by doing it, it would be hilarious to show up at the courthouse with a T-Shirt.
That would instantly trigger Lord Balldo and he would be seething in his seat, doomed to remain quiet.
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Voluntary Member on the front, Press on the back like journoscum in a war zone.

 

[Flatsfag]

My history teacher in school told us stories about how he went hiking in the Andes in his 20th and all the locals were chewing Coca leaves for stamina.
So he brought his bag of dried Coca leaves that had been stored on his attic since the 1980s to school to show us.

Very chewy, but goes well with some juice to drink. He was very upset when he realized his stash was pilfered by his 14 year old students.

Point is: The courts know what kind of fucking morons adults can be and doubly so for drug addict liars. If the prosecutor is halfway competent they currently have half a class of law students watching Rakieta livestreams, locals and stream appearances to create an extensive catalogue of Nick lying. All Nick is doing right now is fight the internet to save face, he will plead out because deep down he knows he is not only cucked but also fucked.

Honestly I can see them being so neglectful and fully incompetent to leave coke out on a table or by a bedstand
It's a fucking 9 year old she probably thought it was sugar
They 100% knew this was going on, you don't just passively have a child on Coke

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

In fact when everyone started using the term recently I thought of Nick and how similar he is to some of the people that he shits on.

He's worse than Ron now.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Kids are never televised in court proceedings as a matter of law.

Cite?
.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Cite?
.

https://www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/news/minnesota-courts-expand-camera-access-to-criminal-trials/

The reporting by media.

And Court Rule

Attached is the Minnesota Supreme Court administrative order which changed some of these rules regarding audio and visual coverage, but kept the exclusion that prohibits showing of minors. This is the ruling the CBS News article is referring to.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Nick keeps on WINNING

voluntary members... I don't feel so good

Honestly, even if we don't get anything, not even the bodycam footage, there's always next time, because you know Nick is a junkie piece of shit who will not get sober and learn nothing.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Balldo is already gloating on Xitter and getting clowned for it.

You can smell the Coke & Sneed through the interwebs.

 

[Fapcop]

I just want to hear the prosecutor with a straight face ask Nick: “Mr. Rekieta, what is a balldo?”

And then hear Nick stutter through an explanation about erection problems and scrotum-sex, while I slowly slide closer to a mortified Kayla on the visitor bench, ready to offer her a handkerchief to cry in/hide her face with.

 

[Null]

Okay lads, here's where we're at.

1. Rekieta is a liar.
The State filed a statement that it is 'unlikely' that minors will be testifying in this case. This is a killshot to his muh keedz argument. He's just using them as a human shield to avoid any accountability.



2. No pretrial hearings broadcasted.
The rule in MN is that pretrial hearings don't get broadcasted, unless they do. In exceptional cases (Chauvin) they allow it even though the rules literally say the court cannot. The Judge has decided to adhere to the standard application of the court rules and not allow pretrial broadcasting.

Naturally, once the jury is sworn in, we'll apply again.



3. Court is open.
Any member of the public may visit this hearing.

It's at 10:30am in Courtroom 205 on August 21st. This may change. Check here:

https://www.mncourts.gov/Documents/Calendars/8/kandiyohi/dailyCalendar.pdf

This is the courtroom.

Kandiyohi County Courthouse
505 Becker Avenue SW
Willmar, MN 56201

https://www.mncourts.gov/find-courts/kandiyohi.aspx

You should dress conservatively and behave respectfully in the courthouse if you attend.

 

[Pentamidine]

1. Rekieta is a liar.
The State filed a statement that it is 'unlikely' that minors will be testifying in this case. This is a killshot to his muh keedz argument. He's just using them as a human shield to avoid any accountability.

Nick is still *technically* correct. The State said that THEY will not be calling on the children to testify. So obviously this means that Nick and Kayla will be calling on their kids to testify in their defense.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I just want to hear the prosecutor with a straight face ask Nick: “Mr. Rekieta, what is a balldo?”

And then hear Nick stutter through an explanation about erection problems and scrotum-sex, while I slowly slide closer to a mortified Kayla on the visitor bench, ready to offer her a handkerchief to cry in/hide her face with.

"Your honor, my client's children found those 26g of pure Colombian White while playing in the garden. Since my client is white, he cannot have committed a crime. Some drug dealing nigger must have tossed the drugs over the fence. For security reasons the parents then tested the product for purity and were just about to call law enforcement to report the find."

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Okay lads, here's where we're at.

