Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Associate Rick]

Some drug dealing nigger must have tossed the drugs over the fence.

I heard that suspect was apprehended already.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Just as a thought, if you are going to show up at court, maybe don't announce it here. Depending on how few people show up you might end up doxing yourself simply by telling people you will be there in advance.

Considering the number of people who got an axe to grind with the Farms, they might just show up to film in front of the court house to catch some faces.

I think you have misconceptions about Nool's user base. I'm sure most, if not all of us bathe regularly. I'd bet a lot of us own suits and can wear neckties without having Mommy tie them. I seriously doubt that it's going to look like a Reddit meet up talking about bacon and stinking up the place. I don't plan on making conversation while I'm there or organize a group photo.

 

[Fields Of Rye]

To every faggot joking about committing a crime, don't be fucking retarded. Kay?
In case any one is actually annotating take it from a guy whose done minutes for years.

1. Use a smooth gel tip pen and ensure your cursive is legible to yourself. Yes. Cursive. The only way you are going to be able to write at the rate you want is cursive. If you suck shit at cursive, time to practice faggot. You do not want to be lifting your hand up when it gets juicy.
2. No quotes. Break things down into action and reaction. If it's particularly juicy you will remember it. You can easily practice with available court video just like I did with Shark tank. With individual bits you'll end up with useful chunks rather than a slurry of words.
3. Reduce all common words to shorthand or Acronyms. That includes names, functions, ect. You know cocaine is going to be discussed. Make it a little triangle or something. Rikieta is an R with a serif. Ect. Imagine writing down "Mass Spectroscopy" during an objection. Make it a square.
4. New page for every worthwhile new segment. If you lose your spot salvage what you can then move on the second something else happens.
5. Every break, go back through what you just wrote and summarize it. Add in the details you forgot.

99% of it will be boring drivel. I don't envy you. Good luck, assuming this person actually exists and actually reads this.

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

Damn, with no stream I'll have to go off the notes of others. I guess I'll just have to take what they say by heart. I sure hope they aren't biased to Nick so there aren't any rumors started about what happened in the court room.

 

[AN/ALR56]

Okay lads, here's where we're at.

1. Rekieta is a liar.
The State filed a statement that it is 'unlikely' that minors will be testifying in this case. This is a killshot to his muh keedz argument. He's just using them as a human shield to avoid any accountability.

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2. No pretrial hearings broadcasted.
The rule in MN is that pretrial hearings don't get broadcasted, unless they do. In exceptional cases (Chauvin) they allow it even though the rules literally say the court cannot. The Judge has decided to adhere to the standard application of the court rules and not allow pretrial broadcasting.

Naturally, once the jury is sworn in, we'll apply again.

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3. Court is open.
Any member of the public may visit this hearing.

It's at 10:30am in Courtroom 205 on August 21st. This may change. Check here:

https://www.mncourts.gov/Documents/Calendars/8/kandiyohi/dailyCalendar.pdf

This is the courtroom.

Kandiyohi County Courthouse
505 Becker Avenue SW
Willmar, MN 56201

https://www.mncourts.gov/find-courts/kandiyohi.aspx

You should dress conservatively and behave respectfully in the courthouse if you attend.

Did the pedo fuck help in derailing this request?

 

[Lian Xing]

 

While my amazement at a user for everything, a bound notebook is going to be a better bet .

 

[Step out of the car sir]

A judge in Michigan gave a nigger a year and a half sentence for contempt because the nigger wouldn't stop chimping out. I'm never pissing off a judge.

I hope Nick does something to this effect if he thinks that the people attending are Josh’s agents sent to defame his extremely well respected public image

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

It seems the pretty good day is about these two new filings in his case?
Seems like an overreaction.

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EDIT:
Glad to hear it! Did somebody un-cocaine your 9 year old? / Funny you should say that - Xeet / Archive
Response to Jersh - Xeet / Archive
Josh frequently misrepresented the truth. - Xeet / Archive
People send him things from KF. Most of it is useless. - Xeet / Archive
"the two filings in the case today matter a lot." (+ use of his new favorite word: myopic) - Xeet / Archive

I’ve archived Nick’s most relevant Xeets during this recent spergout in the post above.

It seems all of this stems from the big "W" that is the (1) Judge’s current decision + (2) the prosecution’s filing.

"the two filings in the case today matter a lot."
"There were 2 filings in my case today. Both good."

Nick’s reaction to the Judge’s filing seems like an overreaction. If you look closely, it only denies the pretrial broadcast.

But what makes him so happy about the prosecution’s filing? My guess is that it’s because the prosecution isn’t going to call the children as witnesses.
But why would that be considered such good news? Does he know something that would have motivated the prosecution to call the children?

 

[AN/ALR56]

To every faggot joking about committing a crime, don't be fucking retarded. Kay?
In case any one is actually annotating take it from a guy whose done minutes for years.

