DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Wasabi Panda]

yo that bender hat rant about the detractors, karma and revenge had some serious Nick Cruz pre-shooting cell phone videos vibes. He's completely unhinged. We very well could have made it, gais this may be the beginning of the final arc of the insanity saga.

 

[Digger10]

Yesterday's "Phil Uses Tools" segment was hilarious, watching him struggle with life is always fun.

Other random thought---the KC arc has shown that Kat must have absolutely zero knowledge of what her own husband makes or where the money goes, and must never watch his streams (or maybe talk to him at all). He made $4000 in one stream, he's making double the daily tips of what he's averaged in the past year due to this new "interest" in him, and yet he's STILL able to get away with not fixing the dishwasher, toilet, shower, etc. (These are things Phil himself just in the past week said were all broken, not us detractors making things up.) How desperate or stupid must Kat be to just live in squalor while her husband rakes in money to not ever question where it's all going?

Do we have any reason to think that Kat pays attention to what Phil does at all? From the way people describe her, it sounds like Kat isn't a very swift thinker and assessing Phil's financial situation may be too complicated for her. I could imagine her being someone who only cares that she has a roof over her head and spares no thought towards the future.

 

[millais]

Do we have any reason to think that Kat pays attention to what Phil does at all? From the way people describe her, it sounds like Kat isn't a very swift thinker and assessing Phil's financial situation may be too complicated for her. I could imagine her being someone who only cares that she has a roof over her head and spares no thought towards the future.

If Pigroach can guarantee Fat Kat her daily Doordash and vanilla Skyrim, she will be content.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I for one, happy he finally embraces the beggar inside him and starts DEMANDING stuff from his dents.

He's been watching the imholte demand clips.

This just reminds me of the sound effect boxes he used to hold up to the microphone and press the buttons on. He would definitely be annoying with a soundboard directly piped into his audio setup. But knowing him he would fuck up his whole setup somehow trying to get it to work.

And then turned around and shit on Rich during the react for using the sound board.

 

[FormerPro]

Jesus Christ Phil's newfound success has really hammered home how fixated he is on "the detractors". If you ever watched a DSP stream for more than 30 seconds you knew this before but lately as he's become more smug and less guarded he's going fucking crazy over it.

Phil was going to do co-op streams seven years ago but the detractors stopped it by harassing his friends. Anyone who beats him at Street Fighter is one of the detractors. The detractors hate that he's got new soundproof foam hanging on his wall. All's going well but its only a matter of time before the detractors watch his Joon the King documentary and ruin everything again.

This guy really does see detractors at every turn and in every aspect of his life and let's them influence every decision. If he wasn't such an annoying fuck I'd actually feel sorry for him.

 

[donkeygong]

Now he keeps hammering on WWEC jokes about "Pulling Hogans" and how he already spent all of yesterday's tips on it. My theo theory is PPP and Warski told him to lean on this and make jokes about it to make "detractors seethe".

 

[Elite Kipchak]

is it too optimistic to say that we might actually get a wwec admission? he's been talking about it a lot lately. KC ego boost had him admit to being addicted to supercard, something that would have definitely earned you a lean just a few weeks ago.

 

[GodModule]

is it too optimistic to say that we might actually get a wwec admission? he's been talking about it a lot lately. KC ego boost had him admit to being addicted to supercard, something that would have definitely earned you a lean just a few weeks ago.

A week ago I'd have said no. Now? Seriously anything's possible lol

 

[donkeygong]

 

[Comma]

Now he keeps hammering on WWEC jokes about "Pulling Hogans" and how he already spent all of yesterday's tips on it. My theo theory is PPP and Warski told him to lean on this and make jokes about it to make "detractors seethe".

In general, that's really good advice, to be honest. There's a problem, though: DSP has a track record of almost two decades of handling any kind of criticism or even advice exceptionally bad. So him now suddenly "leaning into it" comes of as very forced and insincere.

It's the same with him now (even more) shamelessly begging for tips: he's just trying to copy PPP/Warsky's way of tongue-in-cheek way of trying to get people to donate, but he's simply unable to do it in a believable manner.
Point in case:

It's so fucking awkward and makes him look even more like a sad beggar than usual. Maybe that's the whole goal of the Kino Casino-verse licking his balls, but who knows.


EDIT: He keeps going with the shameless begging. He has how done this three times in 30 minutes, so basically every 10 minutes.

 

[GodModule]

Begging with confidence is still begging, Phil.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

is it too optimistic to say that we might actually get a wwec admission? he's been talking about it a lot lately. KC ego boost had him admit to being addicted to supercard, something that would have definitely earned you a lean just a few weeks ago.

Not a chance. As I posted before, now is the time for Phil to admit to everything before the Joon doc and these KC findom freaks will support him more short-term.

But, Phil is way too entrenched into the lie.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

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[Iron Hamster]

Now he keeps hammering on WWEC jokes about "Pulling Hogans" and how he already spent all of yesterday's tips on it. My theo theory is PPP and Warski told him to lean on this and make jokes about it to make "detractors seethe".

But we've known about it for years now. The only one seething is him since he still wants to deny it.

Also:



from the clown that cries about paying taxes.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

He does not understand irony. That would require some sort of abstraction. Really, these concepts just don't come together in his head. He's not in on the joke because it doesn't even make sense to him. He just sees KC demanding money and getting it. He figures he can demand money and get it.

Dude is not stupid, but he lacks some serious understanding on how humans work. It really fucks with my head, because if I keep following this logic, it means this is somehow just inherit to Phil's stupid nature, and technically not his fault.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Dude is not stupid

he really kind of is though

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

Dude is not stupid

He wouldn't be our Phil if he wasn't stupid tbh

 

[Iron Hamster]

he really kind of is though

One could say the King of Stupid.

 

[Corpun]

The best thing to come from this Kino saga really does come down to how inflated and ridiculous his narc ego is now. SmugSydePhil is really showing how insufferable he really is and no amount of "Hahaha I'm playing this up as an act for the camera" will take away from the fact he genuinely thinks detractors are coping and seething and pissing themselves at his 'success'.

And this whole new SmugSydePhil era is even more hilarious because he is so delusional he thinks mock dick sucking from Mutahar and others is they seeing the light and truth that he isn't a scumbag, meaning this guy will whore himself out to literally ANYONE with 500,000+ subscribers if they glaze him just a little and run out some detractors were wrong mantra. He doesn't get that any of this future glazing he will get is just because they will be milking him for views, because he is such a weirdo narc he can't comprehend that until it all comes crashing down.

 

[Burl McMillan]

He just sees KC demanding money and getting it. He figures he can demand money and get it.

I think there's an internal clash in DSP that makes his version of trying to be unironically "thanks for the money dummies" so awkward and forced. There's the Phil that wants to shamelessly be able to beg for money on the internet and proudly proclaim "give me your money stupid fucks in fact I want at least $150 before the podcast is over so I can pull some hogans during the break" going at odds with the Phil who deluded himself into thinking "I'm a 15 year veteran content creator who makes meaningful content which I deserve money for. My hogans are well-deserved because I work hard for my job and what I put out on the internet is absolute gold. I am not a dramawhore or a dancing monkey on the internet". That's why he's unable to commit to the bit like when he has to backpedal the vitriol he launched towards RTU, or when he did that whole Boogie1488 fencesitting bullshit for "btw guize real talk though pls don't just tip to make the tractors seethe please do it for my content if you enjoy it" and ultimately it just becomes yet another display of his complete alien behavior.