Keem was bankrolling Mike Klum and that nearly came off. I think Keem’s pretty smart but he’s up against the pigroach’s infernal luck.
I mean at least we know KC cucks are as brain dead as DSP cucks, only difference is they may not know that they're brain dead yet. He's slowly realizing that he can use "support me to own my haters" instead of pretending to be not about drama. Unless it's considered seething to make fun of somebody giving money to a 42 year old man child, ironically or unironically.
When things dry out his fall will be so devastating. He really thinks he is gaining money and success because he has been doing everything right for 10 years and he is getting back to where he deserves to be. When he falls he will be totally clues as to why. His mind may never recover from something like that
I'm not even thinking about it all tumbling down yet, I'm wishing this massive ego boost for "DSP show starring Phil Burnell" finally pushes him to believe people will show up for DSPolitics, lego streams, 6 hour podcasts, DSPwoodworking whatever. His gameplay streams don't really have nearly as much gold dust as often anymore, SF6 salt is the only reliable source of lulz lately. Modern games are just too DSP-friendly and his army of dents giving him gamefaqs walkthroughs both on chat and his discord has neutered it all. There are rare occasions of him sucking so bad at games that he goes viral and seethes over it like the Zelda moments but that doesn't happen often.
With his greasy ass hair that only gets washed when he goes to get it cut and how he barely showers to begin with I imagine the hair dresser is not in the mood for any small talk with Phil and would be rather terse with him.
Phil won't even discuss vacation plans with Kat. From the pig's mouth: "It's a waste of time to talk about something that will never happen."
One thing aluddapeepol who only recently started detracting don't know is that Phil used to point his camera at every fucking worthless knickknack, gizmo, tchotchke and trinket he impulse bought and this pretty much stopped somewhere around the time Khet moved in. All of those items were also blatant scams and looked like something straight out of an As Seen on TV commercial, like that weird plunger he bought or the cup that doesn't spill. With how inept he's somehow become since then him doing any sort of IRL stuff again would be genuinely entertaining in a trashfire reality TV way.
Yes I heard that comment the other day. I’m sure Kat is very happy and proud that her husband can’t scrape together enough scratch for even a weekend in Seattle, or someplace nearby even. It’s pathetic. But he’d no doubt say something like, “Me and Kat aren’t like that. Everybody is always like ‘[mocking voice] Oh, when you get married you haaave to take your wife on a honeymoooon. It’s traditiooon…’ Man, fuck that. Me and Kat love each other, and we don’t care about that tradition bullshit. We’re just as happy sitting on the couch every night watching BattleBots.”
I'd point to something else he said this week, how he was gushing over the chemistry he had with the KC guys, who he's known for a month? Compared to his wife, married for 5 years known them for 7, who when they sat side by side looked like 2 very uncomfortable strangers.
God his face is so greasy and shiny. He has suchna weird fucking head and his haircut makes it work, hes gotta stop dyeing it. And his fat body with no muscle just looks so weird. When will Kinoi casino pull that rug and tell him they were fucking with him all along, months from now so Jim can interview him?
