Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%

  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%

  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%

  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.4%

  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%

  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%

  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.5%

  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 197 14.2%

  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 792 56.9%
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John Andrews Stan said:
I’ve been going through Jack’s videos as well as commentary videos from August the Duck and others. I don’t know what magical combination I had to subject myself to in order to be served up this banger by the algorithm, but there was definitely something satanic behind it:


I think I’d rather have the Beach Boys’ “Barbara Ann” stuck in my head for eternity than this shit.
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Oh yeah when Jr actually thought he was spitting fire and would use this to grow his "ministry".

The best part were some of the comments on that video. I remember one saying something like, "why are you trying to act black? You're better than that".

That is representative of Fatty's audience.

Funniest Fish said:
>GET THIS NIGGER BITCH OUT OF MY FAIRLY ODDPARENTS!

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How is that political? I know Fatty hates the darkies but.. how is that political?

Doctor of Autism said:
Jack is beyond parody

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So Burger Thing is okay to review but a tray from McGreasy's is death? Guess Fatty's not down with the clown.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
I’ve been going through Jack’s videos as well as commentary videos from August the Duck and others. I don’t know what magical combination I had to subject myself to in order to be served up this banger by the algorithm, but there was definitely something satanic behind it:


I think I’d rather have the Beach Boys’ “Barbara Ann” stuck in my head for eternity than this shit.
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Just when I thought that I couldn't hate evangelicals any more...
 
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densedance said:
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when he goes "MMMmmmm" at 3:40 his dead arm vibrates.

tammy does literally everything except eating the finished result-- that part's still jack. we even see her moving boxes in the intro while jack sits gargling at the camera. reminds me of the king of the hill intro with peggy taking out the trash etc.

i bet jack wishes he could do his videos entirely with A.I. so he could put even less effort in
 
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Apropos of nothing, YouTube's algo added this random crap to my feed and I was suddenly startled to believe Jack had pivoted to retro gaming.

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EatBeforeYouEat said:
LOL this moron built a studio kitchen just so he can review water bottles and have Tammy make him boiled eggs while he sits around doomscrolling. Jack probably threw a tantrum during the planning of this house insisting on the studio kitchen like a petulant child demanding a toy he will get bored of and stop playing with.
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It's crazy, isn't it? I never expected that this retard would show a video on "how to butcher .." "how to make a mother sauce" "how to make a base vinaigrette and how to adapt" etc. But him to mentioning whenever he can, that he has a "home kitchen studio" now & seeing what's coming out of it is just borderline retarded.
 
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I wonder would he suddenly believe in the voting system if he got the results he wanted.

Then again he'll just be gargling the balls of Trump in his mouth just like he's doing to Elon

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Jack is just rambling about random shit on Twitter now

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Strokey should just stick to watching Blues Clues with his Burger King crown
 
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Doctor of Autism said:
I wonder would he suddenly believe in the voting system if he got the results he wanted.

Then again he'll just be gargling the balls of Trump in his mouth just like he's doing to Elon

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Jack is just rambling about random shit on Twitter now

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Strokey should just stick to watching Blues Clues with his Burger King crown
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Do you guys think Kamala Harris is upset that Jack will defiantly call her "Harris", or if Elon Musk accepts Jack's forgiveness? He's supposed to be famous so I say yes to both
 
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densedance said:
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What better way to celebrate a new kitchen, one that was allegedly designed from the ground up for being a studio set like the big boys than to make far shittier versions of a boiled eggs in the retarded delusion you made it easier.

IMO boiling the eggs for like 9 - 12 minutes or so, accounting for the altitude since TN is about 1k feet up for sea level is a lot easier, since it's brainless to do. That should about nail the texture of softboil or hardboil, then ice bath.

What a joke of a "short cut".
 
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