1. Use a smooth gel tip pen and ensure your cursive is legible to yourself. Yes. Cursive. The only way you are going to be able to write at the rate you want is cursive. If you suck shit at cursive, time to practice faggot. You do not want to be lifting your hand up when it gets juicy.
2. No quotes. Break things down into action and reaction. If it's particularly juicy you will remember it. You can easily practice with available court video just like I did with Shark tank. With individual bits you'll end up with useful chunks rather than a slurry of words.
3. Reduce all common words to shorthand or Acronyms. That includes names, functions, ect. You know cocaine is going to be discussed. Make it a little triangle or something. Rikieta is an R with a serif. Ect. Imagine writing down "Mass Spectroscopy" during an objection. Make it a square.
4. New page for every worthwhile new segment. If you lose your spot salvage what you can then move on the second something else happens.
5. Every break, go back through what you just wrote and summarize it. Add in the details you forgot.

99% of it will be boring drivel. I don't envy you. Good luck, assuming this person actually exists and actually reads this.

Can't you like carry a recording pen or some shit and then transcribe afterwards? I know it's a felony to record it and publish it, but if you keep it to yourself and then use to transcribe, I think it could be useful.

 

[Null]

Did the pedo fuck help in derailing this request?

No. The judge opined only on the most reasonable point: this case isn't very exceptional and pre-trial broadcasting is unnecessary. He called the motion "premature", implying we can ask again.

The pedo shit is all rackets low iq muckraking.

Can't you like carry a recording pen or some shit and then transcribe afterwards? I know it's a felony to record it and publish it, but if you keep it to yourself and then use to transcribe, I think it could be useful.

can you just shut the fuck up? what is your malfunction?

 

[Dyn]

If there's no recording allowed let's just all say we were there and that Nick confessed to being in gay homosexual love with Drexel, the Rekieta families designated big black bull.

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

If there's no recording allowed let's just all say we were there and that Nick confessed to being in gay homosexual love with Drexel, the Rekieta families designated big black bull.

Nick is a Pathological liar, he would never say that.

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

NO PHONES
STOP BEING RETARDED
YOU WILL BE CHARGED WITH A CRIME

 

[Meat Target]

this case isn't very exceptional

And yet, it's exceptionally exceptional.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

If you're attending the hearing, for the love of God wear a suit and tie. Dark suit with matching pants, blue or white dress shirt, an inoffensive tie, and dress shoes. Do not be a retard showing up in a black suit, black dress shirt with the top unbuttoned, and sneakers—you'll only be adding fuel to Rekieta's argument that his case is being turned into a clown show.

If you don't own a standard suit, tie, and dress shoes, you're probably not fit to attend a serious matter in a courthouse anyways.

 

[Swingletonthesimpleton]

I hope Nick does something to this effect if he thinks that the people attending are Josh’s agents sent to defame his extremely well respected public image

I mean If chaos is what you want, just show up in something with a kiwi on it.

I guarantee you the moment he sees it he'll go berserk.

JUDGE! THEM KIWIS ARE HERE! JUDGE! BAILIFF! THEY HERE TO GET MUH KIDS!

 

[Lian Xing]

this case isn't very exceptional

Maybe to normies, but I want to see and hear the seething from Balldoman in living color.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

It seems the pretty good day is about these two new filings in his case?
Seems like an overreaction.

I hate translating his word salads full of characteristically myopic™ copes and seethe into normal English, but let's look at the correspondence that was filed today.



I am guessing the reason Nick is bragging because, as a result of that, he no longer expects to be criminally charged in relation to the fact that his eight year old daughter tested positive for coke.

That would be the only reason why one would reasonably think that they needed to testify. After all, his current endangerment charge doesn't require that testimony at all to prove the necessary elements.

Of course, things could change, especially if someone involved who may know more about the situation decides to cooperate, but given that right now Kayla has apparently been convinced that she doesn't need an attorney, such a situation is unlikely even if she did in fact know more.

 

[Lian Xing]

If you're attending the hearing, for the love of God wear a suit and tie. Dark suit with matching pants, blue or white dress shirt, an inoffensive tie, and dress shoes. Do not be a retard showing up in a black suit, black dress shirt with the top unbuttoned, and sneakers—you'll only be adding fuel to Rekieta's argument that his case is being turned into a clown show.

If you don't own a standard suit, tie, and dress shoes, you're probably not fit to attend a serious matter in a courthouse anyways.

It's Midwest in the summer. Separates are perfectly fine if they coordinate.

 

[Targeted Individual]

Nick is still *technically* correct. The State said that THEY will not be calling on the children to testify. So obviously this means that Nick and Kayla will be calling on their kids to testify in their defense.

"Rekieta child number 3, did your father give you cocaine to consume or did he just sprinkle cocaine on your head as a silly little prank?"