1. Rekieta is a liar.
The State filed a statement that it is 'unlikely' that minors will be testifying in this case. This is a killshot to his muh keedz argument. He's just using them as a human shield to avoid any accountability.

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2. No pretrial hearings broadcasted.
The rule in MN is that pretrial hearings don't get broadcasted, unless they do. In exceptional cases (Chauvin) they allow it even though the rules literally say the court cannot. The Judge has decided to adhere to the standard application of the court rules and not allow pretrial broadcasting.

Naturally, once the jury is sworn in, we'll apply again.

View attachment 6315053

3. Court is open.
Any member of the public may visit this hearing.

It's at 10:30am in Courtroom 205 on August 21st. This may change. Check here:

https://www.mncourts.gov/Documents/Calendars/8/kandiyohi/dailyCalendar.pdf

This is the courtroom.

Kandiyohi County Courthouse
505 Becker Avenue SW
Willmar, MN 56201

https://www.mncourts.gov/find-courts/kandiyohi.aspx

You should dress conservatively and behave respectfully in the courthouse if you attend.

You'd probably want to apply well before a Jury is sworn in, i'm guessing this is a relatively short case.

Just once trial date is set would be reasonable

 

[30+GameOvers]

In a sense, this is even better because it will make Balldo paranoid that trolls are going to show up. Looking forward to his spergouts and outbursts about the farms during the trial, just like fatrick tried to convince the judge that there was a big conspiracy against him when that one guy showed up at his local bar.

 

[🔪Cold Steel Brand Rep🔪]

Fuck, I guess I gotta go then. Dm me for strategies on how to annotate in the cleanest way.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Okay lads, here's where we're at.

1. Rekieta is a liar.
The State filed a statement that it is 'unlikely' that minors will be testifying in this case. This is a killshot to his muh keedz argument. He's just using them as a human shield to avoid any accountability.

View attachment 6315052

2. No pretrial hearings broadcasted.
The rule in MN is that pretrial hearings don't get broadcasted, unless they do. In exceptional cases (Chauvin) they allow it even though the rules literally say the court cannot. The Judge has decided to adhere to the standard application of the court rules and not allow pretrial broadcasting.

Naturally, once the jury is sworn in, we'll apply again.

View attachment 6315053

3. Court is open.
Any member of the public may visit this hearing.

It's at 10:30am in Courtroom 205 on August 21st. This may change. Check here:

https://www.mncourts.gov/Documents/Calendars/8/kandiyohi/dailyCalendar.pdf

This is the courtroom.

Kandiyohi County Courthouse
505 Becker Avenue SW
Willmar, MN 56201

https://www.mncourts.gov/find-courts/kandiyohi.aspx

You should dress conservatively and behave respectfully in the courthouse if you attend.

Well maybe you should do a pushup, Null!

 

[Sneeds]

Okay lads, here's where we're at.

1. Rekieta is a liar.
The State filed a statement that it is 'unlikely' that minors will be testifying in this case. This is a killshot to his muh keedz argument. He's just using them as a human shield to avoid any accountability.

View attachment 6315052

2. No pretrial hearings broadcasted.
The rule in MN is that pretrial hearings don't get broadcasted, unless they do. In exceptional cases (Chauvin) they allow it even though the rules literally say the court cannot. The Judge has decided to adhere to the standard application of the court rules and not allow pretrial broadcasting.

Naturally, once the jury is sworn in, we'll apply again.

View attachment 6315053

3. Court is open.
Any member of the public may visit this hearing.

It's at 10:30am in Courtroom 205 on August 21st. This may change. Check here:

https://www.mncourts.gov/Documents/Calendars/8/kandiyohi/dailyCalendar.pdf

This is the courtroom.

Kandiyohi County Courthouse
505 Becker Avenue SW
Willmar, MN 56201

https://www.mncourts.gov/find-courts/kandiyohi.aspx

You should dress conservatively and behave respectfully in the courthouse if you attend.

Null is secretly going to catch a flight to Minnesota

 

[RodgerDodger]

I just want to hear the prosecutor with a straight face ask Nick: “Mr. Rekieta, what is a balldo?”

And then hear Nick stutter through an explanation about erection problems and scrotum-sex, while I slowly slide closer to a mortified Kayla on the visitor bench, ready to offer her a handkerchief to cry in/hide her face with.

If the tatoo'd tit's don't mortify Kayla, not much else will.

It's so much better if you imagine the Judge asking about the Baldo in Ed Gwynne's voice.