Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 18.1%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.3%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 55 15.6%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.8%
  • Total voters
    353
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Exactly. You want to be dressed like this
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[EDIT] Fixed typo in meme, sorry for being retarded.
 
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Captain Manning said:
His height or his dick?
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Height. You wouldn't even need need a tape to find out how small his dick is, I'm pretty sure you could get that measurement from the small ruler that comes on Swiss army knives that are like 4 inches long and I'm pretty sure that has 2 inches to spare. Then again a tape is too much to measure his height, like 2 yardsticks tapped together would be enough.
 
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Don't listen to any of the previously mentioned advice. You should do the following.

1) Don't shave: Shaving is for Scandinavian prudes. Just look at Rekieta!
2) Don't wear deodorant: assert your alpha dominance in the courtroom with your manly musk.
3) Recommended clothing: Jamaican wife beater, a "Dammit Nick we lost the case again" shirt, a "joshua connor moon is a KID DIDDLER" hat, or maybe print out a "Dammit Josh, I forgot to wear a suit again" t-shirt. Only redbubble quality allowed.
4) Goes without saying but make sure to sneak in audio recording equipment. If you have past experience being a mob or America First informant, you better get your ass wired up.
5) Make sure to hoot and holler as loud as possible. Make wolf whistling noices when Kayla or April are mentioned of boo whenever Nick talks.

These tips are guaranteed to make you certified voluntary members of the Kiwi Farms, owned by Lolcow LLC.
 
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AN/ALR56 said:
Can't you like carry a recording pen or some shit and then transcribe afterwards? I know it's a felony to record it and publish it, but if you keep it to yourself and then use to transcribe, I think it could be useful.
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"BEAT A COURT RULING and totally OWN THE JUDGE with this ONE EASY STEP!"

The inability to conceptualise other people's ability to solve problems and therefore catch you in your retard shit is one of the primary factors in being a retard. You deserve every autistic badge on the site.
 
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Gobermental Supervisor said:
Nick is behaving as if Kiwi Farms was the state and he is winning the case by arguing with retards trolling him on Twitter.

Even when he gets a moderately sized W he turns into an epic sized L.
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This is the phenomenon among lolcows known as Gunts Law - Any W achieved by the cow is shortly after followed by an L of equal or greater magnitude.
Named after Ethan the Gunt Ralph, it is a tendency by lolcows to let any small victory go to their heads and cause them to behave in a smug and reckless manner, as the narcissism combined with generally low iQ seen among true cows leads them to believe they are untouchable, they are "winning" which inevitably causes them to do something retarded, as the Universe balances out.

In Ralphs case it was observed time and time again that that feeling of winning caused him to act out, resulting in future embarassment.

The more confident Balldo feels, the more likely he is to do something truly stupid This is a man so fucking retarded his first instinct whenever he feels like he's winning is to run to Xitter to argue with Internet randos.
The exact behavior that got him in the mess he's in to begin with.

Smug Nick feeling he's on top of the world means content is imminent. This is a guy who was so useless the State he hates had to step in to make him stop neglecting his kids, and he sees this as a win.
He's not exactly the smoothest Balldo in the box.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
This is the phenomenon among lolcows known as Gunts Law - Any W achieved by the cow is shortly after followed by an L of equal or greater magnitude.
Named after Ethan the Gunt Ralph, it is a tendency by lolcows to let any small victory go to their heads and cause them to behave in a smug and reckless manner, as the narcissism combined with generally low iQ seen among true cows leads them to believe they are untouchable, they are "winning" which inevitably causes them to do something retarded, as the Universe balances out.

In Ralphs case it was observed time and time again that that feeling of winning caused him to act out, resulting in future embarassment.

The more confident Balldo feels, the more likely he is to do something truly stupid This is a man so fucking retarded his first instinct whenever he feels like he's winning is to run to Xitter to argue with Internet randos.
The exact behavior that got him in the mess he's in to begin with.

Smug Nick feeling he's on top of the world means content is imminent. This is a guy who was so useless the State he hates had to step in to make him neglecting his kids, and he sees this as a win.
He's not exactly the smoothest Balldo in the box.
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You mean like to explain how owned a viewer is for asking if he had alcohol in his mega pint sized metal mug ... by explaining how they never did any more substances after the judge ordered them to stop, admitting they were doing drugs before that?

Yeah, King Balldo is a absolute retard.
 
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Harvey Danger said:
Everyone who attends, have a fake username ready to give when he asks. Feel free to use mine if you draw a blank.
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Not sure if it's really necessary, but I volunteer as well. If anyone asks, tell them "DSP for president 2032" and refuse to elaborate. Would really make my day.

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5) Make sure to hoot and holler as loud as possible. Make wolf whistling noices when Kayla or April are mentioned of boo whenever Nick talks.
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Throw drinks at Nick and bring a fucking spotlight!

 
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Mr. Manchester said:
The no phones thing is pretty common. Last time I had jury duty I kept forgetting and had to go toss it in my car. Obviously this is all part of a massive conspiracy in the US government to prevent the truth of innocent and successful lawyers who ask important people hard hitting questions like, "Do you like your futanari with balls or no balls?" senseless court appearances from coming to light.

What remains? The transcripts from the CORRUPT courts and the word of those gat dang pedophile voluntary Kiwi Farms reporters. Obviously if the report of what is posted here matches perfectly with the court transcript it only proves that this very forum is, in fact, in cahoots with local courthouses. The jews too probably.
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Free Mason/Templar fuckery is more likely in courts. Jews are the prosecutors or defense, not the judge.
 
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