US US Politics General - Discussion of President Biden and other politicians

 

[MG-34]

They'll wheel out Mark Hamill again. "Thanks for being our President, Joebi Wan Kenobi. Now I'm with Kamaleia!"

More like Kam Kam Binks. Both are annoying token negroid characters that no one watching this shit want to see again.

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

A post way back showed that John Legend is scheduled to be at the DNC. I expect other black celebrities to make an appearance.

I want Whoopie goldberg or Rosie. Imo the only 2 persons less likeable than Kamala

 

[CaddestSlown]

"They turned him down because he's Jewish!" On Kamala turning down Josh Shapiro

Oh he's throwing the fire out there. Just all over the place. Giving zero shits. That's firebrand behavior. Just outright saying if you're Jewish and vote for Kamala, you're doing it wrong.

Where's the popcorn?

 

[The Nothingness]

Both Trump and Biden are teetotallers.

Old NYT article about it:

https://archive.md/eIo3f

Mr. Biden grew up in a house full of drinkers, notably his Uncle Edward, known as Boo-Boo. “There are enough alcoholics in my family,” he once said when asked why he did not drink.

You are Irish, it's part of your culture. Why turn your back on it?

 

[Maid Maple Ying]

Really hoping Palestinian protesters crash the DNC and storm the stage and for the biggest ugliest troon to grab the mic and start prattling about demented far left shit and ruin the whole event
If that doesn't happen please Lord at least let it not be boring. I know I ask for that often but...

After party raided3day ago o boy https://x.com/goeddie555/status/1823959198369194018 https://x.com/PAPITO3607781/status/1824881763409404183 fun time a head

 

[Hunter Hearst Helmsley]

The New York Times: Trump Is Losing the Humor War (archive)

He's losing his touch at 78.

Maybe when he got shot in a terrorist attack which left a man bleeding to death feet away from him it ended the era of political silliness.

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

Trump for sure needs a catchy name for kuhmala, something to top. Crooked Hillary and sleepy joe

Cackles the Wonder-Slut

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Maybe when he got shot in a terrorist attack which left a man bleeding to death feet away from him it ended the era of political silliness.

The era of political silliness resumed no later than Hulk Hogan ripping off his shirt at the RNC.

 

[Nuclear Poisoning]

Maybe when he got shot in a terrorist attack which left a man bleeding to death feet away from him it ended the era of political silliness.

Lol you're clearly not watching his ongoing speech in Pennsylvania.

https://www.youtube.com/live/fPfkwWSceas

Dude just mocked the "fiery but peaceful" reporter and segwayed into Harris potentially starting WW3.

 

[Jade Philosophies]

A post way back showed that John Legend is scheduled to be at the DNC. I expect other black celebrities to make an appearance.

I guessing Diddy Puffs, or whatever his name is currently, won't be there. But reading Twitter would be hilarious if he did show up.

 

[mandatorylurk]

Trump should always do the old Top Gear thing of putting attractive women to the front of the crowd. It's just a pleasant viewing experience.

 

[tehpope]

Trump calls Cackling Camala a Commie.

>Trump: says something
>MSM: Trips over-themselves to disprove it, actually proves Trump right

>Trump: Kamala is a communist
>MSM: Actually, she's a marxist / socialist. Communism is the end goal of socialism / marxism

I will bet Kamala gives one of the shortest speeches in DNC history.

The cunt just cannot comes across as anything other then what she is. Imagine giving her the floor with all of America watching and letting her go on and on and on for 2 hours.

It would torch her whole campaign. She's be on stage a little as possible.

She's gonna give the same speech she's given at most of her rallies I bet.

 

[Nuclear Poisoning]

*mock French accent to imitate Macron* "Don-ohld, Don-ohld"
"I wish I had his accent, I would've been president 20 years ago."

> Trump is losing the humor war

 

[ducktales4gameboy]

So back on topic, what does everyone think will happen at the DNC?

It's going to be a shitshow of democratic names getting high off their own farts. Nothing big will happen and we might get a small protest outside, but the thing I'm expecting most is some sort of horrible forced meme to pop up on day 1 and instantly get picked up, reported and driven into the ground by every single news source in an attempt to bury someone at the DNC having some form of terrible optics moment. It'll be the same cycle with 'joy' and 'weird' all over again since they seem to be completely incapable of not repeating past mistakes.

 

[John Badman]

KAMALA YOURE FIRED get out of there

 

[tehpope]

RE: What's gonna happen at the dnc
People sucking Kamala's non-existent dick. Cringe like this

The rioting outside and protestors breaking in would just be the cherry on top.

 

[Nuclear Poisoning]

"I'm better looking than Kamala"

oof, MSM gonna have a field day with that one

 

[TheClappening]

Trump: "I'm better looking than [Kamala] is."

Don't change you entertaining orange shitposter

 

[John Badman]

I love Pennsylvanian blonde with red scarf. I can save her.

 

[Nuclear Poisoning]

I love Pennsylvanian blonde with red scarf. I can save her.

dude she looks 16