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When will Jack drop dead?

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You must have gone to public school and failed math because that doesn't even fit any of them.
X(X+1)=Y
9(9+1)=90
3(3+1)=12

Granted, this is also an idiotic way of presenting the "question" in the first place, because it relies on filling in a bunch of bullshit and making assumptions and I'd be irritated if that were ever presented to me as a "math test"

edit: Looks like Hollywood Hulk Hogan beat me to it. There's also another round about way you could come to 3=18 by just multiplying the number with the one directly above, but again that's just weird. Point being, it's a nonsensical twitter post to farm for engagement and Fatty probably read the comments first and decided which "solution" he wanted to use based on the names and maybe some avatars in the responses.
 
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It is N * (N+1) though
9 = 90: N = 9, so 9 * (9+1) = 90
8 = 72: N = 8, so 8 * (8+1) = 72
7 = 56, 7 * (7+1) = 56
6 = 42, 6 * (6+1) = 42
3 = 12, because 3 * (3+1) = 12

18 could also work if you go by: (11 - row#) * N
row = 1: 9*(11-1) = 90
row = 2: 8*(11-2) = 72
row = 3: 7*(11-3) = 56
row = 4: 6*(11-4) = 42
row = 5: 3*(11-5) = 18

I am guessing they meant the former though. It's a math question for probably middle schoolers either way though.
In my defense my coffee hadn't kicked in yet and the lack of parentheses made it look like X * X + 1 so 9*9+1 = 82. I mean order of operations and all that. When you write it as "9*(9+1)" then yes it works. But that's not what was written.

As for using the 11 rule... why make it difficult?

9 * X = 90. X is 10.
8 * X = 72. X is 9. X is reduced by one just like the other number.
Follow that pattern and the answer is 18 as for the last one X=6.

I've done enough logic puzzles in my life that these patterns fall into place almost immediately. Problem is in this case the last one can have two answers depending on how you arrive at the answer. Either way Fatty would have googled it. Ask him how he got to the answer and he wouldn't be able to tell you.
 
I am guessing they meant the former though. It's a math question for probably middle schoolers either way though.
I believe it's one of those troll math questions people post to start arguments. I'm sure I've seen this on 4chan. That's why it goes 9,8,7,6,3, because that's the only way you create the two possible answers. People pick their answer and then start getting mad at each other and insisting their own preferred answer is the ONLY RIGHT ONE.
 
I believe it's one of those troll math questions people post to start arguments. I'm sure I've seen this on 4chan. That's why it goes 9,8,7,6,3, because that's the only way you create the two possible answers. People pick their answer and then start getting mad at each other and insisting their own preferred answer is the ONLY RIGHT ONE.
Oh you mean like: 8÷2 (2+2)?

The answer is 16 by the way and anybody who says it's 1 is a boomer.
 
Jack is beyond parody

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Jack continuing an Elon reply girl

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Going to be honest, I won’t take political advice from this guy

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I’ve been going through Jack’s videos as well as commentary videos from August the Duck and others. I don’t know what magical combination I had to subject myself to in order to be served up this banger by the algorithm, but there was definitely something satanic behind it:


I think I’d rather have the Beach Boys’ “Barbara Ann” stuck in my head for eternity than this shit.
 
I’ve been going through Jack’s videos as well as commentary videos from August the Duck and others. I don’t know what magical combination I had to subject myself to in order to be served up this banger by the algorithm, but there was definitely something satanic behind it:


I think I’d rather have the Beach Boys’ “Barbara Ann” stuck in my head for eternity than this shit.
This is the first time I have sat through the whole video and it was absolutely excruciating. He was barely 18 here and Jagoff didn't stop him from doing this whack af video. That's almost like child abuse which Jagoff has a history of. Then again, I suppose there was no stopping Jr from starting his transition to lolcow even at this point.
 
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