DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Pandalee’s Tits]

I can't tell if this is pure delusion or extreme cope.

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I just wanna remind everyone that Phil actually used his “permanent soundproofing foam” as an excuse to not sell the kahndo when the dents were telling him to downsize years ago.

 

[Guinan's hats]

So phil is celebrating the tides turning and his newfound success with "The Guys" from Kino Casino by having his single most retarded streaming day in 2024.

 

[Its Vladi Bby]

I thought Raw Phil was fucked or something, figured there was no way he could STILL be putting up those foam pieces.

That's a 45 minute job maaaaybe if you're uncomfortable with a drill and drill all the holes. And that's being very generous.

Any capable home owner should be able to get that shit up in 20 mins.

Imagine asking chat is you should use an anchor or not. Imagine even having to look at the instructions. What a fucking retard.

 

[Digger10]

I would much rather have this pseudo human just go around trying to do every day tasks, than his usual slop.

How many of you remember this classic video?

 

[Lean In Ban]

There's no way this slop hits a tips goal

 

[GodModule]

The new foam looks like shit

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

So phil is celebrating the tides turning and his newfound success with "The Guys" from Kino Casino by having his single most retarded streaming day in 2024.

Keep in mind that the disastrous new PC stream wasn't even 2 weeks ago. The King of Self-Love™ is spoiling us with cup noodle level ineptitude streams lately.

 

[Gulls on Film]

Am I misremembering or does muta and kino also kind of sort of work with Keem? I think muta does at least.

Is this all secretly a Keem plot to milk Phil??

This might be the funniest outcome. After outsmarting Keem by refusing to answer his messages sent during normal business hours, Keem pays money to a bunch of people in his orbit to gas Phil up enough to get him feeling cocky. I hope they all keep complimenting his hair to convince him to go to Supercuts twice a month to maintain that stylish fade

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Gotta give credit where it's due, between foam set up and Phil's PC stream, he's actually provided legitimately entertaining content. It isn't entertaining for the reasons he wants it to be, but god damn, I can't remember when I actually laughed at a Phil stream.

I'll take these streams every day over his tired SF6 baby hissy fits and Stardew snoozefests.

 

[Its Vladi Bby]

The new foam looks like shit

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The foam itself is aesthetic, it's the cluster of shit on either side of him that make it look stupid. Not to mention the shitty lighting. The guy has no style, couldn't frame a shot if his life depended on it.

Purple lighting, blue background, black and white dollar tree cloths over cheap racks, random consumer grade shit propped on top. It's a jumbled mess.

 

[GodModule]

Finished product

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

The new foam looks like shit

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Not a midlife crisis, BTW. You know, when people go through a midlife crisis, they spend their money on that Corvette they've been eyeing for close to 20 years, those vacation plans become reality, etc...DSP decides to do the streaming setup someone had back in 2017. As usual, Phil is always a five days late and a six star Hogan short.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

How long until his inability to screw things in properly bites him in the ass and everything comes crashing down on Phil mid stream?

I wonder how bad the resell value of the house is since he fucked it up so much. The bath has an unfixed leak and has untreated water damage. Now holes in the walls. He doesn’t know how to protect his shit

 

[Elite Kipchak]

I think we've had more RGB-style meaningful content from the gaming pc than actual pc gaming.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

He's either blind or retarded for him to have allowed them to do this to his hair. It's absolutely uncanny.

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Well he's both but we know the real reason it looks like this is because he's too much of a pussy to complain about it when they show him the back in the mirror. Though I also suspect he feels so awkward sitting in the chair unable to make small talk with the hairdresser because he has no life and does nothing outside of his streams that he's just desperate to get out of there as soon as possible.

 

[San Dimas High School]

Linda either didn't want her little man using tools/getting dirty, or Dave didn't let Phail help build or fix anything (or little Phail refused).

I put the blame on him. A lot of people just learn this shit on their own after they've left the nest. It isn't rocket science. It's the most basic of problem solving and there's unlimited resources out there to help figure it out. He's just retarded.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

TIPS. NOW.

edit - holy shit he got rewarded for that, get prepared for future "ironic" tip demanding lmao what a timeline

 

[GodModule]

Phil has started his Kino Casino begging style, basically demanding people to hit the $50 tips goal. And it's working somehow. And another pic of his new amazing set up

 

[donkeygong]

TIPS. NOW.

edit - holy shit he got rewarded for that, get prepared for future "ironic" tip demanding lmao what a timeline

I think he already had seen the tips before the did that. Then he just shouted them out.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

I get if one is mechanically declined, but my GOD! Learn the basics and know your strengths. People won't fault of you if you don't know how to frame, hang drywall, and mud. It's not hard, it's physically taxing. Also, there's countless YouTube videos out there that show you how it's done, but this REALLY shows his incompetence! If the instructions say "Use a Phillips head screwdriver.", he uses a drill. Instead of using something like a stud finder, he goes for "Fuck it!" and goes "WHUT!! Why did it go all the way through the wall, dood!" Not realizing that's what it does, if there is no stud.

Also, I'm surprised he didn't hit a pipe, as the bathroom is right next door his mature adult office. That pigroach luck, I tell ya!

How he made it to 42 without killing himself or others, I really would like to know. This type of incompetence is usually held for people that should be on a conservatorship.