Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Step out of the car sir]

Afterwards
2, everyone just compare notes, use the timestamps to align it all and merge everything into a single document.

The thought of Nick walking out of his hearing to see a bunch of autistic kiwi huddled up wearing suits comparing notes, the actual Jewish conspiracy come to life, is hilarious.

 

[Lian Xing]

Yeah, it’s called a court reporter. Funny enough one will already be there. However, transcripts take time.

You can pay for daily delivery as in the transcript will be available the next morning.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

The thought of Nick walking out of his hearing to see a bunch of autistic kiwi huddled up wearing suits comparing notes, the actual Jewish conspiracy come to life, is hilarious.

Even better would be a bunch of furries dressed as raccoons with signs "We love you, Nick!" and "Hedonism III, MN."

 

[Sector2]

In American legal practice outside of the West Coast and certain areas like tech, startups, etc.—and before a conservative judge in a conservative area—serious attire means a suit and tie.

Coastal California. A suit and tie would make you some kind of weirdo in normal circumstances. In court, it would "sometimes" make you the defendant, but more likely an attorney or a testifying cop in a Men's Warehouse version.

Still think an actual suit and tie would be overdoing it, as nothing more than a courtroom observer. But when in Minnesota, dress as the Minnesotans.

 

[Cuckoman]

Is there not some sort of professional court-note-taker-person that Null/The Farms can directly pay money to go witness the trial and take good notes and not fuck it up? It'd be worth every dollar.

Also, if some psycho shows up in pjs acting retarded, it would be very clear that wasn't Kiwifarms' doing, if Null hired a very legit person to take it seriously and professionally.

That is actually a good idea. @Null any possibility of hiring a professional stenographer to go there and take notes?

 

[Pitbull Victim]

Fan fiction prediction: Kayla pleads out and Nick throws her under the bus - he initiates a divorce and pins 100% of it on Kayla.

Kayla would have to be super buck broken for this to work though. I'm 50/50 on if this would make her grow a spine.

The most shameless move I could think of would be for Nick to not only throw Kayla under the bus but then cry on stream about how "Internet harassment of muh family" caused her to become a junkie, so that's my pick for what he does.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

You can pay for daily delivery as in the transcript will be available the next morning.

What will take the most time is programming the AI model that does the transcript reading in different voices and a lifelike model of Lord Balldo jacking off under the defense's table while sneakily drinking from a Jägermeister bottle and snorting coke of Kalya's tits.

That is actually a good idea. @Null any possibility of hiring a professional stenographer to go there and take notes?

1) Someone will already be there
2) Court Reporter and Transcripts are a thing

 

[luigismanslave]

3. Court is open.
Any member of the public may visit this hearing.

It's at 10:30am in Courtroom 205 on August 21st. This may change. Check here:
https://www.mncourts.gov/Documents/Calendars/8/kandiyohi/dailyCalendar.pdf
This is the courtroom.

Kandiyohi County Courthouse
505 Becker Avenue SW
Willmar, MN 56201
https://www.mncourts.gov/find-courts/kandiyohi.aspx

is a 2 hour drive worth the memes? kinda bites that he's in central MN, if he was up near Duluth I could at lesst visit friends, but it would certainly be an interesting journey.

 

[Lian Xing]

What will take the most time is programming the AI model that does the transcript reading in different voices and a lifelike model of Lord Balldo jacking off under the defense's table while sneakily drinking from a Jägermeister bottle and snorting coke of Kalya's tits.

I see what you mean. Can the AI model can ask why the cameras are still on?

 

[Cuckoman]

is a 2 hour drive worth the memes? kinda bites that he's in central MN, if he was up near Duluth I could at lesst visit friends, but it would certainly be an interesting journey.

A two hour drive is a small price to pay to bring glory to the farms.
Do it. Dress nicely, do not do anything retarded, just go there, sit in the back, and write down everything you can as fast as possible.

 

[bashe]

Well maybe you should do a pushup, Null!

Nick is an insane ass clown, but he's probably right about this tbh...
broken clocks, am i right?

 

[Kazukifaen]

Keep on ballin Balldo on X

I wonder if the has this cup in the bedroom of the crack shed

 

[Gorton Colu]

attending the gallery of a court, particularly in a rural area in summer, in a suit stands out more than just normal fucking clothes

City slicker detected. A lightweight cotton blazer is a no brainer. No need to go overly casual to stay cool.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

When I was in college, I used to leave out most of the vowels in order to take notes fast, with the exception of double-vowel words. This technique would make the word "would" into "wld", "wood" into "wod", and "weed" into "wed". It wasn't perfect but it helped. I also left out most of the conjunctions, and used initials to represent the different speakers.

Better than this, though, would be to find someone who knows actual shorthand to cover the trial. It would be cheaper to buy the expedited transcripts imho.

 

[dustnight]

if that happens, the person in court needs to be in a balldo costume

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

For archival purposes:

(Xeet / Archive)

 

[AzaMacky]

Okay lads, here's where we're at.

1. Rekieta is a liar.
The State filed a statement that it is 'unlikely' that minors will be testifying in this case. This is a killshot to his muh keedz argument. He's just using them as a human shield to avoid any accountability.

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2. No pretrial hearings broadcasted.
The rule in MN is that pretrial hearings don't get broadcasted, unless they do. In exceptional cases (Chauvin) they allow it even though the rules literally say the court cannot. The Judge has decided to adhere to the standard application of the court rules and not allow pretrial broadcasting.

Naturally, once the jury is sworn in, we'll apply again.

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3. Court is open.
Any member of the public may visit this hearing.

It's at 10:30am in Courtroom 205 on August 21st. This may change. Check here:

https://www.mncourts.gov/Documents/Calendars/8/kandiyohi/dailyCalendar.pdf

This is the courtroom.

Kandiyohi County Courthouse
505 Becker Avenue SW
Willmar, MN 56201

https://www.mncourts.gov/find-courts/kandiyohi.aspx

You should dress conservatively and behave respectfully in the courthouse if you attend.

I'll be there Kiwibros. Jotting away...

 

[luigismanslave]

A two hour drive is a small price to pay to bring glory to the farms.
Do it. Dress nicely, do not do anything retarded, just go there, sit in the back, and write down everything you can as fast as possible.

writing fast ain't my strong suit but I have a friend who could potentially come with to split the work.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

They don't remotely need the kids as witnesses, especially considering Nick has obviously coached them to lie, about the only thing he's qualified to teach anyone about. They have all the elements of the offense they need. Why would they call them? So they could declare them hostile witnesses and make them cry on the stand after they lied for their non-practicing babydaddy?

My understanding is that most courts and lawyers do not call child witnesses unless it is absolutely necessary. This is because children are notoriously unreliable as witnesses, are easily coached/led, and it is widely accepted in the legal profession that testifying in court is extremely stressful to children.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

For archival purposes:

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Oh. My. Fucking. God. Crackets is actually going to say with a straight face 'If the test is thrown out of evidence, my kid never ingested cocaine'. Oh no motherfucker, it doesn't work that way. I truly, honestly despise you now. Fuck you Crackets, fuck you and Juju the Cow. Ass to ass, both of them.